Lucky Dog (o2 Calloway)

[curtisswytchblade]

"Birth of a Legend" by Graeme Revell begins to play over the PA System as Curtis Swytchblade makes his entrance into the arena. Curtis made his debut this past sunday at Mayhem in a match against Chris Calloway. Curtis came up just short of winning this match. Tonight, here at Mayhem. Curtis wants to extract his revenge !As smoke begins to fill the arena. Curtis walks out on the stage. His hands, extended out in a cross-like motion as he looks up to the heavens above. A spine-tingling chill is felt throughout the arena. You could literatly cut the tension with a knife !

Curtis slowly walks down the rampway and makes his towards the ringside area. The fans give off a mixed reaction to Curtis. As they are a little unsure of his somewhat bizarre behavior. The witty, sarcastic, 'preacher man' as Calloway referred to him at Exodus enters the ring.

The lights and the smoke begin to fade away, as does his theme music. With this, Curtis pulls a microphone out from his coat pocket, raises it up to his lips, and begins to speak:

Exodus... last sunday night. Was supposed to be a momentous occasion for one Curtis Swytchblade. I walked into Exodus, with the power of the man upstairs, ready and willing to fight anyone who crossed my path.

Who do I get as my first opponent ? Some... filthy low-life, arrogant, scum of the earth by the name of Chris Calloway !

One could say that his looks can be deceiving. As I have found out after our first encounter. Young Christopher, I'll give you credit my good man. You proved to be a worthy adversary. You did beat me, fair and square.

However... just don't expect lightning to strike twice in one place.

Christopher Calloway ! If your in the back right now. If your listening to me. I'm calling you out here tonight for a rematch ! Do you have the guts to step into the ring with me one more time ? Or are you too busy playing with Bruno !

Curtis lowers the mic. and awaits a response from Chris Calloway.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Hello little boys, little toys

Shiny Toy Guns' Le Disko irrupts the arena as C. Cal makes his way to the ring, always showing off for the ladies and some of the men too... Chris Calloway makes his way to the ring, he rises his sunglasses as he looks at Curtis Swytchblade with scorn. Chris takes a deep look at Curtis he then seductily takes a mic out of his... tights.

Is this thing working? Nah people I ain't refering to the mic, I am refering to the other thingy...

Chris does some pelvic thrusts

Hubba-hubba! Working and fully loaded girls!

Chris leans to the ropes and winks to the female fans, who cheer, he has an admirable physique everything has to be said about Chris

Anyways I didn't just came here to entertain the ladies. I heard some white-haired Tinker Bell calling my name out. But again I have been hosed, instead of having a sexy chica doing a lapdance, I get the suckiest bunch of suck that has ever sucked.... Curtis Swytchblade.

Chris then flexes his arms in front of Curtis

Los Kentuckos are ready here to kick your ass again Curtis, but quite frankly do me a favour, since you couldn't cut the mustard, why don't you change that damn stupid nerdy surname of yours? It's the thing that bothers me most appart of your "Crypt Parfume" you sport.

Trust me change your name to Curtis Plastic-knife sucko, because after you hit the bricks again, the nerdy kids who had some minimal faith in you won't be so sad! And by the way, save me your republican-church stuff, Chris Calloway as smurt I am never votes! I don't like democrats and republicans want to harm guys as Bruno and I hate that!

Hoorah for Chris for defending homosexuals, however he's still considered a jerk by almost everyone ;D

And speaking of Bruno, boy you commited a carnal sin again, dissing Bruno! And I beat your ass loud and clear once, and I will do it again and again and again...

Curtis the hamster take out the wine and your navity scene dress and celebrate with your church friends 'cause I accept your rematch!

[curtisswytchblade]

Curtis takes his right hand and rubs his chin as he thinks about what Chris had just said to him. Then snickers a bit, and replies:

So.. you claim to be so 'smurt' right ? Don't you mean "smart" moron !?

What is all that talk about "Los Kentuckos" ? That sounds like a Mexican restaurant to me. Seems as if you've been smoking some 'grass' my dear Christopher. ;D

Since you like to get personal with me and put down my faiths & believes. Why not return the favor !?

Crowd erupts into cheers for a few seconds.

First, I might as well comment on that crap you've got on that you like to call "wrestling attire". Where did you buy that stuff at ? Victoria Secret ??

Or better yet... did your boyfriend Bruno buy those clothes for you ?

You are aware that the Holy Bible condemns male-to-male sexual acts. Any act such as that is deemed "sinful" by god.

My advice to you is to change your ways before its too late.

You'll become a despicable abomination, damned to the realm of Hades in the afterlife !

Where all the money, fame, and your 'partners' can't help you !

Curtis crosses his arms and finishes:

We will fight once more here tonight in this ring. I failed in my mission before, but here at Mayhem, will be much different. I will not fail, I will SUCCEED !

True enough, that perhaps I may not be able to talk you into changing your ways.

However...

I will make you pay for your sins. Your debts will be paid very soon !

Curtis lowers the mic. and awaits a response.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris rises his left eyebrow while he proceeds to talk down Curtis

Crap of wrestling attire ya say? Look at your face ya punk, you are borderlining Bongo The Caveman and hell even he would pick up on more chicks than your fat, prude, disgusting little butt.

Chris then starts walking onto Curtis

And to make this clear punk. I am soooo tired of your speeches, I am soooo annoyed at your candle-stink and soooo annoyed at your existance that tonight... "Los Kentuckos" And I promise in front of all the hotties and Bruno, that your ass will be kicked tonight.

May God have mercy on your ass boy, because it's clearly that such a dull doofus like you has no damn soul!

Chris then flexes his "Los Kentuckos" and poses for the girls, he then turns at Curtis

Since you are gettin' so damn annoying with this church-hardcore shit, I am gonna do something special you funny boy. A hardcore match, and if god believes in you... He'll provide, but if he doesn't.... Start praying for Buddha boy, because you'll be making him a visit pretty soon!

[curtisswytchblade]

There you go again, Christopher. Spitting out insults at me faster then you spit Bruno's 'junk' out of your mouth. ;D

A Hardcore Match you say ? Well, chances are. Are match is already booked. But I tell ya what will do. Next week, win or loss tonight. Will have our little hardcore match right here on Mayhem !

I have feeling that after I beat you tonight. You'll still be running your mouth and making up one excuse after the other next week. So what better way to shut your trap then to take a weapon and beat you silly with it.

The crowd erupts into cheers for Curtis as he goes to finish things off for this evening:

One other thing before I go, Christopher. I would not be speaking about god's name in vain if I were you. You know the old saying, "Bad things happen to bad people" right ? Just keep that in mind in our match tonight.

Curtis drops the microphone and exits the ring. Then proceeds to make his way up the ramp way as his music begins to play over the PA System. Could this be the night that somebody finally puts an end to all of Chris Calloway's foolishness !?