Chris gets what Chris wants. (o2 invite)

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Exodus was running wild, many promos had already been started, many matches had been confirmed, but there was one man who made tons of friends and tons of speculation (mostly about his sexuality) in GCW that was yet to find an opponent. Shiny Toy Guns' "Le Disko" marks the entrance for none other than Chris Calloway.

Chris Calloway makes his way to the ring posing for ladies, as he gets boo'd he takes 5 minutes!!! to make it to the ring, and that's not finished yet, as he starts talking.

GCW! Your prayers have been listened, but be happy they haven't been listened by someone useless like... God, Buddha, or SpongeBob Squarepants. They have been listened by "meoi" The man who makes the rest of men wonder why do they exist, the man who makes the rest of women wonder why their husband isn't like me, the man who if was on TV 24/7 lesbians wouldn't even exist, but most importantly the man who'll make GCW his home, me.

"Hi-Life" Chris Calloway. Now I was backstage with Bruno who made sure that all my muscles which are a lot are in shape for whooping the ass of the future loser that will appear when I am over speaking. And if you think I am cocky take a good look at these.

Chris starts posing like a macho man, very "masculine" poses indeed, the fans start booing his arrogance

You see? I am not lying, Chris Calloway the man who has done the most for manking, by putting a body that is worth worshipping by thousands of cultures. Never lies, he just announces.

I could go on and on all night, but since this is wrestling and I feel awesome, I need some loser to come here so I can kick his ass and give my owners an excuse to sign my payroll, which I find useless since having me on GCW is motive enough to give me the big bucks.

But enough speaking I wanna wrestle some jackass so without further ado could some.... How do you say it... "Jabber" appear so I can pummel him in short time and I can dedicate all my effort to what I do best.

Making ladies' dreams come true...

Chris lowers the mic as he waits for his future competition.

[curtisswytchblade]

The lights throughout the arena dim and mysterious music begins to play out over the PA System. Out from behind the stage curtains walks out a man dressed in a dark grey/white attire. Long silver necklace with a 'cross' at the end and long, sliver hair with grey boots.

White smoke begins to feel the arena. Looking down at the ground before looking up towards Calloway's direction. The man bores a hole through Chris Calloway with his eyes. If looks could kill right now. Calloway would be deader then a door nail.

The man walks down the rampway and eventually stops at the ring apron. Never taking his eyes off of his 'foe' for a single second. Seemingly, no one in the arena recognizes this figure as he proceeds to walk up the steel steps and enter the ring.

The music, along with suffocating smoke begins to subside. The man walks over and fetches himself a microphone from a stage hand nearby. Raises the mic to his lips and speaks:

For a man of your stature. You seem to be quite full of yourself don't you ?

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Curtis SwytchBlade. Please to meet your acquaintance.

Chris Calloway is it not ? Seems as if I heard of you before from somewhere. Ah yes ! My 'boss' mentioned of your name before in a past conversation.

He told me all about you and your antics. I have to say so far, he is right on everything. Not only are you egotistical. But your also a jackass !

Tonight is a night of celebration for this company is it not ? For GCW as a wrestling company. It represents the start of a new era of professional wrestling.

For you Chris. Tonight is the evening where all of your past sins will come back to haunt you. Every single bad deed and transgression done will end up burying you.

As tonight will mark the 'Birth of a Legend'. The 'birth' of one Curtis Swytchblade. Otherwise known as the "Angel of Death".

I come to GCW with one purpose in mind. To cleanse the souls of every GCW superstar of there evil doings and make them see the light. That very same 'Guiding Light' that I follow from the moment I have awaken. Til its time for the sandman to lay me down to sleep.

Curtis begins to walk towards Calloway. He now stands nose-to-nose with him.

So, what will it be Chris ? You've danced with the devil on many occasions during your lifetime. Tonight, you get the chance to dance with the grim reaper ! Are you man enough to face me, yes or no ?

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris stares at this new oponent, a guy he had never seen, as usual in Chris he doesn't show the slightest respect for him

Whadda was your name? Curtis Swytchblade? Wow jerk who sends ya? The Wilkinson factory? I need to seriously ask what the hell happens with ya newbies lately?

Check your damma speech Curt, I didn't understood a single word... Grim Reapers, past sins, guiding lights... Sheesh! Did you stole that from the Holy Bible ya punk?

Not even Noah is gonna save you from the asswhoopin I am gonna give ya, Curt, you can speak about your "boss" telling you how I am, but he forgot to tell ya something...

I am better than you newbie, I am a throne you are a stool, I am a diamond you are a stone, I am gold you are tin, I am one of this cool flat planes you are the Wright model. And the list goes on.

Chris flexes in front of Curtis.

"Every single bad deed" uuuuh I am shivering TV Preacher... Save me, save me! If you ain't too busy shaving Swytchy save me from the red red devil....

Chris then points at the backstage

And while you are at it. Bring me a coffee, with lots of Moka and short on milk, because this is the only good thing you'll ever do in your stinko career!

[curtisswytchblade]

Preacher ? Never said I was a 'preacher' Mr. Calloway. If anything, I was giving you a heads up of what will happen to you if you choose to cross me.

Curtis repeats what Mr. Calloway had said earlier:

"I am a throne you are a stool, I am a diamond you are a stone, I am gold you are tin, I am one of this cool flat planes you are the Wright model".

You poke fun at the way I speak. Yet, you yourself can't even talk. What does all of that propaganda mean anyhow ? Judging by your appearance and your attitude. I'd say your more like a bad seed that needs to be uprooted.

Yet you also avoided my question. Do you or do you not want to fight me ? If not, I will go and talk with the 'boss' about getting another match. The last thing I want to do is waste my time with some arrogant scrub.

I am a man of faith, Mr. Calloway. I don't take too kindly to you mocking me or the man upstairs like that. You should be thankful for the life he has given you. Instead, you waste your life praising your rather 'girlish' figure and your significant other, Bruno.

Fans actually start to chuckle a bit after that last comment as Swytchblade 'preaches' on:

Bottom line Christopher. You are given two choices. You can either stop all of this nonsense and join me in the fight to save GCW from the forces of evil. Or.. I'll have no other alternative then to resort to physical violence and take away the very thing that gives you life...

I'll have to take away your SOUL..

I don't want to do that Christopher.. I really don't. But I have to set the wrong things right Mr. Calloway.

Which option will you choose ??

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris chuckles..

Look ya twerp I don't know what kind of bullshit your "boss" tells ya to do, but comming here and insulting me in front of my fans and most importantly dissing Bruno is a carnal sin boy. It takes guts to do that. But it doesn't take brains chico, you see I am Chris Calloway success comes with my DNA, and what are you? Let me answer that a lousy loser who was spat by a wrestling school and thinks he can talk down someone like me.

Curt you aren't "smurt" I am "smurt" S-M-R-T if you were clever you wouldn't come here and give me an ultimatum like if you were the main eventer and I was the enhancement talent, if your brain cells actually worked rather than being there just for decoration, you'd know to shut up and save the videogame speech for your Trekkie friends.

Don't ya ever give me two options ya punk, because Chris Calloway only works with one option.... Beating the hell out of losers with pathetic names such as you Curtis Swytchblade. So if your damn religious blabber and your videogame lingo is over, boy go backstage and grab a casket...

You'll be alive chico, but your career will be DEAD!

Chris lowers the mic and poses a lot more for the girls.

[curtisswytchblade]

Well... I really don't need to insult you Christopher... because you've already done that job for me.

"Success comes with DNA" ?

No.. no.. no. I think what you mean is success comes to those whom have a strong work ethic, a bit of creativity, and a will to be the best. Qualities that... well.... you don't have apparently.

*Curtis begins to scratch his head and thinks to himself for a moment as the crowd lets out a small laugh*.

May god TRULY have mercy on your soul. I already feel sorry for the good lord as it is. To have wasted so much on such a despicable human being as yourself.

I guy that probably doesn't know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.

Comic relief aside Mr. Calloway. Get yourself (and whats left of your brain cells) ready for our match. Until you say something... 'smart' or rather interesting. I have NOTHING more to say to you.

*Curtis lowers the mic*

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris then starts getting pissed off at Curtis

Fo' being a guy who has a hamster's name you got guts to come here and insult me ya prick. And while you have nothing to say me, thanks everyone fo' that, because we would all fall asleep even myself, not even ladies would be able to wake me up if I have to listen to TV Preacher saying me those bullshit every church guys says like...

"Stem Cells are gay" or "Gays cause stem cells" Whatever I don't listen to it. The point is that I have something to say to you.

You suck, if you didn't realized it. You are a boring n00b who looks like a videogame character and speaks more than Fidel Castro in his good ol' days.

And if you want a match you got it, I am in the mood of whooping some monks. So drop here your leaflets about how stem cell research will put all of us in hell...

Chris cracks his fists

'Cos I am gonna shove them all into yer big mouth when I am done with beating a loser like you!

[curtisswytchblade]

With a confused & puzzled look across Curtis' face. He raises the mic and says:

Stem Cells... STEM CELLS !? What the heck does stem cells have to do with all of this ?

Your a funny man Christopher Calloway...

Because I said the words 'brain cells' NOT 'stem cells' you moron !

Also, what is it with those 'gay' comments ? Like 'gay' stem cells and 'gays' cause stem cells ? Do you say these things because you are afraid to 'come out of the closet' so to speak ??

During this whole time I've been out here with you. I have never brought up anything about 'gays' or 'stem cells'. However, you conveniently brought them up with all of your lies and deceits.

Here's a little advice. Please don't ever mention anything about you shoving anything down someone's throat. Its really offensive to myself and all of these fans out here. Besides, I really don't think no one wants to know what goes on backstage between yourself and Bruno anyway.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris chuckles

Don't mess with Bruno ya punk he has more wood in his hands than you could ever handle.

Chris then flexes in front of curtis

So hamsterboy are you gonna be here and chuckle your Davey and Goliath jokes or will you do the damn thing that is wrestling? Save those jokes fo ya next church picnic.

But I don't think you'll go there you punk, after the beating I'll give ya you'll look worse than Stephen Hawkins punko.

Chris throws the mic away as he starts walking into Curtis threateningly.

[curtisswytchblade]

Curtis laughs to himself for a moment as he replies to Christopher's ever-so idiotic comments:

HeHe... sounds to me you know more about Bruno's 'wood' then even he does. ;D

I started to say something about your breath earlier.. but.. I didn't want to be rude. Cause no offense, it smells really bad. Actually, it smells like dead fish.

Enough of your Shenanigans. Your starting to bore me. Talk like you have at least a tiny fragment of sense, okay ?

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

*** Permission ***

Chris gets tired of those comments he takes a few steps back and then slaps the hell out of Curtis in full force.

Does this make any sense to you wise ass? Like I say to Bruno when I am standing to him b'fo removing my underwear... You ain't seen nothing yet.

Chris stomps a mudhole onto Curtis, he then grabs him by the hair and scoop slams him. He then stomps Curtis a bit more and poses.

Start prayin' now sucko.

Chris grabs Curtis another time and gets ready to hit his finisher on it but....

[curtisswytchblade]

***With Permission***

Suddenly, Curtis struggles a bit until he finally breaks free from Calloway's clutches as he drops to his feet. From here, Curtis retaliates with two well placed Roundhouse Kicks to the face, followed by one spin kick to the jaw that sends Chris Calloway crashing down into the ring mat.

The fans start to cheer on as Curtis stands there looking down at Chris. He goes over and pics up the dropped microphone. He begins to wipe a small trickle of blood from upper lip from where Chris had smacked him.

Curtis looks down at the blood on his hand as a grin comes across his face. He then raises the microphone to his lips and speaks:

Chris Calloway.... May God Have Mercy.... On Your SOUL !

From here, Curtis tosses the microphone out of the ring and bell begins to sound. As the fans assume that there match is going to go on ahead & start right now !

***END***