Post by md on Feb 6, 2008 17:45:20 GMT -5
He's at rock bottom. First he's humiliated by some geisha-faced, Alzheimer's Ranger of some kind on HIS show, LockUp!, a few weeks back. He was busted open, goddamnit. Then he finds out that he was not even considered in the tournament for the Continental Championship of the World and know and behold, that idiot Ranger made it through. Not only that, that same idiot was the one who WON the whole thing and is now on a high and mighty trip that he DOESN'T DESERVE to be on. So yeah, he's the chump who can stake claim of being the first top champ EVAR when MILES DIVINE... and only MILES DIVINE was even mentioning the titles this frickin' place has to offer. To compensate, he's given the chance to fight for the LU! title, in which he's eliminated after being blindsided by someone who was just coming into the damn battle royale. Who ends up winning it? Another "thinks he so scary cuz he's a raging goth" without any damn pupils for christ's sake. And nobody can tell Miles that the match was rigged, since the guy with the veiny arms came out in the number TEN spot, the last spot mind you. But it doesn't end there, luckily (if you want to call it that) he placed into contention for the Code Of Discipline Championship, another title that deserves to be around his waist like all the others, in ANOTHER battle royale?! Just wow, LU! management really hurt themselves thinking of that "original" concept. Oh wait, what happened in that match? Miles was eliminated AGAIN via a double team, and to see some guy that showed Miles some respect but failed to give Miles the shot for it and not two nobodies. But whatev. So all in all, Absolution was ROBBED of becoming the pay per view show it was supposed to be and Miles was just sick of all of this crap.
All of this time, he's been licking his wounds and plotting what he had to do. He had to train. He had to rethink his strategy when in the ring. It was clear as the hair on Masters' blonde neanderthal of an assistant's back that his style wasn't and wouldn't be appreciated on LU! or GCW for that matter. What was he going to do to get the attention back on him? He was going to crash the competition and do whatever it takes to get a win, at someone else's expense.
He's just on the other side of the curtains, getting ready to go out there and make people talk again. How he pulled this off knowing that he wasn't technically allowed to do this? Money goes a long way. He had an insider on the MayheM production team that would cue his music and get a slot of air time open for him. But now it was time, to give these people in New Orleans something to enjoy and embarrass the MayheM superstar who's stupid enough to accept his challenge. That'll show Masters what a BIG mistake she did making him look like a fool.
The guy with the headset, that insider he had, cues him to head through the curtains just as his music starts to pick up. Breath Anotha fills the flea bitten arena here in New Orleans to which the people are completely taken back by. Was this the wrong show? Nope, but Miles Divine is the RIGHT person to lead this company into the future. He struts down to the ring, paying no mind to a few women with their white t's on and the whole bead get-up since he was all business tonight. Backstage, the head producer along with most of his team doesn't know what is going on. Nothing on his schedule mentioned this segment. He's going crazy, yelling at anyone to explain why was this happening. He knew that MayheM management would be livid over this. Too bad Miles didn't give a damn.
As he rounds the ring, he snatches the mic from the announcer in the hot little number she was wearing and he follows that up by jumping up onto the ring apron and making his way through the middle and top rope. Already in his gear and with mic in hand, the production team was ready to go to commercial and cut Miles' mic off until the team leader gets a message through his headset.
Meanwhile, Miles is starting his rant.
Now before you people start chanting "You're on the wrong show" or some other obvious chant, Miles Divine is well aware where he is, and why he's here. I'm here to make things right. the way they should be, because the people who started this little shindig, GCW, have nothing better to do than keep the little guy who's BIG on talent right where they think I should be, the bottom. Wrong, you uppers on downers. For the past two months I've been with this company, Miles Divine has been getting the short end of the stick time and time again. I've been overlooked, put aside, pitted against people who aren't even on my level, let alone in my league. It's like some goddamn conspiracy to keep the person who's most visited on your websites, the talk on your forum chat rooms, the front cover of your latest 'zines, the text on your mobiles, and the greatest superstar this company had, has, and will ever see. That continues tonight, against any punk from the b-rated show also known as MayheM.
A mix reaction follows. Some applauded his statement about MayheM while others expressed themselves differently.
No more will Miles Divine allow every person in the back, LU! included, to walk over the star that Miles Divine is. No more will Miles Divine allow management's lazy asses to look over the talent that brings in the dough like GCW's own perfect MD. And no more will Miles Divine allow those that call themselves the champions nowadays sit cozy in their thrones and suck up all the attention. The attention, the adoration, everything, is the sole property of Mr. F.I.N.E. Point blank. Those of you that have the title that belongs to me, you're officially on notice. I'm going to show each of you what I plan to do come LockUp! next weekend, here tonight on MayheM. If anyone else has a problem with that...
Miles pulls in the camera that had just made its way into the ring. He points right into the lens.
Yes, I'm talking to you management. You come down here and tell me it isn't so, or send in one of these lackeys you call talent from this show. My destiny will be fulfilled and Miles Divine will become the man, the myth, and the legend of this industry. I'd like to see someone prove Miles Divine wrong right here, right now.
He's more irate than he's every been before, pushing the camera back to full frame.
I'm already in my gear, and I'm ready to rock and roll over the poor sap that dares to come out here. MayheM, please send out your best, and I can move right along into LockUp! where I'll do what's going to happen tonight, on the show that's being changed singlehandedly by "Too Fine" Miles Divine.
He lowers his mic, staring intently at the curtains.
In the production truck, the head is cuing the sound operator to play the music that was ordered to be played.
All of this time, he's been licking his wounds and plotting what he had to do. He had to train. He had to rethink his strategy when in the ring. It was clear as the hair on Masters' blonde neanderthal of an assistant's back that his style wasn't and wouldn't be appreciated on LU! or GCW for that matter. What was he going to do to get the attention back on him? He was going to crash the competition and do whatever it takes to get a win, at someone else's expense.
He's just on the other side of the curtains, getting ready to go out there and make people talk again. How he pulled this off knowing that he wasn't technically allowed to do this? Money goes a long way. He had an insider on the MayheM production team that would cue his music and get a slot of air time open for him. But now it was time, to give these people in New Orleans something to enjoy and embarrass the MayheM superstar who's stupid enough to accept his challenge. That'll show Masters what a BIG mistake she did making him look like a fool.
The guy with the headset, that insider he had, cues him to head through the curtains just as his music starts to pick up. Breath Anotha fills the flea bitten arena here in New Orleans to which the people are completely taken back by. Was this the wrong show? Nope, but Miles Divine is the RIGHT person to lead this company into the future. He struts down to the ring, paying no mind to a few women with their white t's on and the whole bead get-up since he was all business tonight. Backstage, the head producer along with most of his team doesn't know what is going on. Nothing on his schedule mentioned this segment. He's going crazy, yelling at anyone to explain why was this happening. He knew that MayheM management would be livid over this. Too bad Miles didn't give a damn.
As he rounds the ring, he snatches the mic from the announcer in the hot little number she was wearing and he follows that up by jumping up onto the ring apron and making his way through the middle and top rope. Already in his gear and with mic in hand, the production team was ready to go to commercial and cut Miles' mic off until the team leader gets a message through his headset.
Meanwhile, Miles is starting his rant.
Now before you people start chanting "You're on the wrong show" or some other obvious chant, Miles Divine is well aware where he is, and why he's here. I'm here to make things right. the way they should be, because the people who started this little shindig, GCW, have nothing better to do than keep the little guy who's BIG on talent right where they think I should be, the bottom. Wrong, you uppers on downers. For the past two months I've been with this company, Miles Divine has been getting the short end of the stick time and time again. I've been overlooked, put aside, pitted against people who aren't even on my level, let alone in my league. It's like some goddamn conspiracy to keep the person who's most visited on your websites, the talk on your forum chat rooms, the front cover of your latest 'zines, the text on your mobiles, and the greatest superstar this company had, has, and will ever see. That continues tonight, against any punk from the b-rated show also known as MayheM.
A mix reaction follows. Some applauded his statement about MayheM while others expressed themselves differently.
No more will Miles Divine allow every person in the back, LU! included, to walk over the star that Miles Divine is. No more will Miles Divine allow management's lazy asses to look over the talent that brings in the dough like GCW's own perfect MD. And no more will Miles Divine allow those that call themselves the champions nowadays sit cozy in their thrones and suck up all the attention. The attention, the adoration, everything, is the sole property of Mr. F.I.N.E. Point blank. Those of you that have the title that belongs to me, you're officially on notice. I'm going to show each of you what I plan to do come LockUp! next weekend, here tonight on MayheM. If anyone else has a problem with that...
Miles pulls in the camera that had just made its way into the ring. He points right into the lens.
Yes, I'm talking to you management. You come down here and tell me it isn't so, or send in one of these lackeys you call talent from this show. My destiny will be fulfilled and Miles Divine will become the man, the myth, and the legend of this industry. I'd like to see someone prove Miles Divine wrong right here, right now.
He's more irate than he's every been before, pushing the camera back to full frame.
I'm already in my gear, and I'm ready to rock and roll over the poor sap that dares to come out here. MayheM, please send out your best, and I can move right along into LockUp! where I'll do what's going to happen tonight, on the show that's being changed singlehandedly by "Too Fine" Miles Divine.
He lowers his mic, staring intently at the curtains.
In the production truck, the head is cuing the sound operator to play the music that was ordered to be played.