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Post by daclown on Jan 8, 2008 16:25:29 GMT -5
Shitman's music plays over the PA as Shitman and Giggles walk down to the ring. They get booed, well mostly Giggles but they ignore it. Once the climb into the ring, Giggles gets a mic.
At Exodus, Shitman here was screwed over. Shitman wasn't allowed to use any weapons against someone obviously on steroids. I mean that put him obviously in the disadvantage because he plays fair. So Colombain, get your steroid monkey ass out here so you can find out how we're going to change that.
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Post by interested on Jan 11, 2008 20:43:13 GMT -5
The challenge went answered once again, as the the (shortly unexpected) blast of drums and guitars from "Common State of Inner Violence" by Disarmonia Mundi blew the MayheM crowd away. Recovering from that crowd-deafening sonic boom, the audience began directing their attention to the guy who was directly linked to that particular entrance theme: Bryan Colombain. The 6'7.5" monster once again stepped out onto the stage, dressed in a rather casual attire. He was hoping to take the night off to sort out some "personal affairs", but it would seem that revenge is a bitter pill. Staying on the stage, Bryan looked at Shitman with a disappointed look on his face. This look of expected dissatisfaction from an opponent was expected from Bryan, especially in the amount of time it took him to take down Shitman. Still, a win's a win. Paying no attention to the furious flurry of jeers and boos being directly aimed at him, he raises the ever-present microphone in his hand begins to speak, talking over the crowd's reactions.
"Oh dear Shitman. I remember on the night of Exodus that you would 'turn me into the shittiest wrestler GCW has ever seen'. How those words fall on deaf ears, hmm? I mean, all it took was just ONE Counter Balance to bring you down. I know! Let's have a look at that definitive moment again at different angles!"
Looking back at the screen behind him, a small piece of footage from Exodus began playing: it was the moment where Bryan scooped up Shitman for his Counter Balance: a move that was first put into use when Bryan travelled around America. The moment of impact was repeated from different angles, just to see its devastating impact. One angle is able to clearly show the facial expression of Bryan as he gets back up: a look full of malice and anger. As the clip ended, the boos for Bryan grew once again. All he did in turn was smile back at them. After the mere gloating at the crowd had finished, Bryan turned his attention back to Shitman and Giggles in the ring.
"Doesn't watching that clip again drill a particular message into your head? A message that should read: 'You don't fuck with Bryan Colombain and ask for seconds'? Why you actually want a second ass-kicking is beyond my knowledge. Was it that you enjoyed the searing pain to your nuts every time you grabbed my throat? Did you enjoy that? Want me to do it more? Hmm? Is that why you want the rematch? C'mon, give me the reason why you want to be practically murdered in that ring."
Murder: a word linked with Bryan's dangerous past. As Bryan lowered the microphone, he awaited to see what kind of worthless excuse Shitman or Giggles would come up with.
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Post by Gabriel Cage on Jan 11, 2008 21:00:04 GMT -5
Some music comes on as both wrestlers wonder who it could be. Out comes Rachel Desire with Gabriel Cage. She eyeballs Colombain and then holds the mic for Cage.
Gabriel Cage: Now what a display we got here. Now big man just relax and let me speak. I got to see you at your match at the PPV against Giggles there. I must say I was really impressed. And you must know that I am the richest man in the world and I am out here to offer you a spot in the biggest and baddest stable ever known to man. Now I know you are an intelligent man and willing to listen to reason. And by doing so, you must also know that you are going to be an important key not only to the success to this stable but your long term goals as well. I have devised with some hidden agendas to put together the stable of all stables. The family of all families. The superstars of all superstars. The decision is yours. I am not out for your money because I want none of it. I am here to conquer GCW and make those that are worthy into champions. I am here to give you the opportunity to jump on board.
Now Bryan you are gifted there is no doubt about that. I saw the tools you got in the ring. Wouldn't you like to be assembled with the best talent known to this business. I got alot of people ready to sign on the dotted line but I want you to come for the ride. I want to see if you can go to the extreme and to the next level. I am offering you to come on board and by the end of tonight or next week you will know why the decision you make will be the best one you ever made. The time is now for you to capture your dreams. Let me be one to help you achieve them. What do you say big man?
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Post by daclown on Jan 11, 2008 21:21:06 GMT -5
Giggles goes to the ropes while Shitman just stands there.
Okay, what the hell is this? I mean this is where challenges are made and accepted. So uhm, big dude or whatever the hell you are, if you'd walk your ass backstage and proceed to trying to purchase Bryan for some backstage action then instead of now that'd be great.
Giggles turns her attention to Bryan.
Now that that's done and you've shown us once again your only talent is taking steroids let's continue with business at hand. See what I think here is that for our next match we get a little creative at least as time goes on this month. See if you can truly survive our tests like you say you can.
So how about for this week, you and Shitman face off in something simple. A match with no disqualification. You can be counted out but can't be disqualified. Think you're up for it, maybe this may end up too much for you to handle big guy? I mean you could just accept this girl i mean guy's offer and have people backing you up since you can't do anything on your own apparently.
Giggles lowers the mic and waits to see what happens.
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Post by interested on Jan 11, 2008 21:33:39 GMT -5
Trying to sort the situation out from turning into anarchy, Bryan turns to face Gabriel Cage briefly, whilst raising the microphone to his lips.
"Excuse me for a sec."
With that short message proclaimed, Bryan turned back to deal with the pests that are Shitman and Giggles.
"So, all you want to do is face me in a match that has no disqualifications? Pfft. I was expecting better from either of you. Nevertheless, if it's another thrashing you want, I'll be more than happy to try and break your ribs this time."
The ruthless aggression seemed to have popped out of Bryan. No surprise there. Thinking he has dealt with Shitman and Giggles for now, Bryan turns his attention back to Gabriel Cage.
"A chance at success huh?"
This guy has to be exaggerating. 'The richest guy in the world'? Yeah right. Who wouldn't doubt that comment? However, at that point, a certain question popped into Bryan's mind, forcing him to go vocal with it almost immediately.
"If I do join this... 'Stable' of yours, who will I have to put up with?"
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Post by daclown on Jan 11, 2008 21:40:30 GMT -5
Giggles lets out a little giggle.
Better comes at the PPV Colombain. This is just starters to tide you over until then. Now if you'd stop playing iwth your bitch here and wait until later that'd be nice. I mean honestly if he owes you money for favors backstage handle that backstage and not here. So come on, let's at least see if you can actually talk a decent game or if it's as bad as your IQ. Come on boy, you can do it. I'm sure you can.
Giggles lowers the mic as some of the crowd lets out a bit of cheers.
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Post by Gabriel Cage on Jan 11, 2008 21:40:55 GMT -5
Cage looks confused
Gabriel Cage: Put up with? What do you mean? There are no babysitters on this elite group. All I will be surrounded by is winners. So for me to answer your question intelligently I need to know more.
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Post by interested on Jan 11, 2008 22:01:31 GMT -5
Agitated by Giggles' constant persistence, Bryan turns to face the duo in the ring one more time, with a highly aggressive tone in his voice.
"Shut the fuck up and let the adults talk!"
A huge chorus of boos flew once again. Did Bryan care? Nah. Turning back to Gabriel Cage, Bryan eventually began to clarify what he was asking about.
"You got it all wrong, I don't mean in the form of babysitters. I just meant who else you have managed to bring up for this 'stable' of yours."
That was as simple as Bryan could put it.
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Post by daclown on Jan 11, 2008 22:14:06 GMT -5
Giggles throws up her hands before raising the mic.
Folks, now you see why we must fight the use of steroids in this business. They group together and instead of taking care of business they're busy slapping asses. And to top it all off, they want to claim they are the best and expect to actually get something when they do absolutely nothing before the match to earn anything. It takes more than steroids to get anywhere here and your uhm big bitch I guess, isn't going to help you get there. See while you may have a victory over Shitman, I've torn you apart on the mic two times so far. But I have a question. How long have you two been dating exactly? I'm sure the fans would like to know.
Giggles lowers the mic as the crowd bursts out into a bit of laughter. Still not quite fans of Giggles but they support her more than Colombain.
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Post by Gabriel Cage on Jan 11, 2008 22:26:36 GMT -5
Cage looks at Colombain and then back at Rachel Desire. He opens up his briefcase to get out a document and then turns back to Colombain.
Gabriel Cage: Now Colombain you know I can't reveal my cards. More or less because of legal situations. Just know that when they come out and greet you and the GCW lets just say that it will shock the world. Matter of fact everything that I do will shock the world. And after I get my way the only thing that will stop us from doing what we are expected to do is if I call off the dogs. So Colombain why don't you beat this guy in the ring with an inch of his life and sign on the dotted line. It will be the greatest night in pro wrestling history I can assure you. And at the end of next week the world will be saying that I can't believe what the GCW has to put up with. So Colombain I got a contract in my hand and it has your name on it. All you gotta do is sign and watch the chips fall where they go. Hook, line, and sinker is what the GCW will be for us. And just like your opponent who will feel the wrath tonight so will the GCW. Here is the contract.
Gabriel hands him the contract and awaits to see if he will sign it or what.
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