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Post by "Sugar" Shayne Williams on Jan 24, 2009 4:40:12 GMT -5
NOTE: ED, WATCH MATCH FIRST, UNLESS YOU LIKE SPOILERS. XD [/endnote]
Backstage glaring at a small TV monitor, "Sugar" Shayne Williams looks flabbergasted over the fact that Chris Calloway just lost the match they were both just participating in. His lips pursing, he grabs his sunglasses hanging off the brim of his jacket and throws them across the room, causing them to shatter instantaneously. "All that hard work for nothing, I knew I shouldn't have laid down for Victor after that suplex. I JUST KNEW IT." Shaking his head in disappointment he sits up from his seat, and kicks the air as if it just gave him an extremely dirty insult. Sugar then looks at the camera in his face, and pushes it aside, causing the cameraman operating the camera to fall on his butt as Sugar steps over him, pointing at the lens. "All you people watching at home, watching on the internet, watching these suave hips glaring all over your streaming video, listen to me, and listen to me good. The moment CHRIS CALLOWAY walks into this room," he picks up the camera, and makes it glare at the locker room door way, "You're going to see "Sugar" Shayne Williams, your GCW/GCWA QUEBECSKATOON INTEREUROPEANCONTINTENTAL CHAMPION, of ninety-nine times, get all over his tiny little behind, and kick it back into reality! Because you see, when you roll with the Sugar, then you better be sweet, because brother, if you're sour, then I'm afraid you're going to have to be having your bowl of Cheerios without me. HAHAHA,hahahaha,haha." He then places the camera on the floor, and adjusts it so it stays on the door. "NO ONE touch that piece of equipment, NO ONE."
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Regina
GCW Supporting Cast
Chris Calloway's Manager
Polish-American Babe
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Post by Regina on Jan 24, 2009 15:13:38 GMT -5
Regina enters the room, she had been watching the match closely, and saw that Shayne kinda helped Chris in the match, as a clever manager she was, she could see Shayne as a potential break out rookie for 09
Hello Shayne, I just saw your match and I just heard your promo and I can tell you have what I am looking for, mouth and cache. You see, you pretty much helped Chris in that match, but a woman like me, can't bet it all in just one card, I must have all bases covered, and your credentials as a 99x GCW/GCWA Quebecskatoon Intereuropeancontinental Champion, are enough for me, do you accept the offer, I can skyrocket you to the top, just like I have done with Chris, he was nothing but a stupid bouncer when I met him, and nowadays he's a stupid superstar who is in the mouth of everyone. What do you say Shayne? You accept this Polish-American offer?
Regina takes out a card from her cleavage.... yes cleavage, and gives it to Shayne
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Post by "Sugar" Shayne Williams on Jan 25, 2009 23:48:53 GMT -5
Eyes a-gazed down at Regina's chest, Sugar was absolutely speechless, and his intentions to totally rad-out Chris Calloway were now seemingly null-and-void. Holding out his chest, as if he wanted Regina to check out his awesome pecks turned out to be an uphill battle as he still had his jacket on, but that didn't stop him from trying. "CALLO...uhh...CHRI...uhh...MATCH...uuhh...BOOBIESBOOBIESBOOBIES." Taking a step back, he shakes his head, and tries to recollect his thoughts, only to have the most hardest of times in doing so. Why? Well, just look at the two reasons just floating right in front of him. He didn't know how to react to such radiant orbs! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIESSS," was all that escaped his mouth as he tried to feed her a piece of his mind. Only...to really spit out what exactly was on his mind. Covering his mouth, he clears his throat before trying another attempt, "Booooooo-cough-ooooooooo....bies?" Turning around, he kicks a nearby locker of his lack of communication skills. What was Sugar doing? He's never had this problem with the ladies before!
Clenching both his fists, he turns back around, his face a violet red, and tries just one more time. "KNOCKERS! JUGS! GALLONS!" Damn!
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Regina
GCW Supporting Cast
Chris Calloway's Manager
Polish-American Babe
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Post by Regina on Jan 27, 2009 16:41:25 GMT -5
Regina rose an eyebrow, like all teenager horn dogs she had met in her life, Shayne was no exception.Settle yourself you little pervert I came here to give you this offer, do you take it or do you refuse it?
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Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Jan 27, 2009 17:45:00 GMT -5
Soon another exalted man enters the room, it was none other than "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway, Chris was wearing his trademark entrance robe, boa and glasses, once finding the camera, Chris adjusts it so it takes a good frame of his sexy body. As Chris starts cutting a promoSooooooooo what's every loser blowing out of proportion now? That Chris Calloway lost? That Chris Calloway isn't in the tournament? That Chris Calloway lost to a 60 year old man? Well news flash boys! You are just blowing out your MINDS!Chris then throws away his glasses in a fit and removes his trademark entrance clothes as he flexes for the camera.Have you taken a good look at this?!? THIS is the body of a champ! The body many of your breakfast boxes promise but fail to deliver! Victor Wayne beat me? So what! If his name was Bruce Wayne many of you looooosers watching at home would have voluntered to take the pin for me!!! Yes I am refering to you looooooooosers!Some pelvic thrusts always help And "Gramps" the Fortune Gods might have smiled at you that fateful night! But that's over brother! Kwanzaa is over! Christmas is over! Hanukah is over! No miracles can be expected anymore baby!!! Another one bites the dust due to the man of the multiple...and yet another thrustTHRUST!Chris then slaps Shayne's backShayne baby! I must ask you... ARE YOU READY? I would ask myself the same question but I was born ready baby! If you join me and Reggie, there's nothing that's gonna stop us! We'll skyrocket to the mountain of success while those other twerps are just slipping down! You! "Sugar" Shayne Williams and me! "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway! We can just go to the top baby! while GCW can't just do nothing but fasten their seatbelts and enjoy this hell of a ride!Chris poses and points at the camera
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