Anyone Game? (O2 Cam/tag teams or 2 challengers)

[Jacob Cruise]

'Alive and Kicking', an oh so familiar theme to those knowledgeable to the wrestling world, begins to blast over the Pa system. The artist, NonPoint....The wrestler calling this his entrance theme, Jacob 'Mutherfuggin' Cruise (Aka: Your 'Gaaawd', Haywood Jablowme, or....just plain ole' daddy).

With a Mic already in hand, Cruise emerges out onto the stage. Fireworks exploding in his presence. Yes, he looked very majestic at this point in time. A time in which he soaked up the fans admiration. Well, what little admiration he received.

Finally, he begins his trek down to the ring. He still hadn't heard from his tag partner Cam, though rumors had circulated that the man had finally returned. Cruise can't help but question if this is true or just rumors though as he slides into the ring. Dusting himself off as he rises to his feet, Cruise slowly raises the Mic to mouth level as he begins to speak...

"Tonight....You may....may! Just get to finally see the reunion of Cruise...and Kincaid. The most devastating tag team to hit the scene since....well, ever basically. You see, there is no one who can make a bitch tap like yours truly. And when it comes to pure power and wrestling skill....No one...and I mean no....one...can match up to the Natural One himself."

The crowd is a mixed reaction here. Some thrilled to see such a great tag team reuniting. Others booing, already aware of how much trash talking and stupid antics this reunion would cause...

"Now, I know this was originally promised for Exodus....But...something came up and Cam had to leave last moment...Though, I think I proved I'm still fit to compete when me and Nandy beat the holy living hell out of the Jerkins at the Pay-Per-View."

The crowd cheers for this...

"So, at this time...I would like either Cam to make his presence known....Or, any two jerkoffs to show up and except my open tag team challenge...Thats right...without even knowing if my partners here or not...I am putting up a challenge against any tag team or any two douchebags who feel like stepping up to get they asses whooped!"

[wolf]

A music more than familiar to any of the fans who have been watching wrestling for the last couple years play through out the arena and the familiar face of Mark Cross makes it's way out onto the stage for the first time in the months since he has left Toronto. He takes a moment to watch the reaction of the crowd before finally speaking to the man standing in the ring.

So your looking for a couple challengers that can stand up to you and your partner eh? That could be tough to find on such short notice I mean who could come out here and carry the two of you through a match and still make it look good considering your career highlight so far was losing a tag title match back in Detroit.

Stopping and rubbing his chin for a moment Mark gives a thoughtful look out at the crowd before speaking up again.

I have an idea seeing as how I'am one half of the team that whipped your ass in Detroit why don't I answer this challenge, but seeing as how my partner from Detroit has other things on her plate right now I have someone in mind for a partner in this little match, someone who can show you and your partner what pure power really is. I'm sure you and everyone knows by this point who I'm going to have come out here, but hell lets have him come on out and introduce himself anyway.

Mark steps aside as another familiar music begins to play and his partner for the night makes his way out onto the stage.

[jason]

As his music now plays all seven foot two inches of the giant Jason Cross makes his way out onto the stage. he takes the mic from his brother his eyes never leaving the ring or the man standing in it

Well I was wondering how to go about getting a match for GCW and then what happens one half of the resident comedy act comes out and issues an open challenge, good timing to considering I have some aggression that needs to be let out and if you and your partner are the ones I get to let it out on that seems fine by me. You two may want to reserve your beds at Chicago general now because I guarantee that neither you nor your partner have a clue as to what real power is but you will when this match is over and done with even if it breaks you.

Jason stands now watching the man in the ring waiting on either him to speak or for his partner to show and start the usual banter that Cruise and Kincaid where know for in the past.

[Jacob Cruise]

Where the hell is Kincaid? Cruise beginning to worry that his partner might be leaving him here high and dry. Even worse, if Cam wasn't here it meant Cruise had nobody to smoke with after the show. That, wasn't cool.....

"Challengers? Nah homes..."

Without Cam around, Cruise had been forced to hang out with his second bestest buddy, Nando....can you tell?

"I specifically asked for any two 'douchebags' to step up to a match. Guess its like they say....Ask and you shall recieve...."

Cruise begins to pace around the ring. Only trying to kill time now in the hopes that Cam would show up soon. If not, looks like Cruise was gonna have to go this two on one. Or beg Nando to get off his lazy Mexican ass and help a friend out again. Like they say, a friend with weed is a friend in deed. Though, that really pertains to this situation none, does it?

"Now....I don't know what you been smoking bro. Must be some good shit if your hallucinating fighting the 'Gaaawd' in a tag match though. Because....My tag loss...was to two females. The tag champions at that time. Not an overgrown spider monkey slut nugget....With a dime store haircut and enough 'Just for men' to dye the pacific ocean black...."

Really, Cruise couldn't remember if he had fought this guy or not. He didn't look familiar....Name didn't ring a bell as an opponent, though he knew he had heard it somewhere before. Cruise pauses for a moment now....Scrunching his face up in a questioning like manner....

"Wait.....I thought you were dead? You like disappeared and shit...Everyone thought you were missing...Nobody was really worried about it....but they thought it....Figured you dead actually is what I heard....damn man, you missed a hell of a celebration party for that occasion....There were strippers out the ass....and booze....man, I've never been so wasted.....oh...oh...but um....glad to see your um.....yeah....still breathing or whatever."

And here it comes...the tag team hype up....

"But when you step in the ring with me and Kincaid......You won't be breathing much longer!!!"

Oh, Cruise is such a badass....

[wolf]

Mark looks from Cruise to his brother just shaking his head.

I thought you just said this guy was one half of the resident comedy act Jason. I mean if thats the case when does he get to the funny part because other than the way he looks I haven't seen to much to laugh at yet.

Mark looks back toward Jacob the fact that his partner still hadn't shown was starting to get slightly annoying he was expecting a tag match here not a slaughter but he'd take the slaughter just the same.

You know this partner of yours sure is taking his time showing up Cruise maybe you should go start checking the AA meetings and see if he's free for the evening or better yet just grab another one of the lambs in the back for the slaughter and we can get this done.

[naomi]

This was it. This was her moment. She had to make the best of it. No choking. No stuttering. No not being able to speak. Time to shine Naomi. You can do this. The music cued. This was it.

" So Come Into My Silicon World......"

The fans looked at the stage with a what the hell look upon their faces. Who was coming to the ring now. This wasn't Cam's music. Unless he had a sex change over the last few days. But it was none other then Naomi Willows, a brand new superstar to GCW. And hopefully the MayheM roster. Noami stepped onto the stage. She had to make an impact. Raising her hands to her head she ran them down the sides of her body in time with the music. Moving her hips all the while. The cheers began. That seemed like it was more then enough. Making her way to the ring, her smile beaming from ear to ear. She waved to fans and blew kisses to them as she walked. This was it. This was what she was missing. She loved the attention. This people wanted her. They wanted to see her, wanted to listen to her. She was wanted out here. Taking a mic from a stage hand, she rolled into the ring. Raising the mic to her lips she looked at each and every man.

Well what is this? Two over grown steroid freaks trying to take on a gawwwwd? What a waste. You both are wasting your breath.

Naomi raises her shoulders and lowers her voice in mocking of Jason.

"I'll show you real power, even if it breaks you." fee fi foe fum, I'm pretty sure Jason is dumb.

Naomi let her shoulders rest again. A smile creeping across her face.

You guys are pathetic. You come out here spouting about past federations. Sure I'm new, but I've been keeping tabs on the wrestling world for a long time. And Mark...we all know you lack a penis and the balls to be a real man, but it was Jordan Kelly and Lindsay Corban who somehow out of sheer luck beat this gawwwd here. But since you like living in the past, lets take a trip shall we?

Naomi grabs a news paper from stage hand. She had this planned. Every movement. Every word. All planned out in her head. She needed this to go right, She had to do her best...to over come her fears.

Lets see...Oh? Superstar gets dumped by wife?? You were married Mark? What she figure out didn't have the equipment she needed? You couldn't keep her happy? How on earth can you keep these fans happy if you can't even keep the one woman in your life happy? You are just pathetic. You shouldn't be out here, you should be figuring out your life, and wondering why you fuck up so much.

Naomi just shook her head, as she walked over and placed her arm on Cruises shoulder.

So assuming Cruises here lets be his partner, which he would be a complete idiot not to, I'm ready to kick some over grown giant ass.

[Jacob Cruise]

Cruise eyes this new chick up a bit. Starting at her feet, pausing on her chest area for a moment....What, it was just a short moment. You know how Cruise is...Then continuing up to her head. He hadn't teamed with a female before, but what could it hurt?

"Well, figuring a one armed midget could defeat these two overinflated gorillas....I choose gorilla because of their lack of combined intelligence and their chest beating mentallity...not because of a strength factor...In which I would compare them to a......Koala....I don't know why.....Just felt like saying Koala....ha....Koala....thats a fun word...Koala.....Anyways....I guess that means you wouldn't have any difficulty in this match ma'am. Though, a 'Gaaawd' like figure such as myself needs no help.....It never hurts to have someone in your corner...Especially if that someone is as flattering....and down right pretty....as you."

Did I detect a bit of a country accent in that last sentence? Damn, didn't know Cruise was a hillbilly....Oh well, that would explain some things....

"So....I agree with Ms.....uh, whats your name? That I would be an idiot to turn down her offer...Shes no Cameron Kincaid....but, heh.....shes a lot better looking so I'll live.."

Cruise gives a quick wink to his new tag team partner....

[naomi]

Well he was certain exactly what she expected. Hopefully he did more wrestling then staring at her ass..ets. She smiled as she lowered her arm from Cruises shoulder. Raising the mic to her lips once more.

What? The big bad Cross bothers got nothing to say? Or are you still trying to formulate sentences. Want me to give you more time to think of something to say? Don't worry I got all night. I'll give you some time.

Naomi put her back against the ropes and waited. Hopefully something would come from those over sized mouths of theirs. Her eyes set on Mark.

What gonna cry because you weren't enough of a man for your woman? Well your former woman. I bet she is out with a real man right now, just riding him.

Naomi just smiled. This was like shooting fish in barrel.

[jason]

Jason saw the look in his brothers eyes and saw him take that first step forward and immediately placed a hand on his shoulder letting him know now was not the time or place to lose it.

Cute girl real cute. First time out here and you already have to go and start making things personal, well if thats the way you want to play it fine when we step in the ring with you two we'll play it that way and make this personal. Guessing from what I saw the other day in the lobby your not exactly all smiles and sunshine yourself there are you, I mean hell you looked like you were afraid our own shadow was going to jump out and mug you or something. Ah doesn't matter really no one will even remember your name after this is done, I mean unless you got a lot more to you than appearances are showing it's still going to be Jacob Cruise getting torn apart while you watch and should he tag you in well whatever happens you did step up and volunteer for this so I won't be losing any sleep over the outcome.

[wolf]

He pulled himself away from the hand his brother had placed on his shoulder and just watched the ring. Whoever this new girl was she had picked the wrong time to get personal with him, any point before now he would have just let it slide but now all these words of hers did was work at building on the hate he felt inside for literally everyone around him.

Like he said you remember when all is said and done you called this you made it personal so now the gloves are off and whatever happens next the consequences are on your head.

His voice was completely cold as he spoke devoid of any emotion. All he could think was that they all wanted nothing more than to see him in pain, even this new girl he had never met seemed to come out here and do nothing but see what kind of pain she could cause him. Well he was done suffering for them from now on he would make others feel some of the pain he did and it would all start in this match, and if that meant breaking the new girl in two to get his point across so be it. For now he had nothing else he wanted to say and he didn't care to hear anything the rest of them had to spout off so he simply turned and walked back through the curtains leaving everyone behind.

[naomi]

Naomi smiled at both of the giant baby's. Yes babies, whining about this getting personal. Naomi turned to Jason, just shaking her head.

So you saw me in the lobby? And you watched me long enough to know how I am? That I'm afraid of my shadow? Do I look like I'm afraid of my shadow? Seriously, stalk much? Who honestly WATCHES someone. That is fucking creepy. Does your wife know about this? You gonna tell her you stalk women in the tower lobby? Fucking pervert.

Naomi turns to face the direction Mark went, before turning to face the crowd.

You see everyone! Mark Cross, talked down by a woman, and he ran off crying. Is that really the type of superstar you want to see here? I didn't think so. Who thinks he should retire after the beating Cruisy and I lay on him this weekend? Can I get a HELL YA!!!


HELL YA!! HELL YA!!

The crowd just cheers and Naomi soaks it all up. Two giant pieces of shit. That was it. Naomi just smiled, it was time to take out the trash.

[Jacob Cruise]

Cruise is somewhat surprised by the reaction from the crowd. A small smile on his face. He was just out here to beat the crap out of some useless wastes of roster space...not end the career of two....Koalas...YAY! Fun word again....But, hey, if he could accomplish both in the same night...so be it.

"Damn dude....Jason is it? I....I really...honestly...want to know. If we went through your locker room right now. How many copies of 'Stalking For Dummies' would we find?"

Shaking his head in disappointment...

"I mean....How many hours of 'Stalker 101' did you attend at PWN U?"

Turning to the audience now...I smell a cheap plug!

"By the way you can purchase your very own Brent Starr PWN U hooded sweatshirt at the GCW shop zone now!"

Oh, that was soooooo smoothe...Turning back to Jason.

"I mean...I thought I had issues...but you...man....Do you also watch out your window for the ice cream truck to come so you can size up little boys buying their frozen treats? Or hang out at the local park licking your lips while the kids slowly climb up the big slide? Dude...you have issues....I....I don't even know what to say.....Know this though....When I make you tap in our match tonight...Know thats for little Jimmy Wilkins who never saw you coming as he was climbing up that ladder that faithful day...Never expecting to be attacked by a Koala....*sighs*...such a shame...."