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Post by defleppardvanhalen on Nov 13, 2007 20:51:19 GMT -5
After cruising all over downtown Chicago in his Ferrari, "Wild Thing" James Bowen with his left-handed Kramer NightSwan electric guitar in hand, entered a club.
[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Hmm...This is my kind of place.[/glow]
James then sat down at a couch, when a beautiful waitress went over to him.
[glow=pink,2,300]Waitress: Hey stud, is there any you want?[/glow]
[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Yeah babe, I'll have a bottle of Michelob Light, please.[/glow]
James flirted with the waitress, before she went over to get his order. As he was waiting, James was playing his guitar and checking out beautiful women.
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Post by danedynamite on Nov 13, 2007 21:07:51 GMT -5
Dane Dynamite walks in and scouts around the club, and initializes his Trans-Referencer.
Mobile Trans-Referencer: "21st Century Urban Night Club, caution is advised!"
"Wow just like the simulations!"
Dynamite looks around the club at the women mainly his jaw almost hits the floor. He cannot believe his eyes
"Women sure don't dress like that in the 25th Century!"
Because of his appearance Dynamite is drawing attention to himself, both men and women point and laugh at him.
Man: "Boy you Canadians do sure dress funny!"
Dynamite looks puzzled
"But I'm not Canadian..."
Man: "Ok, whatever pal this aint no club for your kind!"
The man does a limp-wrist gesture
"But I am no different to you!"
Man: "Sure"
there was more than a hint of sarcasm in that statement
Mobile Trans-Referencer: "Commander Dynamite, the man is implying that you are of homosexual orientation"
Dynamite quickly thinks before responding
"No, no sorry I'm not your type!"
and he smiles at the man
Man: "WHAT THE HELL..."
The man looks like he will jump Dynamite soon...
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Post by defleppardvanhalen on Nov 13, 2007 21:23:24 GMT -5
As James played his guitar, he saw Dane Dynamite.
[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Whoa! That dude is awesome! I got to get to know this dude![/glow]
James signaled him to come over.
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Post by danedynamite on Nov 13, 2007 21:37:42 GMT -5
Dynamite notices James Bowen's gesture, and looks at the man who's expression grows into more anger.
"Ok excuse me citizen, but I have to go!"
Man: "You aren't going anywhere!"
The man cracks his knuckles, and moves closer to Dynamite
"Now, there is no need for violence"
Dynamite attempts to usher the man away, but the man pushes Dynamite.
Man: "You belong at a Star Trek convention, Nerd!"
"Now, you really shouldn't have put your hands on me!"
The man looks at Dynamite before swinging at him, Dynamite grabs the man's arm and twists it causing him to foolishly flop on to the ground.
"Now, you look silly! and if you don't mind please excuse me!"
Dynamite walks over towards James Bowen leaving the man embarassed on the ground.
"Excuse me, did you require my assistance citizen?"
Dynamite awaits a response...
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Post by defleppardvanhalen on Nov 13, 2007 21:41:22 GMT -5
James extends his hand to Dynamite.
[glow=limegreen,2,300]Hey man, that was awesome what you did back there; my name is "Wild Thing" James Bowen. Come on, have a seat.[/glow]
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Post by danedynamite on Nov 15, 2007 11:59:31 GMT -5
Dynamite looks at James Bowen and shakes his hand
"Pleasure to meet you 'Wild Thing' James Bowen!"
Dynamite notices Bowen's gesture for him to sit down, and he graciously does so.
"That is a guitar you are holding is it not, back home guitars like that are rare to find since they do not carry the large number of notes that guitars and other instruments of our time do. It would be the first I have heard in my lifetime and it is not as crude as I had anticipated infact it is quite pleasent!"
Dynamite reaches towards the guitar...
"May I? Please..."
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Post by defleppardvanhalen on Nov 15, 2007 12:34:15 GMT -5
[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Sure, give it a test drive.[/glow]
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Post by danedynamite on Nov 15, 2007 19:17:00 GMT -5
Dynamite takes the guitar and noticing that it is left handed he switches around so he can play it left handed.
"Now, I'm not left handed. Also I am not used to there being less than 18 strings but I'll try my best!"
After a a few rough plucks Dynamite begins to strum away after some time of poorly timed chords Dynamite is playing a recognisable song. He begins to really enjoy himself and gets carried away with the moment as he continues to play Metallica's Metal Militia with impeccable timing and a crowd begins to draw around them upon noticing this Dynamite's nerves get the better of him and he stops playing.
"Thank you for that, but I'm a little rusty!"
Dynamite hands the guitar back to James Bowen, and is about to leave...
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Post by defleppardvanhalen on Nov 15, 2007 19:47:25 GMT -5
[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Anytime, my man.[/glow]
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