Entering Chicago (O2A)

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^{Flight New York City to Chicago, Illinois now landing. Flight New York City to Chicago, Illinois is now landing.}

It's been months since my last official wrestling match. Ever since the curtain call for FCW, I've been back home. Back in D-Ville, Manhasset, New York. I received a message a few weeks back. An invitation to Chicago. A new wresting federation is debuting early next year. With some familiar faces backstage. Since I've been out of a job and doing nothing but train for months, I decided to take up on the offer.

Jerry Massey walks out of the Chicago O'Hare Airport with a suitcase and a pair of sunglasses. Perhaps to hide his identity, for now. A man walks up to him and they shake hands. The man follows him and steps into a limo. Inside he grabs a newspaper from the home of his old federation. Detroit, Michigan.

Hmph. Why am I not surprised? It was only a matter of time before the Black Rain caught up to fire anyways. He wasn't exactly a "loved one" backstage.

Where you heading stranger?

Just take me to any of the good clubs that are close.

What'cha come to Chicago for? Family?

Strictly business. But perhaps a new start.

Massey continues studying the article. Waiting for his stop.

Well. Here we are.

Massey looks up and closes the newspaper. The driver opens his door and Massey pays the man. He drives away.

So it begins.

Massey walks into the club. Possibly to find others hoping to join GCW.

[jenkins]

And nobody but the Jenkins where in that club, they were arguing themselves (surprise, surprise...) as they realize that someone new entered the scene. Jasper aproaches Jerry

Who are you?

Lester aproaches his brother

Whadda matter with you Jasper? Ya think this is a way of introducing yourself?

Oh look who's speaking to me about manners! The guy whose girlfriend turned lesbian because she couldn't stand more the stink of your dirty socks!

Oh really well she ran away with your girlfriend didn't she? You are a loser Jasper!

No Lester you are the loser! You live in their appartment because we got kicked out when we couldn't pay the rent!

What are you talking about you idiot? You live with me too!!

Oh would you please don't remember me that!!! It's enough humiliating that our ex-girlfriends have to give us shelter because we got dumped of our flat! And life sucks enough for us!!! Stop making it so damn complicated!

I would if you introduced properly! This guy who just entered here, doesn't have the fault that we have to leave with a lesbian couple that were our girlfriends once back!

Lester when you have lost all dignity there is no need of having good manners!

There's always a need for good manners!

Allright! I'll salute him with Englishman manners, do I need to chuckle a cockney accent sire?

Don't mock me and salute!

After this huge bro/bro argument, Jasper FINALLY salutes Jerry Masey

Whassup guy?

Now that's proper manners The Jenkins stay there waiting for something to happen.

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Jack spots Massey walk in as he is having a drink, Jack also spots two people who look drunk fighting infront of him. Jack and Massey had only really spoken once in the past which was more of an argument then a conversation. Since then Jack had gone on to glory, but he had no idea what happened to Jerry Massey. Jack decides to go ask him what he is here for.

As Jack walks over he yells "MASSEY!" to get his attention.

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Jerry Massey watches the Jenkins in front of him in amusement and confusion.

Hmph. Names Jerry Massey. And...

^MASSEY!

Massey hears his name being yelled and looks over to see Jack Jyndal.

Well, I'll be. Jack Jyndal is still alive.

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Jack walks up to Massey, avoiding the two men bickering at eachother and with a smirk on his face and a beer in his hand, Jyndal starts talking to Massey.

Well well well, Jerry Massey, whats it been, 3, 4 months? So what brings you to Chicago, Illinois?

Jack pauses but before Jerry can speak he chuckels alittle.

haha, wait your not here for GCW are you? Cus if you are well let's just say GCW should be called JCW, for Jyndal's championship wrestling. Because I am going to beat everyone man woman and child that gets in my way of my rightful place at the top.

Jack gets right in Massey's face, takes a quck sip of beer and waits for Massey to respond.

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Ha, I think you messed up a bit with the name. Did you say JCW as in, Jyndal's Championship Wrestling? Maybe it's time you put down that beer. I think you obviously meant Jerry's Championship Wrestling.


Jerry Massey smirks.

Yeah, it has been awhile. _{But not long enough.} I'm here for GCW. Why else would I be here?

Massey grabs a bottle of beer and opens it.

You sure you're cut out for this? GCW is a new environment. Maybe a man such as yourself isn't quite ready.

Massey begins to drink.

[jenkins]

The Jenkins appear pissed off at getting ignored, as they get in the middle of the conversation.

Hey! Who you think you are for ignoring us?

Yeah! Just because my brother smells like tinkle that doesn't mean we can't be treated with respect

I smell like tinkle? Shut up! You smell like dirty socks!

Whatta?!? How ya dare?! Ya smell like stinkin' bowel obstruction!

The Jenkins then clear themselves and stop bickering each other

O'Right, those guys disrespected us, for WHATEVER reasons. And The Jenkins, the guys who made Plymouth, MA famous. Aren't up for that!

Lester then grabs a bottle of beer and poses in front of Jerry and Jack

Ya think ya cool? Check this out trashbags!

Lester tries a super cool beer bottle opening. Unfortunately he shakes it too much and when he opens the beer a huge wave of beer soakes both of The Jenkins

Shit! Thosa were my new trousers!

The Jenkins stay there soaked and annoyed....

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Jerry Massey sees the Jenkins attempt opening the bottle and sees it splatter all over them. He gets a serious, and yet his sarcastic looking face.

Jerry Massey has a question for the two of you. And that question simply is, who in the Blue Hell are you?

You two are standing here while I'm trying to have a decent conversation with this jerk off, and I keep hearing two sum bitches who call themselves either a tag team, or a family, but all I here is the two of you arguing. And then you have the nerve to step up to a couple of veterans and give us a beer bash?

Jerry looks down.

And I know you better like that garbage off my shoes.

[hollows]

It had been a few days since he had arrived in Chicago. And left the hospital for that matter. Still, he had yet to figure out just why he was in Chicago to begin with. So since he was here, he decided to get a drink or two, and check out the rest of the city.

He sat in a club that he didnt know the name to, sipping his drink watching the 4 men on the other side of the room. Three of them he had never seen before, but one seemed to catch his eye. The one named Massey. It was a splitting image of a man named Jerry D. Someone that he had had a brief incounter with back in New York over a year ago. How he longed for those days to come back to him, though he hated the city with a passion.

Pffft....

He caught wind of the name GCW. Was this why he was brought here to Chicago? Another promotion for him to join possibly? Maybe getting away for awhile wasnt the smartest of all ideas. Though he wanted answers, all that seemed to do was pull more questions. He took another sip of his drink, continuing to watch the men on the other side of the room.....hoping that Mr. Massey was indeed who Hollows thought he was, and wouldn't recognize him......

[jenkins]

The Jenkins after grabbing each other tissues and removing all the beer from their soaked bodies, answer while staring like this at Jerry Massey

You betta shut your mouth, you don't want to piss me or my bro off...

Oh yeah, just because ya look like a High School Musical stunt double, that doesn't mean ya are that good!

And as far as experience goes, you don't even have a thumb from our experienced body, Me and my brother are 32 years old, and we have been wrestling since... since?

Since our girlfriends dumped us because "we made them" lesbian...

SHUT UP!!! They don't have to know that!

Unfortunately for The Jenkins everyone heard that they girlfriends dumped them because they were lesbian and in love with each other. Another guy would have had a back patting, but since the Jenkins were disliked by everyone... All the people turned at them and in their best Nelson Muntz impression yelled: HA HA! at the Jenkins. ;D

Ah ya think ya funny? Just because you are a bunch of pop culture nerds? You guys suck, go back watchin' Family Guy, the most moronic show on planet Earth!

But not as moronic as this guy here disrespecting us! If you didn't realized Jerry Seinfeld, we are two, while you are one... I think it's pretty obvious what will happen if ya piss us off.

Oh yeah, ya gonna last less than a roadkill in the middle of a truck highway!

Jasper then stares at Jerry in the face and grabs his arm

Lester this guy is cold turkey, he's scared shitless, haha, again the Jenkins made it, we shown everyone why we are the "bestest" tag team period!

Althought that was completely false, Jasper joins Lester as they start mocking Jerry as a way of adding sault to the wound...

what wound?

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Jerry Massey, looks at the Jenkins for a few seconds, and then laughs.

You got me scared cold turkey? You got me scared shitless? You must be joking. I only see two pieces of shit in this club and I'm looking at them. Two, fat, messed up haired, thirty-two year old individuals who share the same couch in their mom's living room who think they can take me on...without even introducing themselves. It doesn't matter anyway.

Look at you two. You guys look like you came here straight from the circus. A bad one. And you two are thirty-two years old? I'm five years younger and five years better.

But nah, I don't need to go on in this little "trash talk" contest with Chester the Cheetah and his little buddy Casper, "the World's Bestest Tag Team". You two spill more beans on each other than a house of armless hobos.

[jenkins]

The Jenkins then grin and keep staring at Masey

Ya can blah-blah all you want tough guy, we are better than you period

Ya just a young punk, you are 25? Duuuuh!!! get out of here! I bet you are just another moron with cool tights and lots of tattoos that thinks that can go toe-to-toe with us

Ya couldn't even go dick-to-dick with us! Ya shortstack.. Come on people laugh at this guy...

Yeah do so! Hey Jerry n00b I bet that if you get a blue condon, ya dick looks as big as a smurf!

We hope not to find ya face in Chicago ya blunt-head. Because me and Lester, The Greatest thing in the world since the Great Wall Of China, are gonna shove up the boot so up into ya ass that you'll puke it ya punk!

Ya warned you Zac Effron fanboy, show up your ass-face in GCW, and we'll kick it on the curb!

And this message goes for everyone here, We are The Jenkins, and we are as dangerous as we can get! We take no prisioners when we go to war!

The Jenkins then spot two girls making up with each other, as they have this big dislike for lesbians, they go to "intimidate" them

Ya havin a good time? Heh? Now tell me.. What has this smoochead ya kissin' that I don't have?

A pair of boobs, a hair that smells like flowers, more cash than we could ever make and...

Shuttupa you face! Ya two think that I smell like tinkle?

Ugh.. Yes

Completely... Aren't this trousers from the church box?

Oh look at this Lester... It seems that Ms. Witty Lesbo has better hygiene than us! Well lemme tell ya, if I had a lesbian payroll I'd get betta hygiene!

Yeah! Just because Jasper smells like pee it doesn't mean that all The Jenkins... Us... Smell bad. Do I smell badly?

You smell like loose bowels..

Lester looks puzzled as he has no idea what this girls are trying to mean.

Lacie means that you smell like shit

Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! It seems that you, Lacie you have laced the boot of PWN and have kicked me right in the balls, haven't ya? Ya two are fans of Brandon Paint? That moron that has more internet lingo than Steve Furkel?

First of all it's Steve Urkel, and secondly I have no idea what's the problem with you guys, but I am gonna call the waiter if you keep annoying us

Uuuuh! Lester a lesbo has threatened us, start shivering!

the understandable annoyed girls do a sign to the waiter who's taller, bigger and stronger than both Jenkins as the Jenkins keep mocking the girls. The waiter then grabs both Jenkins by the shoulder and turns them

Mr. Gorilla Ape wants a piece of us, well ya punk, you can't. We feel magnanimus and we don't want to asswhoopa ya face right here, ya lesbo super hero

And whaddaya helpin' this girls? They won't peel your much needed to peel "banana" if ya know what I mean.

The Jenkins get thrown out of the club by the waiter as everyone there cheers and claps. The Jenkins have landed inside trash cans.

Same-a thing happened when we messed with that nerdy girl in that gym and that huge pile of strongen and roids threw us... I think it's time we throw in the towel Lester.... Lester?

Hey in this bin there are lots of food..

The Jenkins manage to get out of the trashbins after having stolen a big plate of trash food... They leave after having made a huge impact in Chicago

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Jerry Massey watched the whole situation.

Thank...God...Anyways Jyndal, where were we?

[jj]

Jack was watching all of the chaos going on around him, while he lesurly took a sip of beer every few moments. His attention perked up when he heard Massey say his name.

Where were we?....I have no idea, I think the bouncers should take these two assclowns and throw'em out on there asses. But back to our little conversation JERRY....haha...I say if you've got enough nerve to down talk to me, well then it seems I should take this beer bottle and smash it over your head!

Jack looks like he's about to do it when he goes back to drinkin it.

But ya see Massey, that's just not my style, my style is to beat you so bad in a ring that by the end of the match you can hardly move!..... But since there's no ring for us to fight in, I guess this is your lucky day.

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Well Jeff, I ain't no rookie in this business, and if you ask me, it sounds like you're trying to start something. We still have a while until GCW opens. But, is that a challenge?