I hate you for this!!! [Anyone]

[Jennifer Drew]

Hey, you.

I waited for a little support but it seemed to be slow in coming.

What the hell, she's all brazen with all the outrageous stuff I've seen her do over the years but one little run in in a club and she gets shy.

Come on, are you going to be polite and introduce us?

I said leaning over to Jessie. Well, on her. On her, to her same difference.

[Jessie Blair]

“If I got not other choice then why not. Jen … this is Christina Dixon … Christina this is Jennifer Drew one of the most decorated female wrestlers who are working in the USA. Christina on the other side … ohm yeah she is a good wrestler as well just had bad luck in her matches I guess.”

Oh gosh now that was definitely the wrongest type of introduction that you can think of.

[The Dixon Sisters]

"Jessie Blair? I haven't seen her for years... Hey wait a second, what does she mean with bad luck in my matches ... nevermind" Christina thought, as she answered.

Heh, well, you can't win them all.

"Gosh, I hope this two don't run their mouthes, in front of Kelly, she has me as her favorite wrestler... prolly because I sleep with her, but... anyways... hey where's Kelly?" Christina pondered, as she tried to give some conversation to the girls she just met

So Jessie, long time we didn't see each other, and thanks to introduce me to Jennifer, althought I don't have luck because of Sarah Well not that I blame my little sister on everything, just that in 2008 I was very unfocused in my wrestling career and more focused in my cooking career... hehe.

Christina giggled.

And what are you two doing here? You came to see Candice dance?

[bonecrusher]

Candice again blushed.

"Oh I am never going to live this night down."

Candice then quickly looked around for Kelly as she had gone to the bar to fetch another drink for her, Candice was too afraid that she'd get mobbed on her way there and she had asked Kelly if she would go and fetch her a nice big glass of beer.

"Kelly is getting me a beer."

[Jennifer Drew]

Nah, I didn't even know this place was here until Jessie brought me out for the show. Which I loved.... I don't know if I mentioned that.

I just really needed to unwind. tonight I mean needed to like you wouldn't believe and Miss Jessie's doing a hell of a job of getting me there.

I gave Jessie a little pat on the back. She'd like that.

That is if I was right and it was really a pat and not a chop. I had more important things to think about though as I had just now processed what Candice said.

Wait,Kelly's only bringing you one? Is that enough so that you can gloat about this in style? Seriously though, you could pretty much take your pick of any girl in this room. So come on and let me in on who the lucky lady is tonight.

[bonecrusher]

"Erm..."

Candice wasn't totally sure how to answer that, she ordered the beer only because it was to state that she was of heterosexual persuasion. A good idea had she been male but after that Candice surely could have drunk more than one beer. Candice wasn't a big drinker, meaning that she didn't drink that often but she could certainly handle her drink a lot better than most.

"I am not lesbian hence me having a beer, I don't want to send the wrong signal out now do I?"

Knuckles looked at Candice and frowned, before taking a glug of her beer. Jennifer had said pick of the ladies here she wanted Candice to pick her, and almost blurted out in that moment "I saw her first." she so wanted her and after that dance she was ready to defend her territory.

[The Dixon Sisters]

Christina giggled at all those mishaps, as Kelly arrived with some beers

And here are some beers.

Kelly handles Candice one and Christina another one

Kel, you know I don't like beer at all. I rather one of this

Christina shows Kelly her pink cocktail.

And what am I supposed to do with this beer?

Christina shrugs

Drink it?

You know I like beer even less

Christina then grabs the beer

Hey Jennifer do you want this beer? And Kel bring me another one of this pinkies.

I'm not your maid

Please love

Christina shows her million dollar smile, Kelly smiles and kisses her on the lips, while she goes to fetch another "pinkie"

[Jennifer Drew]

Awkward.

Sorry Candice, I just assumed what with you being here and with your performance and with every single person I've ever seen you with being a lesbian that you were... um, you know. God, I feel like an idiot now.

The sad thing was that was actually completely sincere, but I have no idea if I can pull off “sincere” any more. Let's pray for “cute sarcastic” over “mean sarcastic.”

Alright, is it liquor before beer or beer before liquor?

No wait, I think they're both bullshit.

Sure, I'll take it off your hands. But you've got to let me buy later.

[bonecrusher]

"Jennifer I wouldn't worry people often say that about me, been called a lot of things, as for me being here tonight I wouldn't if I hadn't been invited here. I know that a certain friend wishes that I'd come out or be a mince at least I would assume. I do have heterosexual friends too just they are scattered throughout the world."

Candice then took a glug of her beer and she cringed as she wasn't fond of the taste but it was to make a statement more than anything. Silly Candice should have just had a pinkie like Christina. Knuckles frowned at the obvious not liking the beer and the fact that Candice's idea was sending out the wrong signal. Knuckles grabbed the beer from her.

Knuckles: "Look drinking this is sending the wrong signal look at all the butch women in here, they are all drinking beer."

Candice didn't like being scolded like that, not that Knuckles words were harsh but her tone of voice made Candice feel bad. Knuckles could see she was upset, and now Knuckles rubbed Candice on the shoulder.

Knuckles: "I didn't mean to upset you, just you like pinkies better don't you?"

Candice nodded

"They taste a lot better and look nice."

[Jessie Blair]

I slowly scratch my forehead as I am listing to that what girls have to talk about. It appearnty goes about the subject that women who are drinking beer are showing the wrong signals to the lesbians around here. Quite strange … never thought that beer is the drink of gay women, but maybe I was wrong, maybe I am just telling myself that I am a lesbian and in reality it is not the chase … Oh damn it what stupid shit I am thinking about.

I shake my head and raise the glass of scotch to my mouth to take a slip from it. Bloody Hell I am from Scotland we drink scotch not beer.

“Didn’t know that beer is the it drink of lesbian.”

Shit good job Jessie, what a great sentence to impress the girls

[bonecrusher]

Knuckles looked at Jessie as she seemed to have misunderstood her or Knuckles misunderstood Jessie whatever it didn't really matter so much but Knuckles felt the need to explain again as to why Candice drinking a beer might have sent the wrong signal as if her being in the bar didn't already do that.

Knuckles: "I was trying to explain to Candice that drinking a beer makes her look like a butch, where as you notice the lipsticks drink cocktails and more typically feminine drinks."

There Knuckles had said it but then Candice grabbed her and shook her a little.

"Lighten up it's just a drink, I stupidly thought it sent the I'm not gay vibe like it does for guys."

Candice then dragged Knuckles away for a little dance, and the at first was a little awkward and certainly Candice's dancing was 'unique' for sure. After the awkwardness her stage performance then transferred to the dance floor, at least the dancing this time the clothes were still on.

"WOOOO, EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"

Knuckles then began to loosen up and the two appeared to be having a blast.

[Jessie Blair]

A smile appears on my face as I watch this two big girls dance. It took me some time to refocus myself back on the … ohm more embarrassing (for myself) part of the women who we talked with just a few seconds ago before Candice decides to go to the dance floor to show some moves. Christina is still there and the same goes for her girl. Quite a nice looking babe if I cam say it like this … of course nothing compared to Jennifer.

“If Candice wouldn’t claim she is straight I would say that two would be a nice couple.”

[Jennifer Drew]

Oh, the friend initiating your big awakening story. I know it well. But she seems like she's walking the old “straight and narrow” for the foreseeable future.

Ok, ok here it comes. I'd been silently working on this all night but Jessie set me up perfectly. First the feigned nervousness.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


I have plenty of straight friends.


I don't mind what anyone does in the privacy of their own home.


See what I did there? SOCIAL SATIRE, Jessie. Whooo!

Move over Jon Stewart. It's time to celebrate. I started moving over in the dance partners' direction as I looked over at Jessie.

You, me, dancefloor now!

[The Dixon Sisters]

It was dance time for Christina and Kelly too, Christina started singing the song to herself as she grabbed her girl and moved her to the dance floor

La la la I just can't get you out of my head la la la

Christina takes out her pink fan as she abandons an empty glass where her cocktail was and starts dancing with Kelly. Waving her fan while doing so

Can't get you out of my head

Boy it's more than a dare I think about

and while Kylie Minogue's hit song hits the dance floor, Christina and Kelly start dancing more closely. Christina turns her head as she talks to Candice

This is my favorite song

[bonecrusher]

Candice is still dancing with Knuckles and Jessie was right they did look like a couple, albeit a little awkward. Knuckles unsure where to put her hands to avoid that awkward moment. Candice heard Christina say it was her favorite song and she liked it too.

"I like it too"

Candice swung Knuckles around for a moment before bobbing and shaking her head to the music and enjoying herself to the song.

"La la la, la la la-la la, la la la, la la la-la la."