Part II: Bring a Friend (1st Drew/?)

[Lessien Melwasul]

Bazztard: What? No quip remarks this week, Grace?

Graciela: ...

Bazztard: Proof of Lessien's unique greatness. Not only did she defeat Jennifer Drew last week on Mayhem. She has now taken the words from my colleague's mouth. There's no stopping her.

Graciela: Oh shut-up already. What is she doing here anyways? This isn't Mayhem.

Bazztard: You're right about that. This is Lock-Up! But if I know Lessien Melwasul, she has brought a little Mayhem with her.

Graciela: That was clever.

"I'm just a girl."

~It began as it always did. Her coat was even more famous than last week. Her eyes hadn't changed, still hidden behind the green hair until she slowly looked up with a smile that screamed, 'Don't you fucking believe it.' The crowd boo'd on several levels. Lessien could always work a crowd, as Betty took over.~

"If only that were true. We wouldn't be in the middle of this unfolding tragedy. Our

token

virgin

dashed on the rocks below."

~Alice looked down at the imaginary broken form, laying at their feet.~

"Sadness touches me. She's dead."

~Betty smirked hard, looking up again.~

"Or so the headline says. But don't you worry, Lover. I know the truth, print is fucking dead and you're in the back hanging on

every

last

word I say."

~Alice wiped a loose strand from the corner of her mouth. Remembering the taste of Jennifer's breath as she choked the life for 4 counts, maybe more.~

"More."

~Betty turned to the stage.~

"That's

exactly

what I have for you, Jennifer. So why don't you bring what you've recovered down to this ring. Hmm?"

"From high above to you."

"Oh Lover, let me take a

long

hard

look at you."

[Jennifer Drew]

That's right, it's on. I'm marching down to the ring wearing the belt and my gear totally ready for her to bring the crazy all over me again. I couldn't but stand face to face with her and give the faceplate a little pat.

You probably just wanted to check up on this?

Well, it's still securely fastened around my waist. Glad you're so anxious for the update.

So, if I'm to believe the big NEWZ around here you're really holding it down for good old GCW and I'm thinking already thinking about running away, taking the desk job and doing TV spots shilling for your pay per view main event spectaculars. Hey, if someone published it I guess it must be true.

A shrug. Haven't people figured out I'll pursue these things to the point of absurdity when I get like this?

It may look like you've got the upper hand here, but you screwed up tonight. You already know what sets me apart is that I actually get what you're saying. I pieced it all together and I'm not going anywhere near any cliffs or scaffoldings between now and the pay per view. Take that!

I'm sure you're already planning something way worse. But let me let you in on a secret want you to. Taking on the brutally insane queen badass and surviving is what I signed up for when I agreed to our little soiree.

And since you've already given me a little taste of that I guess you've earned the right to set the tone for tonight too. So lay it on me.

[Trinity]

As both women are in the ring, Trinity is in the back as she has been all night just remembering those are the two ladies that she was in the ring with almost a month ago. She knows that she just came up a little short in her first chance at the title. She looks at the drama that is about to occur as she comes out to make her little play known.

Her music hits as both women are in the ring and she takes a mic from the stage hand while she looks at both of them on the stage area.

Now what do we got here? Two lovers? Looks like to me that we got someone that didn't get the invite to the party. Now I know you are saying why are you out here bugging me in my little rant to get Drew out of her game? Well Less it is simple. How do you deserve anything? How I see it you didn't deserve to be where I am right now. But then again, do I deserve it? Since we are 1-1 with each other I guess you can say we both deserve it to a certain degree. Now I will give you a little credit in beating Drew right there but you see it was non title so what does that mean anyway?

Now I went ahead and destroyed a blonde bombshell last week and let you two play in the playground. And I am not out here to disturb two lovers like yourselves. Just letting both of you know where I stand and come hell or high water that belt will come to me. Now Drew you don't have to defend it just cause I say so. You know yourself that you wonder what it would be like to defend that baby against me while I am fresh and ready for the challenge. So you go ahead and have your little cake and eat it too. Just know that I will be in the shadows waiting for my real chance at becoming a champion these fans can admire.

Trinity makes her way onto the ramp area.

So Less you take these words and you remember them that you may think you are going to be the next champion and maybe you are but even in that sick little mind of yours you know that when the chips are on the line that you don't want no part of me. And to Drew just think the Lord Almighty that you faced me not at 100 percent. So lovers you think about that the next time you want to have your little party without inviting the one person that is the face and the body of this organization. The one person that both of you know is a split second away from making GCW what it should be and that is the best organization in all of sports.

So Drew go and party hard with Less over there if you want. And Less save a little when it is over because I will be there to pick up the missing pieces. I will be the one after it is all over to be the last one standing and be a champion that these people deserve. So I will be waiting in the wings and when I get to get my destiny unvailed it will be like taking candy from a baby. So lovers sit back and enjoy the ride and get your popcorn ready. Its time for Trinity to stop letting the party go on without her.

[Lessien Melwasul]

~Betty focused on the interruption.~

"Trinity, should I act surprised for the cameras. Or should we just lay it all out right here? You think I've taken my eyes of you, Lover? Keep fucking dreaming. We are one and one ... that means one more is in your bleak future. But for now?"

~Alice narrowed her eyes.~

"and ever more."

"You dropped the ball, Lover. The hand on the clock says my time as you wait each

desperate

second. You should be on your knees praying that I do what you couldn't. Because then our third date? I'll make you eat fucking gold."

~Betty turned away.~

"But for now ..."

~Betty shook her head slowly, for the benefit of the slow at home changing focus to Jennifer Drew.~

"Little girls."

"Not so little anymore. You're big. You're fast. My how you've grown over the years, and that's no fat joke Lover. I'll leave that for the eternal mid-card you're so desperately trying to escape.."

~Betty gave a dismissive way, as Alice purred.~

"Quiet desperation and go to the grave."

"It suits you, Lover trust me ... they're all routing for you, can't you feel it in the voices all around. This sea of soulless ghosts have bet their insignificant lives on you and spent their last fucking twenty dollars on your new shirt."

"Everything I say is true."

"Even I'm routing for you, Lover.

~Betty cocked a brow.~

"The lies."

"Hm, never listen to her if you know what's good for you. Have I lied to you yet? I've delivered everything ... each fucking word from my lips."

~Betty looked down at the belt, and the slowly up to Drew's determined face. Quizzical eyes of Alice moved.~

"Save me."

"Still don't believe me, hmm? Well maybe this will change your mind. Tonight's match is tailor made for you and your light manner, and pink humor."

"Help me."

~Betty tried to play along with Alice.~

"Oh yes, please. For I have never played well with others. It's not my ... strong point, but tonight that is exactly what you and I are going to have to do. Tonight we find partners. If you're smart, you'll hide behind yours and save your energy for the PPV."

"Never will."

"Or you can continue to come head on into me like some fucked up Spanish windmill. The choice is yours and mine."

~Betty turns to the back once more and to the Debutantes hungry for the main event.~

"Why don't one of you self proclaimed bad girls come down here and show me what it's all about. First come, first served after all and I'll give you a spot in the Debutante main event at my side."

Bazztard: Well for those who don't speak Lessien at home. Tonight's meeting between Jennifer and Lessien will be a tag match.

Graciela: Who in the hell would want to team with her?

Bazztard: Good question. Who in the hell would want to team with Drew against her?

~The arena waited for the answer to both questions.~

~O2Abadgirl~

[Aphrodite]

An enchanting rising of music starts to fill the arena, before finally, with a scroll of a piano and guitars, the lights in the arena turn gold. The pyrotechnics don't go off in case Trinity isn't smart enough to get out of the way. The... "Blond Bombshell" makes her way from the back, her elegant white dress flowing behind her. She makes no effort to acknowledge the long winded Trinity as she slinks her way down the ramp, and around the ring. She seeks a microphone, and unto her it is given.

"First off, I'd like to thank you for shutting Trinity up. I may have to refrain from using the word "So" now to keep it from overflowing the memory banks of those in attendance here, although...

It is kind of mind-numbing to hear the same word uttered over and over again, isn't it? Especially when someone has to come out here and think they need to give an inauguration speech for something as simple as "I'm not done with you and your belt is mine when I get the chance, hm?"

A little animosity toward Trinity perhaps? No, Aphrodite just enjoyed talking down those that are beneath her, no matter what result in the ring. She climbs the steps, and steps under the middle rope into the ring.

"For the sake of not being a hyppocrite, since I have to make sure that I'm around to keep my business assosciate from doing something stupid later tonight... I want a shot at Jennifer Drew. Oh, I'm sure that there are numerous girls in the back that fear having to stand in the same corner as Lessien...

But they are just that. Girls. Children afraid of the boogey-woman that stands in the ring with myself and the champion. I however, refuse to succumb to that old wives tale. She seeks a partner, and I'm here to answer. The side benefit?

I get to put the name "Aphrodite" at the front runners of the list that wants to take that Top Debutante title, and make it their own. And to make it clear, Jennifer, Lessien... should I get the winning fall? You can count on seeing me down the road. It may not be at Ascension, it may not be at MindGames... but I pursue, and I will conquer. Your request, Lessien, has been filled."

She lowers the microphone, before reaching behind her head and pulling the tie of her dress from underneath her sandy blond hair. The top falls, the rest of the dress follows suit and piles around her ankles. Beneath the robes, as always, she was fully dressed in her ring gear, ready for battle. She steps from the heap and puts her hands on her hips, waiting for the next move to be made.

[Lessien Melwasul]

~Betty despised blonds almost absolutely and without exception. Alice didn't care so much, she liked it when they bled. They both looked at the outcast of fate up and down like an inventory.~

"Every second is a gamble."

"And just look at what the dealer threw my way ... Mount Olympus's only whore. See Drew? Even 'The Gods' are on your side."

~They turned to Aphrodite's perfect form.~

"Pity."

"Such a tragedy, I was hoping for the psychotic puppet girl. She's much more my type and I was hoping to see where all strings lead when the lights go out. You're just not my type."

~Betty looks down at the crumpled dress.~

"But since you're already to go, Lover. I'm going to take what the draw has dealt me. Make your name ... make mine, and we will get along just fine."

~She looked back up to Drew.~

"The form of Lessien Melwasul and Aphrodite vs Jennifer Drew and ..."

~That was up to her.~

[Jennifer Drew]

Look, I think everyone already knows the answer so, if I may. A word in edgewise.

I said, eyeballing Trinity first and then the budding tag team in front of me.

Awesome partner you found there, Lessien. A partner I totally don't approve of. Really? MADE from FOAM? Oh, and guess what that foam is made out of? Spoiler alert! Nothing the two of us want much to do with, if you know where I'm going here. Sickening.

I love jokes no one gets but me. Take that everyone else.

And Miss Venus, Miss Fire, Miss My Desire hypothetically if you were to score a pinfall on me then yes, I suppose you might be eligible. Take a number after Kaori Xaviera if you do.

That's if your new bosom chum lets you live that long if and when I beat her and she starts taking people out left and right for her do-over.

Alright, back to party A, who shall heretofore be known as Trinity.

And now FINALLY we get to the point. Since I'm giving up being snub girl I figure I'll take what comes to me. Trinity, you lost. But you did put one over on Lessien. If you don't want to drown in a sea of irrelevance then I'm throwing you a life preserver... ahem not that you'd ever need one. You in or are you out?

[Trinity]

Trinity watches as Venus almost trips and falls and she gets in the ring and hear the jokes and mishandled promos. She then sees this is her opportunity to do something promising. So she makes her way to the ring and she climbs in and stands next to Drew. She eyeballs all 3 girls in the ring.

Well let me just say first of all I AM IN!. This is just my speed. Now let me get a few things off my chest. First of all, Ms. Venus you are lucky you didn't fall on your way to the ring. Never knew Blondie's could walk and chew gum at the same time. But don't worry my little princess you will get some more of what you had at Mayhem. I am ready to bring what you deserve. Your daddy probably never spanked you and you always got what you wanted. So tonight that want will certainly be a need for you tonight. Just consider this to be a lesson in life that you never experienced. And believe me after tonight we all know who will be the won with the pin fall.

Trinity turns to look at Lessien.

Now as far as date #3 then you can ink that in your little black and white book if you want. That is coming and matter of fact I am coming to put you in your place. But tonight, I will do my part and just let you soak in the venom of your own ignorance. First in allowing you to be teamed with such a high maintenance cloud. But don't worry my dark princess, my little Amy Lee, you will get what you deserve as well and that is again you looking up at the lights. Now you can make all the accusations you want about dropping the ball but from what I gathered the only thing I dropped was you on your back for the 1-2-3. And tonight there won't be no other outcome in our little tag team match. Just know you will get your little shot at the PPV. And good luck to you on that because I will be waiting in the wings if you win or if you lose. Right now it doesn't matter to me.

Trinity turns to Drew.

I will be your tag team partner for tonight Drew. Just know that you may have other ideas for the next month or two but just know as well as you know that there is no other woman deserving and tonight I will prove it to you and the world. I will be the one getting the pin fall victory. But just know I don't trust any of you to be honest. Now if you got desires to fill with Amy Lee over there then that is a path that you will have to cross and overcome. And if you got desires into eating Chinese food next month then that is something that I will have to acknowledge. So you have your little games if you want to play them but Hell or High Water I will be Debutante Champion. So tonight I will be your partner and you will be mine.

[Lessien Melwasul]

Bazztard: Lessien was right after all. This IS Bizzaro Land. Lessien, the anti-blond, is teaming with Aphrodite?

Graciela: My head hurts.

Bazztard: Well then Jennifer Drew teaming with her nemesis Trinity probably won't help the pain.

Graciela: Who was made of foam? And which one of them wanted to have puppet girl sex again? Wait, where did Trinity come from again?

Bazztard: Now my head hurts. But what ever the answers are, one thing is for certain; the Debutante scene is heating up as Lessien and Jennifer pick up momentum and passengers on the road to Ascension.

Graciela: Does Bizzaro Land have aspirin?

Bazztard: Find out, tonight!