Jacob Cruise
GCW Titan
Yes, I am Jacob Cruise. But you may just call me Gaaaawd!
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Post by Jacob Cruise on Dec 22, 2007 1:01:08 GMT -5
Whatever song the kids find popular nowadays begins to blare over the Pa system. If that song were to have a lot of bass, it would being making the arena bump at the moment. If not, well then who cares. Though, the fans show little reaction to it seeing as how *insert random song here* was unfamiliar to them.
Emerging from behind the backstage curtains are two men whom are very familiar to the fans though. One Cameron Kincaid and at his side, Jacob Cruise. They stand out on the stage receiving whatever type of ovation it is the fans feel like giving them tonight. Realizing he still has a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hands though, Cruise quickly disappears back behind the curtain, leaving Cam there alone for a moment. Which in turn, forces him to stand there looking like an idiot by himself.
Now back stage, Cruise downs another quick shot. Waits a moment, and takes another. Confident that Cam was handling the situation out in the arena just fine. Finally getting his fix, he places the bottle on a nearby crate and turns to a stage hand...
"Get me a bottle of coke for when I get done, alright? Oh, and ya touch my Jack...and I will jack...you...up!"
Cruise can't help but to laugh at his own lameness. Giving the stage hand a simple nod, Cruise emerges back out onto the stage. Surprisingly, this time to an even better ovation than before. Most likely due to the fans getting tired of Cam just standing there like a deer in the headlights....Cruise just looks over to his partner and shakes his head...
"Damn man...Let me bring my drink out onto the stage. How you gonna leave me hanging like that? I'd never leave yo' ass hanging.....Some friend you are..."
Cruise, not even bothering to look at the reaction he received from Cam for that, continues on down to the ring. You know, boring ramp walk...Stupid in-ring entrance....Little ring taunt...The usual crap, different day sort of thing. With that all out of the way finally, he now grabs two Mics set on the apron for them. Tossing the second to his partner in crime...
"How goes it Detroit?!"
Fans just sit there silently for a moment before finally erupting into a deafening boo. Cam leans in close to Cruise and whispers something to him....
"I mean Chicago! How goes it Chicago....which is apparently where we're at!"
This was probably the worst ever executed cheap pop in wrestling history. Oh well, maybe he would get it right next time...maybe...
"You see...You people of...Chicago, right? Yeah...Chicago...are lucky! Not only do you have this great new company of....Um....uh....*cough*...I...uh..."
Cam whispers something to him again....
"GCW! Yeah, not only do you have this great company of GCW.....But, you also get to see the dream team in action for the first time in MONTHS. Thats right....Jacob Cruise...and Cameron....uh....um....shit.."
Cameron gets a pissed off look on his face as Cruise starts to bust up laughing....
"I'm playing man...I'm playing...Cameron Kincaid....The two of us...In action...here. Probably THE SINGLE best tag team in wrestling today. And you all get to see us back in action. How much did you pay for your ticket? Yeah, remember that...You got to see history in the making and barely spent a dime to do it...A year from now...You'll be lucky if you can pay that price just to SEE one of us at an autograph signing...."
Ego much? Than again, that was what the fans loved about Cruise. Though, it also made them hate him at the same time. Slightly contradictory, eh?
"But enough about the past....and the future...its time for the present. You see, myself and Mr.Kincaid here...We need a warm up match. As you all know, most likely from sitting on your computers ten hours a day constantly refreshing your favorite wrestling spoilerz site every five second...The two of us have been out of the ring for awhile...So right here...right now...We are giving two people...ANY...TWO...PEOPLE....the chance to make history...by being the first two numbnuts to be crushed beneath the returning boots....of The Gaaaaaaaaaaaawd....himself....and the Natural.....Anybody game?"
Cruise lowers his Mic, probably out of breath from all that crap he had been spewing. Now was the chance for either Kincaid to say his peace...or any challengers to step to the plate.... |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 23, 2007 10:59:16 GMT -5
Wow wow wow... Someone needs to tell this geek to shut up!
A voice popped in the stadium, the fans soon aknowledged it was none other than The Jenkins voice, such a nerdy, raspy voice is never forgotten, Lester and Jasper appear, sporting their ultra simplistic attire, the fans start standing up, trying to reach a nacho stand, but it's too late, The Jenkins are already in the ring and are gonna speak.
Look what do we have here Jasper, another dimwit with a big mouth and a big ego. Isn't the wrestling world tired of this jerks?
It is Lester, and it's about time, we The Jenkins the bestest team in the scene since the Road Warriors do something about it. We don't have spiked shoulder pads, we don't look like Mad Max fans, we don't have muscle.
But in wrestling it's always brains over brawn, and while we are plenty of brains, Jasper. I think this guys lack both, look at them, just listen to the names.
Jacob Cruise. What's that name boy? You sound to me like the secret husband of Tom "I am gay but I marry a chick from Dawson's Creek so everyone says: uh he's not gay" Cruise, the one who sharps his "Top Gun" in the "Days of Thunder" ain't that a "Mission Impossible" ? ;D
The Jenkins laugh at their Tom Cruise joke
And the other one... Cameron Kincaid... What kind of name is that? You sound like a Czech teen idol! Let me picture this...
"Now in Ljublana stadium live in Eslovaquia, for all the mujiks and the chicks, here's with you the star of "From Siberia with Love" Cameron "Eastern Europe's Luke Perry" Kincaid!"
And a bunch of leg-hairy forty year old women from god knows where, jump on Cameron Kincaid for an autograph...
Hahaha.. We are so witty, Lester, so damn witty... Start trembling Don Rickles because here we go! First we conquer the wrestling world, then we'll conquer the Comedy world, I have like 1.000 jokes about lesbians that are pure comedy gold.
the fans boo, and chant "boring" along with "we want wrestling!"
Look at these slobs Lester, just because they paid for a ticket, they think we have to be like slaves, come here not utter a single word and start whooping ass! Which is a good idea, I want to whoop some asses, and since there is no better competition but Tom Cruise's husband...
Well start with him! You cannot reach the Big Mac without shoving some McNuggets b'fo!
The Jenkins lower their mics as they wait for an answer from either Jacob or Cameron making his appeareance
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Dec 23, 2007 23:43:02 GMT -5
"......  "Cam just shook his head back and forth, taking the microphone from Cruise as he stepped forward a bit before raising the microphone to his lips with a smile already forming..."Da...Damn. That was almost...Interesting to hear boys. Tell me though, while you two are standing here lookin' like throwbacks to wrestler # 1 and wrestler # 2, why not at least not bore these fans with SORRY as attempts at "pwning" me and my partner here will ya? I'm sure they don't wanna hear all the rants and raves about how you two are the "bestest" team here in GCW when the damn doors JUST opened up like...An hour ago? Get over yerselves already.
You both look like homosexual exercise instructors in those get ups with freakin' letters pasted on the front of em'. So you sons of bitchez can't even remember your own names and had to get mommy to write it on your chest like a name tag you give a fourth grader to remind them who they are and what they have to bring home from school?
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Damn...The bitch must be as dumb as you both look. Cut the crap, you're not funny, hell you're not even remotely talented on the microphone to be honest with you. And vegas christ get with the times man! You two look like you came from the year 1945 in a damn DELOREAN to wrestle in the modern times jackasses. We're lookin' for punching bags for the night, you two came out and accepted. That's fine, I ain't got a problem with that at ALL. Ya' wanna make a name for yerselves here in the tag division, so you figure why not challenge the only two sons of bitchez on the roster who look even promising this year. Screw it. We're here, you're here, let's make it official. Jacob Cruise & Cameron Kincaid versus Uncle Fester & Callistetic Casper. Last chance to back out whores. Last chance...Cam merely shrugs towards the two numbnuts in the ring, awaiting the SURELY idiotic response soon to comem from their possible opponents for the evening. |
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Jacob Cruise
GCW Titan
Yes, I am Jacob Cruise. But you may just call me Gaaaawd!
Posts: 149
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Post by Jacob Cruise on Dec 24, 2007 0:01:09 GMT -5
Cruise walks over next to his partner in crime and just stands there for a moment. A quick glance towards Cam, then his eyes fall back down to the mat in a disappointed manner. He shakes his head slowly before leaning his head over the Mic Cam was holding...
"...................."
Nothing. He pulls back away from the Mic. Releasing a short sigh as he shakes his head from side to side some more. He then turns away for a moment, facing the fans who cheer him on. Returning back to the Mic which Kincaid still held...
".........."
Again, Cruise steps back from the Mic. The fans cheers grow louder from anticipation. Looking down in the direction of the stage at their possible opponents....Cruise approaches the Mic once again....
"......... ......"
The fans go completely balistic....
"Bitch!"
FCC my ass..... |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 24, 2007 6:49:57 GMT -5
The Jenkins not impressed answer
What is "pwning" ? I am sorry Cameron Kool-Aid but we spend more time wrestling than learning nerdy lingo, and stupid catchphrases that can only be taken from a PC. This is wrestling Kool-Aid and there is no place for PWNs or ROFLs or whatever shitty acronic you wanna bring.
And look at Cruise's husband... "You've been 1st righted.... Bitch" Well you dicko, if anal raping hasn't left you blind in both eyes, you can see we are two instead of one. And look at them they mess with our attires, this jerks mess with our attires Lester can you believe it?
I can't believe that such jerks who look that they have been made in a lab from pieces of indy wrestlers have the guts to insult our attires. And how does this whacko dare to speak about 1945? His mom wasn't even sperm back then. So don't speak about what you don't know kid.
Our attires are simple but our ass-whoopings hell they are gonna be like a Walt Whitman poem. We are gonna show ya that The Jenkins mean business when they speak about and do us a favour.
And put the lingo-blingo such as PWN and this idiotic words back in your computers, you are just a bunch of virgins trying to act cool, but you are not cool you are dull.
And last thing, you wanna see some gay? Look yourself in the mirror you punk.
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Post by zachary on Dec 25, 2007 10:22:50 GMT -5
Star is just laughing at all of this patheic baboons fight. He looked at them and nearly just pissed himself because how ridiculous they sound right now. He walked out on the stage and looked at Jacob Cruise and his little ass buddy right next to him, and just looked at them. The Ghost, his manager followed behind him.[glow=red,2,300]Star[/glow]
"Wow, Ghost. What do you think about these two baboons fighting and sucking each others cock?" [/size] [glow=red,2,300]The Ghost[/glow]
"I don't Star... these guys look pretty good... NOT!" [/size] [glow=red,2,300]Star[/glow]
"Really though you two need to cut this bullshit because we all know who the real superstar is, and thats me. Johnny Star, bitch." The Ghost would start to clap his hands. Johnny and The Ghost we're trying to get into their heads, they both would just look at them. Basically they were just really getting on one another's knee and just sucking the living shit out of each others cock. It is really disturbing. So Star spoke up.[glow=red,2,300]Star[/glow]
"Wow, you two. Are you done playing with yo' bitch The Jenkins or are you ready to get an ass woopin? Because I do know that the fans of Chi-town don't wanna see all three of you guys have a dick sucking contest in the middle of the ring. I think Chi-town wants to see a real wrestling match. " The crowd cheers and The Ghost would raise his hands in the air to get the crowd pumped up.
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Post by jenkins on Dec 30, 2007 19:32:43 GMT -5
Jasper rises an eyebrow seeing this Star guy...
And you are pretty experienced in sucking cocks ain't ya doofus? Look at ya dress, I have seen guys in West Hollywood who didn't even looked as fruity as ya do. Get the hell out of here and go to a dick-sucking contest the ones ya love so much, and grab Clapping Clancy with ya.
Look Jasper this guy is pathetic, he has to say swear words to make himself look like a man. Weeeell Random Imbecile, maybe the fans don't wanna see us bickering, but sure as hell they don't wanna see a jerk like you who has no business here. This match is The Jenkins vs Cruise & Kool-Aid. And unless refs have gone fruity nowadays you have nothing to do but drag your sorry carcass out of the stage.
Both Jenkins point at the backstage motioning this Star guy to leave.
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Post by zachary on Dec 31, 2007 1:28:13 GMT -5
[glow=green,2,300]Star[/glow]"I got style... and why would I go have a dick sucking contest? Last time I checked I get more girls than you. And you make fun of how I dress? Thats why I got more money than you." [/color][/center] [glow=red,2,300]Ghost[/glow]
"Yes this is true... And its not like I'm his sidekick or little Robin or nothing. I roll wit this cat because I'm his manager. That is what I do, and 1/3 of his paycheck comes to me so you know I got a little money to top that." The Ghost and Johnny started to point at The Jenkins and would laugh at him. They just began to shake their heads.[glow=green,2,300]Star[/glow]
"Sorry Jacob for this cat waistin your time... So if you don't mind its the big boys turn to play. You can go play with your baby toys, because that is what you are a baby. And you know what I am?" The crowd cheers![glow=green,2,300]Star[/glow]
"I'm a Superstar!" |
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Post by jenkins on Dec 31, 2007 11:22:10 GMT -5
The Jenkins tired of this idiot turn their backs at him
Look you freakin' jerk as much as you come here with your 5th grader dick jokes you ain't gonna get anything from us. The match was me and my brother versus Cruise & Kincaid, and tell that idiot you call Ghost to clean up your ears so you can hear us well.
We ain't gonna fight you! If there's someone stupid enough to do so. Then ask him but here you have no business jerk, unless you and Casper wanna announce the match or wanna ring the bell, get lost!
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Jacob Cruise
GCW Titan
Yes, I am Jacob Cruise. But you may just call me Gaaaawd!
Posts: 149
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Post by Jacob Cruise on Dec 31, 2007 15:36:22 GMT -5
"Ladies, ladies, ladies...No need to get your panties in a bunch. Theres plenty of asswhoopin's to go around for everyone here. However, the Jerkoffs did come out and accept first. And in all actuality we only wanted two men to step up to our challenge. Not, two men, a um...ghost? And his little superstar sex slave..."
Cruise turns to face Kincaid. The two men converse between themselves for a moment...Turning back to face there possible opponents...
"He makes a point...ya'll are pretty gay...."
Back to conversing with Kincaid. We see a few simple nods from both men in turn as they continue to try and form a decision. Finally...
"Alright....we're going to decide the old fashion way...."
Cruise raises his hand in a pointing motion...
"Eeny meeny miney mo....Catch dez bitches like they a ho...If they lame asses then let um go....eeny....meeny....miney....mo!"
Cruise's pointing finger lands on the Jenkins...
"Whew...thank god....OK! We've come to a decision...It will be...Cruise and Kincaid....verses....the Jerkins!" |
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Post by zachary on Dec 31, 2007 17:04:22 GMT -5
OOC: He is not a Ghost... His name is the Ghost lol...[glow=green,2,300]Star[/glow]
"We're gay huh... alright. I'll show you gay, when the draft comes and were on the same show. My tag team partner is Mr. Rockstar and I'll show you who is the gay one." [glow=red,2,300]Ghost[/glow]
"Fuck this shit. I'm done managing you, Star. You and Mr. Rockstar can do ya'll thing in dis business but I'm gone." [glow=green,2,300]Star[/glow]
"Bye. Now I'll let you two baby's have a wrestling match but when you wanna play with the big boys just hit me up..." Star left and he went backstage to his locker room.
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