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Post by theman on Jan 9, 2008 13:26:53 GMT -5
Real Big by Mannie Fresh hits over the arena and a very pissed off Man comes out onto the stage and stops and does some HELLISH taunts to the booing fans. Man makes his way down the ramp and into the ring where he immediately grabs a Mic and speaks.[glow=purple,2,300]
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING PUNK ASS BITCHES. THE MAN is speaking here.[/glow]
Man gets booed heavenly.
[glow=purple,2,300]The Man is EMBARRASSED that he lost to that Radio hosting Man fucking punk ass bitch PORNSTAR. THE MAN is who should have won that match, And THE MAN IS AS FUCKING PISSED OFF AS TOM BRADY WILL BE WHEN HIS DAMN PATRIOTS LOSE IN THE PLAYOFFS. AHHHHHHHHHHHH.[/glow]
Man lowers the Mic very fastly and begins to throw a tantrum in the ring. The Man raises the Mic back up to his face and speaks.
[glow=purple,2,300]The Man would like to UNDO that embarrassment by beating the living shit out of one of you SONS OF BITCHES ON THE MAYHEM ROSTER. The Man don't give one flying fuck who gets off of there lazy ass and makes there way out here, but once there out here you better be ready for one hell of a MANLY beating.[/glow]
The Man smiles all of the sudden.
[glow=purple,2,300]And thats a fact Jack.
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Man lowers the Mic and then all of the sudden some music hits.
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Post by andy on Jan 10, 2008 10:48:46 GMT -5
The guitars of Velvet Revolver's "She builds quick machines" grinds to life, bringing an explosion of the paparazzi through the curtains when the music explodes loudly, followed by the media darling himself, Andrew Rose, living it up in the flashes of the cameras. He walks down to the ring with that smirk, despite being under a large bandage from when he and Blaze took turns busting each other open in their match. Not bothering to taung on the apron, he just slides into the ring, ignoring The Man, and heading to the other side, getting his own microphone and heading back to the center of the ring, looking the one offering the "Manly" beatings up and down...
"You're... complaining about being embarrassed?
Hell, I would be too... but I'd expect to be if I, you know, just laid down and let somebody "mock" pin me like they were a conquering hero and all. Unless you can explain that PornStar's foot weighed like, a couple hundred pounds to keep your shoulders to the mat... if not? Then I guess that it's your own fault...
But, y'know, since you're offering the "Manly" beating for, y'know, taking a dive to a radio host dressed in pink... I guess I'm willing to accept that one, while I wait patiently for my shot at Blaze, at, probably the pay per view with the way this crazy show is run anyways. I have to do SOMETHING to stave off boredom, like always..."
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Post by theman on Jan 11, 2008 12:43:48 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Well well if it ain't the Rocker from the Cocker Andrew Blue Rose. First off The Man has to say that this will be REDEMPTION after The Mans embarrassing loss to that Pornstar Fella.[/glow]
Man smiles as he looks around at the fans, then at Andrew.
[glow=purple,2,300]The Man says Mr. Andrew Rose, why in the hell would you taunt the man? Your a wannabe Rockstar from what The Man can tell. The Man says you need to be like him and LOVE THE RAP SHIT Homie G Sadler. You see, you rockers are way past your prime. The Man means WAYYYYYYYYY past your damn prime, the 80's ring a bell? Hey Ted Nugent is calling, he wants his shirt back haha.[/glow]
Man laughs at himself.
[glow=purple,2,300]You should be a rapper where GUNS are involved. Rockers always seem to get involved with drugs where they then die on toilets and get involved with some Courtney Love bitch....and then die. Where as if you were a rapper, and someone did you wrong, you would then just pull out your PP7 and shoot there ass. The Man says it's a much easier way to die. Don't ask how The Man knows all this shit, you DON'T want to know. But The Man says enough of that shit, you making fun of The Man being embarrassed? How dare you homie g sadler. The Man wants redemption after what happened at Exodus. Of course The Man got himself a few lap dances....and more that night. But not enough of a redemption. I need to beat down someone in a MANLY way. And huhhhhhhhhhh, lookie what The Man sees in front of him. The Man sees his victim. Thank you for volunteering. Now Andrew Rose, The ROCKSTAR, you have any last words to say? Before The Man beats you down so MANLY.[/glow]
The Man laughs as he waits for a response from Andrew.
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Post by andy on Jan 11, 2008 15:13:04 GMT -5
"This guy's serious... isn't he?"
Andrew looks back to the fans, laughing...
"First off... Rap? "Get down wit' dat rap shit?" With all the hardcore guns and bullshit like that? Oh, like EVERYBODY in that particular genre sings about? Yeah... I wanna be a bunch of same old, same old bullshit...
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Especially the same old, same old bullshit that's letting a bunch of skinny emo kids crying about their parents into a microphone wipe them off the face of the music scene because everybody thinks they're Dr. Dre, right? I sure wouldn't take any pride in any of that... especially when Rock itself has remained a constant on the music scene since the days of Elvis... so... y'know.
But, that gets me to my second point... going off of, well, looks. Believe me... I'm no rockstar whatsoever... I'm just rich, bitch. Hotel heir, yeah... that explains the entourage of the paparazzi that have to be there to photograph me even taking a piss... so, wrong again, right? Do I need to continue pointing out just how rediculous you are, on top of how rediculous you look? I believe that PornStar said it best when he mentioned the Mr. T chains and crap that you've thrown on yourself... but, meh. Now, if you're done spouting off at the mouth in some attempt to one-up me, up-stage, or successfully make yourself look even more like a douchebag, how about we get things settled right here on the debut edition of MayheM, G."
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