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[Cameron Kincaid]

What life decisions I'm fuckin' up on? Hell PICK one. ALL of em'. Got fired from the last promotion I worked for before gettin' to bang the boss like I KNOW she was just "craven" for. :(Had to head back home here to boring ass Spokane, Washington where there's like nothing to do BUT drink yourself into alcohol poison induced comas every other night. Lost my woman and don't know where the hell she is. Just woke up to a woman so ugly I suddenly have the urge to shove her face into cookie dough just to see if my theory is correct about being able to make Gorilla cookies from it. She has more hair underneath her arm pit than I do for god's sake. Oh and did I mention all of my old friends almost got blown to hell or shot to shit over the past few months? So yea...Life's just been peachy...Care to trade bitch?

[Jacob Cruise]

"Damn, life sucks for you guys..."

A smile on his face, he looks over to Sandra once more. At least his chick was hot.

"You guys really do suck at life, don't you? Forget this shit, ya'll depressing me. Make me wanna hit the bottle again or something. Hasn't anything good happened to you guys since we all went our seperate ways?"

Really, the only thought on his mind truly at the moment was....'Damn, Lexy went lesbo before I could tap that ass.' Of course Nando was a close friend, but damn...Lexy was hawwwt...

[Fernando Castro]

"Who sez I was bitchin' about losin' that ass? Now I ain't gotta worry bout you assholes hittin' it ;D "

[Cameron Kincaid]

Since I lost touch with Sakura my porn collection has reached astounding heights in numbers?. ..That count?...God my hands are chaffing again...

[Jacob Cruise]

Theres silence for a moment, odd seeing as how everyone's favorite Mexican usually never shuts up. A sudden beeping on the line notifies the men of Nando being disconnected.

"Damn Nando...Never pays his phone bill...Told him to work on that shit...."

Cruise pauses for a second, looking over the edge of the bed to see if any alcohol remained in the bottle of Jaeger upon the floor. Nope, damn it was empty...

"So, you seriously want me to drag my lazy ass all the way up to Spokane? You do realize im in Dallas now, right? Thats a long ass trip..."

Cruise releases a sigh. He couldn't just leave his buddy hanging though. And really, other than Nando, Kincaid was the only person in this business he could still call friend...

"Man...damn....Gonna make me leave my warm ass bed...with my hawt ass girl....You owe me big man...big time....Shit, guess I'll be on the soonest flight out there man. I'll call you back when I get there. Peace....."

Hanging up the phone, Cruise lays there just thinking. This would be fun, now he had to get an airplane ticket...Well, after a few more hours of sleep. He rolls over, puts him arm over Sandra and dozes back off for awhile. Shit, Cam could would a little longer, right?

[Cameron Kincaid]

Letting out a long sigh, he hits the end button on his phone, his arm falling down by his side. Closing his eyes for a minute he starts to mentally prepare himself for the immediate task ahead. Getting ready to get back into training and competitive physical condition...And removing this lycan bitch from his bed without dying someway. He turned his head her way for a second, seeing her with a bright smile on her face. Quickly noticing the...Teeth in her mouth or...Lack there of...Jesus fuckin' Chr...Had he resorted to screwing crack head bitches now? Her smile quickly began to fade, raising an eyebrow as she asked...

What's wrong baby?

He paused for a split second, all he could do to not puke his guts out right there on the bed before replying...

Uhhhh...Nothing except...Guess they don't have dentists where you're from?...Good god I've never seen teeth that rotten. Looks like she's got a mouth full of dice...

He sits up in his bed, turning back to her just before getting out, he turns to her with a raised eyebrow...

Whoa...Whoa wait...Yo...Your name isn't...Amy Serson...Is it?

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