Post by Jayceon Williams on Jan 10, 2008 14:42:00 GMT -5
The scene simply starts off with the camera focusing on a red t-shirt with the MayheM logo across it. The camera started to pull back. First thing you could see was what was behind the shirt. It looked to be some cars. A parking lot. And a pair of tan and tattooed arms coming through the sleeves of the red shirt. Then the camera started to shift upwards to reveal the smirking face of... Wait a minute... That's a member of the LockUp! roster... It was... Jin mothafuggin' Remmy. Tilting his head back, he proceeded to speak...
"What? You was expecting someone different maybe?"
The camera began to rise to be eye level with Remmy now. He continued...
"I'm sure yer all wondering something. "Why is a LockUp! wrestler wearing a MayheM shirt?" Well.. I got an answer for that."
He reached down at his waist. Grabbing the end of the MayheM shirt and pulling it up overtop of his head. Then he would hold the shirt in his right hand for a moment. Holding it up for the camera to see. Then he would drop the shirt on the concrete floor. Lift up his foot. And stomp on that bitch numerous times. Repeatedly saying in Dave Chappelle as Rick James tone of voice...
"Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show! Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show! Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show! Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show!"
He then would burst into laughter and shake his head. Stopping the stomping. And now speaking in his normal voice....
"Mad yet? Pfft.. Eat it. bitches. Let's get down to business. I'm calling you out Ramirez. You thought you was gonna steal the win with another cheap ass low blow and not think there was gonna be anything done about it? Nah. Fuck that. You ain't getting off that easily. The only reason you won at Exodus was because you was a cheating sumbitch. Can't respect a nyukka who can't win a match without fighting fair like a man. You took the easy way out. That was a bitch move Ramirez. I'm coming for that ass. Permissioned granted from Candice Angel and Miss Silvia Banks... Me... You... MayheM... In this very parking lot... We going to duke it out until one of us can't stand no more. Get it? Got it? Sure you got it? I know you slow and all... I'll give you a moment for it to register in yer mind...
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Alright. Times up. Parking Lot Brawl match. Me and you Ramirez. This MayheM. Don't be scared. Bring it if you bad bitch. Holla!"
Remmy would simply throw up a peace. Wipe his sneakers off on the MayheM t-shirt. Then walk off camera. Letting the scene fade to black.
"What? You was expecting someone different maybe?"
The camera began to rise to be eye level with Remmy now. He continued...
"I'm sure yer all wondering something. "Why is a LockUp! wrestler wearing a MayheM shirt?" Well.. I got an answer for that."
He reached down at his waist. Grabbing the end of the MayheM shirt and pulling it up overtop of his head. Then he would hold the shirt in his right hand for a moment. Holding it up for the camera to see. Then he would drop the shirt on the concrete floor. Lift up his foot. And stomp on that bitch numerous times. Repeatedly saying in Dave Chappelle as Rick James tone of voice...
"Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show! Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show! Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show! Fuck yo' show nyukkas! Fuck yo' show!"
He then would burst into laughter and shake his head. Stopping the stomping. And now speaking in his normal voice....
"Mad yet? Pfft.. Eat it. bitches. Let's get down to business. I'm calling you out Ramirez. You thought you was gonna steal the win with another cheap ass low blow and not think there was gonna be anything done about it? Nah. Fuck that. You ain't getting off that easily. The only reason you won at Exodus was because you was a cheating sumbitch. Can't respect a nyukka who can't win a match without fighting fair like a man. You took the easy way out. That was a bitch move Ramirez. I'm coming for that ass. Permissioned granted from Candice Angel and Miss Silvia Banks... Me... You... MayheM... In this very parking lot... We going to duke it out until one of us can't stand no more. Get it? Got it? Sure you got it? I know you slow and all... I'll give you a moment for it to register in yer mind...
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Alright. Times up. Parking Lot Brawl match. Me and you Ramirez. This MayheM. Don't be scared. Bring it if you bad bitch. Holla!"
Remmy would simply throw up a peace. Wipe his sneakers off on the MayheM t-shirt. Then walk off camera. Letting the scene fade to black.