Hittin the clubs in Chi-Town (O2A)

[renzia]

*Victor Phillips wants to go out tonight and hit a new club called the hot spot.Victor's driver Jeeves open up the door of the limo to let Victor out of the limo*

"So this is the hot spot hmph it'll do"

*Victor walks into the club when he he walks into the club he passes a man sitting at a table*

"Wats up man"

*The man just ignores Victor since no one knows who he is in Chi-town,But then Victor sees two sexy girls sitting at the bar so he walks over to them*

"Hey girls do you know how lucky you are tonight"

Yeah and why is that

"Because you just met a V.I.P and nothing is better than that"


Oh really so if such a V.I.P how bout you buy us a couple of drinks

"Sure no problem"

*Victor pulls out a wad of cash and tells the bartender to give the ladies what ever they want*

*The girls look suprised*

So V.i.P was it,tell us about yourself

"Sure I'm a true V.I.P and thats because I'm the greatest wrestler ever to grace GCW and I dare anyone to prove me wrong"

*Just as V.I.P says that the man that he had seen earlier in the night walks up to him and says*

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

And a man who is all about clubbing C. Cal better known as Chris Calloway appears there with lots of chicks.

So tell us Chris, how good is it appearing in GQ?

As good as a rare Wellington Steak girls. Posing for that magazine has been the "smurtest" decision I have ever done. Now girls let's stop talking about me... Let's talk about.... Me?

The girls laugh thinking that Chris was joking... However Chris wasn't joking

Allright girls, my throat is dry of speaking so much, I am gonna get some drinks, want something girls?

Oh yeah I want a Vodka

Right-ya, a vodka for you Katie

... Sadie

That's what I said, Katie.

Chris gets next to the table bar and asks for the cups he then sees V.I.P but he focuses more on the girl V.I.P was talking to.

Yo waiter. Put your dead-end job here and take notice of what I gotta say to you. Ya see those girls who are with me that you couldn't bang even if you were born to do so? They are thirsty, so am I. You know what's next don't cha?

And don't be cheap with the alcohol, tonight my hotel room is going wild, too bad you'll be busy warming your pot noodles... Well are you gonna serve me the drinks or what? My time is gold ya fool!

the waiter stares at Chris with hate and takes his time serving the drink, meanwhile Chris aproaches the girl who V.I.P was speaking to

Yo Chica! It would take 1.000 Michel Angelos to draw your beautiness... Don't waste time with waiters girly, you can join a GQ party that I, a GQ model himself is hosting tonight

Chris then checks out V.I.P

Who ya are? Look if you are jobless I need a towel boy... If you ain't looking for a job, smoke off, I am a busy man...

Chris stays there looking at V.I.P with arrogance and scorn.

[renzia]

What?What did you say to me clown,you must not know who I am so let me tell you.I am Victor Ironman Phillips but you will refer to me as V.I.P

V.I.P then laughs to himself a little

Its funny you have all those ladies over there and non of them are as fine as the one I got over here but that makes sence look at me and look at you

Oh and your little comment about me being your towel boy dream on junior,I would never work for a lame like you,as a matter of fact I think you should work for me how,yeah I think I could make you the guy who laces my boots what do you think about juinor

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris then stares at V.I.P as if he was a serious threat but then he starts cracking up at him.

Victor Ironman Phillips? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Where do you hail from ya twerp? A screwdriver factory? HAHAHAHA!!!!

And as far as your other two names, Victor Ironman... Phew! I thought gay porn actors were more clever when they chose stage names. And last but not least you have ya momma who laces your boots ya punk, I don't want to replace her and sabotage those tender mother/son moments ya jackass. If I was you I would treasure those ideal moments, there will be nice to remember when I become world champ and you become just another jobber with a witty name.

The waiter then serves Chris the drinks, Chris stops him, he opens his wallet and stuffs 50 $ in his shirt pocket

With this you'll be able to eat good prawns once in your lifetime, boy.

Chris then gets up and slaps jokingly the waiter.

I was jokin' man, bring me a piece of wood.

the waiter brings a piece of wood, unaware of Chris' intentions. Chris then takes out his expensive shirt and gets on the table.

Everyone here, if ya up for a challenge check this out. I bet that my body can withstand and even break a swing from this piece of wood, this guy here is holding. Who wants to bet?

Soon the bunches of cash start rising, many people bets that Chris will be pwn'd by the piece of wood, however Chris himself and his chicks bet that he'll be able to withstand the shot. After getting ready Chris says to the waiter

Come on Maestro, hit my with your best shot

The waiter who was pretty built, swings with all his strength on Chris' chest and abs.... And shocking everyone, Chris has withstanded and even broken the wood shot Everyone starts paying the money to Chris and his girls, Chris laughs cockily.

Wooooaaaah! Girls I came here wasting 50 bucks and I get out of here with 5.000 bucks

Chris then leans on the waiter

Ya did pretty well boy, what's ya name?

Uh... Jonah...

Well Jon Arbuckle? Can I call you Jon Arbuckle? You made me a favour and C. Cal knows how to pay his debts, come to my party, we can keep breaking pieces of wood over my body

Chris then grabs a small piece of wood with his hands, and eventually makes splinters of it with the strength of his hand. He then gets in V.I.P's face

Ya seen that ya jerkass? Whose the clown now you punk? And look because I am a generous guy I am gonna give you the secret of my little recipe of how to get a chiseled body like myself.

Chris then empties his hand which was full of wood dust inside V.I.P's drink

Here is it a protein shake for ya, HAHAHAHA!!!

Chris then spreads out his elbows and gets many girls hanging from them, along with Jonah and lots of other males they start leaving the club, as Chris then adds his final insult to injury.

I'd love to have you in home Very Important Pendejo, but I use another type of screwdrivers!

[defleppardvanhalen]

Suddenly, a wild-colored Harley-Davidson blasting Hardline's "Hot Cherie" parked into the club's parking lot. The man took off his helmet and revealed to be "Wild Thing" James Bowen, dressed in a black leather jacket, no shirt, showing his lean phyisque, and ripped jeans. He teased up his long, wavy hair and put on his sunglasses, before heading to the bar.

[glow=black,2,300]Bouncer: Who are you?[/glow]

James tipped down his sunglasses.

[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: I'm the "Wild Thing," dude.[/glow]

The bouncer finally knew who he was.

[glow=black,2,300]Bouncer: James Bowen? Come on in, my man.[/glow]

James shook his hand.

[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Thanks a lot, man; you doing real good. Oh, one favor, have these sexy ladies there in.[/glow]

[glow=black,2,300]Bouncer: You got it.[/glow]

James went in and saw the club was slammin'. The girls thanked them for letting them in by kissing him on the cheeks. James then went over to the bar of the club.

[glow=black,2,300]Bartender: Hey "Wild Thing," what is it you want tonight?[/glow]

[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Hmm...let me see man, how about a bottle of Michelob Light?[/glow]

[glow=black,2,300]Bartender: You got it.[/glow]

The bartender got James a bottle of Michelob Light; James paid the tab and told the bartender to keep the change, as James tipped down his shades and eyed on the beautiful women on the dance floor.

[PornStar]

Everybody's favorite former PornStar comes exiting out of the back rooms of the club, where the hired bitchez dancers are doin' their changin'...

"Well, guess I can't go swimmin' for another thirty minutes..."

Wiping his mouth, he heads on over to the bar, ordering a nice stiff drink...