Post by Jennifer Drew on Apr 15, 2009 1:18:57 GMT -5
I had to get my face in on Mayhem even if it meant sitting through that video of us getting beat down again. I got my shot set up with me looking all cool with the belt over my shoulder and me sitting up on a crate with my back against the wall looking off at the drink machine way out of frame to the right.
Real number you did on me and Dee Dee there, Less. It's just too bad the match ended over an hour before then. So now I guess we both look like idiots.
And I'm about to make an even bigger idiot out of myself by giving you exactly what you want. You want another couple of acts to this story?
You get ONE.
I'm paying you back for how you left us battered and you whispered in Deirdre's ear just enough to make her run off. Because surprise, surprise those are kind of my buttons.
I don't want put on classic like you did with Crymson.
I want people coming up to me demanding their money back because this is the third straight boringly one-sided match they paid 40 bucks to see me have with you.
I want Matthews to throw out the Washington Generals reference.
I want “early onset dementia” brought up when people look back at this series.
And when it's over and I walk out champion once again and you start ranting and raving about how this doesn't end...
I took a second to actually look everyone in the eye and think about it for a second.
Well, I guess it'll just be a little sad, won't it?
And fade to black.
Real number you did on me and Dee Dee there, Less. It's just too bad the match ended over an hour before then. So now I guess we both look like idiots.
And I'm about to make an even bigger idiot out of myself by giving you exactly what you want. You want another couple of acts to this story?
You get ONE.
I'm paying you back for how you left us battered and you whispered in Deirdre's ear just enough to make her run off. Because surprise, surprise those are kind of my buttons.
I don't want put on classic like you did with Crymson.
I want people coming up to me demanding their money back because this is the third straight boringly one-sided match they paid 40 bucks to see me have with you.
I want Matthews to throw out the Washington Generals reference.
I want “early onset dementia” brought up when people look back at this series.
And when it's over and I walk out champion once again and you start ranting and raving about how this doesn't end...
I took a second to actually look everyone in the eye and think about it for a second.
Well, I guess it'll just be a little sad, won't it?
And fade to black.
