Post by brandonpayne on Dec 21, 2007 15:50:17 GMT -5
More then a half-hour into "Exodus". After the ending of the second match The Avenger's theme music begins to play and the light's dim. The rumors swirling all over the net earlier this evening stated that he wouldn't show up tonight due to his injuries sustained by the heinous attack perpetrated by Genesis.Fans stand to there feet and start cheering as they anticipate Avenger's arrival. However, what they get instead is another show of disrespect shown.
As the Avenger's theme blares out over the PA System. We see Brandon "Genesis" Payne, decked out in ring attire. Similar to that of The Avenger. From the 'crow' face paint, black trench coat, and a 'cross' symbol T-Shirt.
As Genesis struts his way down the aisle, somewhat mocking The Avenger's walk and mannerisms. The fans do nothing but boo and spew out obscenities.
Brandon walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Then extending his arms out in a cross motion as pyro begins to go off from the turnbuckles. Another act commonly done by The Avenger throughout the years.
The lights then slowly begin to return to normal as "The Avenger" stands in the center of the ring. Fans are obviously not buying this for a second. Nor do they even consider this to be humorous in any way, shape, or form. Nothing more then a slap in the face to The Avenger and his legion of fans.
"The Avenger" motions for a microphone to be handed to him by one of the stage hands nearby. As this happens, one of the camera men zooms in on the back of his trench coat. Reading the words "Glory Hog".
As he receives the microphone, "The Avenger", raises the microphone to his lips and begins to speak:
As the Avenger's theme blares out over the PA System. We see Brandon "Genesis" Payne, decked out in ring attire. Similar to that of The Avenger. From the 'crow' face paint, black trench coat, and a 'cross' symbol T-Shirt.
As Genesis struts his way down the aisle, somewhat mocking The Avenger's walk and mannerisms. The fans do nothing but boo and spew out obscenities.
Brandon walks up the steel steps and enters the ring. Then extending his arms out in a cross motion as pyro begins to go off from the turnbuckles. Another act commonly done by The Avenger throughout the years.
The lights then slowly begin to return to normal as "The Avenger" stands in the center of the ring. Fans are obviously not buying this for a second. Nor do they even consider this to be humorous in any way, shape, or form. Nothing more then a slap in the face to The Avenger and his legion of fans.
"The Avenger" motions for a microphone to be handed to him by one of the stage hands nearby. As this happens, one of the camera men zooms in on the back of his trench coat. Reading the words "Glory Hog".
As he receives the microphone, "The Avenger", raises the microphone to his lips and begins to speak:
(With a puzzling look on his face) What is wrong with you people ? The Avenger doesn't take too kindly to such transgressions as this ! You people treat The Avenger as if I'm some kind of ruthless animal who only loves the money, fame, and the prestige.
Well..
Come to think of it. Your RIGHT ! I mean, I am The Avenger for god sakes. You people know that I'm always... ALWAYS... in it for the fame and fortunes of this business.
As I stand here before each and everyone one of your great fans. I can say with a heavy heart that I am truly a DIAMOND surrounded by trash !
Well..
Come to think of it. Your RIGHT ! I mean, I am The Avenger for god sakes. You people know that I'm always... ALWAYS... in it for the fame and fortunes of this business.
As I stand here before each and everyone one of your great fans. I can say with a heavy heart that I am truly a DIAMOND surrounded by trash !
Fans begin to boo "The Avenger". As they literately start to throw trash in the ring.
See... The Avenger told you so. Cause in this business. The Avenger is always right, and you clowns are always wrong !
The Avenger just loves to sit back at one of my big, fancy, high-priced mansions. The Avenger has ten of those for your information. Kicking back and relaxing in my recliner. Counting all the money that I receive daily for hardly lifting a finger.
Afterwards, I go upstairs and just stare at my huge trophy case. Filled with many MANY championship belts and trophies The Avenger has won over the years. As a matter of fact. Being the diamond in the rough that The Avenger is. Tonight, The Avenger like share some of my gold with each and every one of you.
The Avenger just loves to sit back at one of my big, fancy, high-priced mansions. The Avenger has ten of those for your information. Kicking back and relaxing in my recliner. Counting all the money that I receive daily for hardly lifting a finger.
Afterwards, I go upstairs and just stare at my huge trophy case. Filled with many MANY championship belts and trophies The Avenger has won over the years. As a matter of fact. Being the diamond in the rough that The Avenger is. Tonight, The Avenger like share some of my gold with each and every one of you.
"Avenger" drops the microphone for a moment and exits the ring. Walking over towards the time keeper's table and grabs a red bag (or sack). The sack appears to be filled all the way to the top with many of his 'trophies' as he brings the bag into the ring with him. "The Franchise" proceeds to empty his 'bag of toys' filled with his many championship belts and trophies. At this point, "Avenger" picks up the microphone off the ground and raises it to his lips to speak once more:
Oh, by the way you guys. I apologize if I'm boring you all with my 3rd person nonsense. Its a headache I know, but just bare with The Avenger for a little longer. I swear, it won't take much longer, I promise.
"Avenger" then looks down at his many championships laying at his feet. As he begins to reminisce on his past accomplishments and begins to show off all of his gold:
Looking at all of this stuff makes The Avenger realize just how much better I am then all of you and the locker room COMBINED ! Look at all of this junk I err. I mean, The Avenger has !
As you can see. The Avenger has won many different kinds of championships and trophies during my historic career. Such as being the former TNB Undisputed Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Tradition Champion, Evolution Champion, United States, Television, International, Tag Team, Hardcore. Wrestler of the Year, Rookie of the Year, Hell ! The Avenger even lost about 200 lbs just to become a Cruiserweight Champion.
But its not just all about my in-ring accomplishments. No sir ! Its what I can do outside the ring. See everyone ! The Avenger is also a Professional Hot Dog Eating Champion of the World, Prettiest Baby of the Year for 1892.
As you can see. The Avenger has won many different kinds of championships and trophies during my historic career. Such as being the former TNB Undisputed Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Tradition Champion, Evolution Champion, United States, Television, International, Tag Team, Hardcore. Wrestler of the Year, Rookie of the Year, Hell ! The Avenger even lost about 200 lbs just to become a Cruiserweight Champion.
But its not just all about my in-ring accomplishments. No sir ! Its what I can do outside the ring. See everyone ! The Avenger is also a Professional Hot Dog Eating Champion of the World, Prettiest Baby of the Year for 1892.
Announcer: 1892 !? (Laughs) If thats the case, The Avenger is pretty damn old. ;D
In case my fans are dumb at match. That makes "The Avenger" 115 years old. But don't worry, "The Avenger" still has the magic touch. The Franchise ages like fine wine you see. While you people age like sour milk !
But getting back to what The Avenger was saying before. The point I'm trying to make is, with all of these accomplishments under my wing. Not one of you fans are as big as me.
You can call me anything you like. Whether it'd be "The Franchise", "The Avenger", "Hero", "Sting", "Eric Draven", "Brandon Lee", the list can go on and on.
But one thing you fans can never call me in this lifetime is a GLORY HOG ! I mean, you fans don't see me walking around with Glory Hog stamped on my back do you ?
But getting back to what The Avenger was saying before. The point I'm trying to make is, with all of these accomplishments under my wing. Not one of you fans are as big as me.
You can call me anything you like. Whether it'd be "The Franchise", "The Avenger", "Hero", "Sting", "Eric Draven", "Brandon Lee", the list can go on and on.
But one thing you fans can never call me in this lifetime is a GLORY HOG ! I mean, you fans don't see me walking around with Glory Hog stamped on my back do you ?
The fans, as angry as they are at Genesis right now. Can't help but chuckle just a bit at that line.
As a matter of fact. That would be completely STUPID ! Just like... haha... just like this imitation I'm doing right now !
Genesis rips off his trench coat and starts to wipe off all the 'crow' paint off his face. From here, he throws the coat out into the crowd and raises the mic yet again to speak:
Listen up... and listen GOOD Avenger. I don't know where you are right now and quite frankly, don't give a shit ! What I have done just now is just show the world how pathetic YOU really are. That whole impersonation was just a sample of how I wanted to show each and every person around the world, how stupid you really are. To give them a glimpse of The Avenger I've known for the past couple of years in my career.
Wherever you are right now. Whether your laying at home on your couch watching this even on Pay-Per-View. Or still couped up in some hospital bed. Just remember this, without Genesis. Your career means NOTHING ! I don't have to remind the fans again of our history. They know it all too well by now. Fact is, I'm the guy who gave your career new life !
How fitting it was about a week ago. That I lured you out in that dark alleyway and proceeded to beat your friggin' brains out ! Only to take away your career... and even possibly, your own LIFE ! There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that I was even going to allow you to interfere with my plans of one day becoming the GCW World Heavyweight Champion !
So just sit back, relax, if you CAN relax that is, haha. And watch a real "Franchise" show you how its done in the ring later on tonight. Now hit my music, bitchez !
Wherever you are right now. Whether your laying at home on your couch watching this even on Pay-Per-View. Or still couped up in some hospital bed. Just remember this, without Genesis. Your career means NOTHING ! I don't have to remind the fans again of our history. They know it all too well by now. Fact is, I'm the guy who gave your career new life !
How fitting it was about a week ago. That I lured you out in that dark alleyway and proceeded to beat your friggin' brains out ! Only to take away your career... and even possibly, your own LIFE ! There isn't a snowball's chance in hell that I was even going to allow you to interfere with my plans of one day becoming the GCW World Heavyweight Champion !
So just sit back, relax, if you CAN relax that is, haha. And watch a real "Franchise" show you how its done in the ring later on tonight. Now hit my music, bitchez !
Gen. slams down the microphone and starts to exit the ring. When all of a sudden. The lights dim once more and The Avenger's music begins to play instead. Gen. stops in his track and utters under his breath:
It.... it can't be ! Is The Avenger really here !
o2 Avenger only.