Post by "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway on Jan 18, 2009 17:53:12 GMT -5
the camera goes from Chris' feet to his sexy face, we can see Chris is in some locker room of the GCW tower, strangely Chris is dressed only with sexy glasses, a vest, a bowtie, pants and shoes. Chris looks pissed off though, as the camera focuses on his face, Chris removes his shades and starts talking.
On Tuesday night, December 23rd. Something happened to me that has never happened to me in my whole wrestling career. Hmph
I was beaten in less than one minute by one man that is Jack "Champ" Douglas. "Champ" I'll never forget what you did to me!
a picture is shown with "Champ" getting the pin on Chris.
But eeeeh, you see, I let that accident affect my life.
Chris is shown walking (or strutting more like it) downstairs to a dance hall.
See? I don't ooze that confidence that... I used to have
Chris is shown entering the dance hall, he is met with admiring cheers from the ladies, as Chris gets in the center of the party and looses his hair and throws his glasses away, the ladies cheer as Chris struts some more, behind him there is a banner that reads "Happy 16th Party" Some parents should never have children lolz
I am not that man, that I used to be.
some more struts as Chris is ready to show everything to the ladies.
I'M NOT "SIMPLY SEXY" CHRIS CALLOWAY ANYMORE BROTHER!!!!
YEEEEAH! Chris rips off his vest as he struts and dances to Robert Palmer's classic "Addicted to love" the ladies cheer because it's Chris Calloway, it ain't those white-bread Jonas Brothers neither those vampiric scumbags from Twilight, it was Chris Calloway, the sexiest man alive. Chris does pelvic thrusts with the ladies, as he gets many dolla dolla bills stuffed in his pants, which Chris rips off, spreading all the money he had earned on the floor (stupid!) Chris is wearing his wrestling trunks as he dances with the ladies, thrusting his pelvis onto them and tearing the house down. Chris removes his wrestling trunks aswell, revealing a sexy leopard patterned thong.
Rhett Titus!
Uh?
The ladies go wild and Chris goes wilder dancing erotically, letting ladies pat his chest, etcetera, etcetera... the camera cuts to Chris again in the locker room, pre-strip
I've been thinking and pondering what could I do to get myself back... And you know what, tonight is the night, where I prove my mission... where I find out if I have what it takes... to be the sexiest man alive! And Regina, this one is for you baby
Back to action, Chris is strutting and mounting ladies who cheer a lot for him Chris then struts his way to a lady who is seemingly not interested in him
Stuff the buff chica! I'm worth a million bucks!
I'm sorry but I'm too advanced for stuffing my money into your crotch, besides you are just materialism, you aren't love.
Oh really? Then tell your girlfriend I said yes! goth dumbass!
Chris places the underwear he was swinging onto the girl's face like if it was a wrestling mask as he pushes her head onto his swinging crotch repeatedly, the other girls cheer. Chris releases the girl from such a painful hold as he keeps strutting and looks at the camera
Chris Calloway has his swagger back babe!
Chris grabs an older woman, the mom of the birthday 16th girl who was celebrating her party in the GCW tower, and starts dancing sexily with her, the woman lets out some lustful giggles as Chris mounts her on his shoulder and keeps strutting. The camera cuts to Chris after the strip dance who is again in the locker room.
You know? Chris Calloway has his smile back on his face baby! 'Cause you know what? "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway, still has what it takes to make the ladies scream, cream and think about me in their dreams! But ladies, stop...
Chris gets his hand into the thong and removes several pennies which he shows to the camera
Putting damn Canadian pennies in my buff, what am I supposed to buy with this trash anyways?
Chris throws the pennies away, as he proceds to change his clothes. Chris now dressed as a civilizan walks downstairs, where he is met by the never satisfied ladies.
Well ladies, I hope you have a nice party and that you enjoyed my show, but now I gotta go.
NOOOOO! Buff the stuff!!! Where are you going? We want you!
Uh, but I have the car parked in double line, and therefor I ought to...
NOOOOOOO! Dance for us again please! Dance Dance Dance!
Chris gets sorrounded by ladies everywhere, and thinking about something to escape, he starts running away and manages to jump outside a window. Chris can hear the moan of dissapointment from all the ladies, but there's still a camera taping him, which Chris uses to cut another promo
Sheesh! Anyways, you see Jack "Gramps" Douglas? You take note? I got my swagger back, and if the ladies remain faithful to yours truly, there's nothing that can stop me, you are just the stool I will stand on, when I receive the gold, that only I can make look sexy!
Chris finishes his promo as he re-enters the building to be met by...
On Tuesday night, December 23rd. Something happened to me that has never happened to me in my whole wrestling career. Hmph
I was beaten in less than one minute by one man that is Jack "Champ" Douglas. "Champ" I'll never forget what you did to me!
a picture is shown with "Champ" getting the pin on Chris.
But eeeeh, you see, I let that accident affect my life.
Chris is shown walking (or strutting more like it) downstairs to a dance hall.
See? I don't ooze that confidence that... I used to have
Chris is shown entering the dance hall, he is met with admiring cheers from the ladies, as Chris gets in the center of the party and looses his hair and throws his glasses away, the ladies cheer as Chris struts some more, behind him there is a banner that reads "Happy 16th Party" Some parents should never have children lolz
I am not that man, that I used to be.
some more struts as Chris is ready to show everything to the ladies.
I'M NOT "SIMPLY SEXY" CHRIS CALLOWAY ANYMORE BROTHER!!!!
YEEEEAH! Chris rips off his vest as he struts and dances to Robert Palmer's classic "Addicted to love" the ladies cheer because it's Chris Calloway, it ain't those white-bread Jonas Brothers neither those vampiric scumbags from Twilight, it was Chris Calloway, the sexiest man alive. Chris does pelvic thrusts with the ladies, as he gets many dolla dolla bills stuffed in his pants, which Chris rips off, spreading all the money he had earned on the floor (stupid!) Chris is wearing his wrestling trunks as he dances with the ladies, thrusting his pelvis onto them and tearing the house down. Chris removes his wrestling trunks aswell, revealing a sexy leopard patterned thong.
Rhett Titus!
Uh?
The ladies go wild and Chris goes wilder dancing erotically, letting ladies pat his chest, etcetera, etcetera... the camera cuts to Chris again in the locker room, pre-strip
I've been thinking and pondering what could I do to get myself back... And you know what, tonight is the night, where I prove my mission... where I find out if I have what it takes... to be the sexiest man alive! And Regina, this one is for you baby
Back to action, Chris is strutting and mounting ladies who cheer a lot for him Chris then struts his way to a lady who is seemingly not interested in him
Stuff the buff chica! I'm worth a million bucks!
I'm sorry but I'm too advanced for stuffing my money into your crotch, besides you are just materialism, you aren't love.
Oh really? Then tell your girlfriend I said yes! goth dumbass!
Chris places the underwear he was swinging onto the girl's face like if it was a wrestling mask as he pushes her head onto his swinging crotch repeatedly, the other girls cheer. Chris releases the girl from such a painful hold as he keeps strutting and looks at the camera
Chris Calloway has his swagger back babe!
Chris grabs an older woman, the mom of the birthday 16th girl who was celebrating her party in the GCW tower, and starts dancing sexily with her, the woman lets out some lustful giggles as Chris mounts her on his shoulder and keeps strutting. The camera cuts to Chris after the strip dance who is again in the locker room.
You know? Chris Calloway has his smile back on his face baby! 'Cause you know what? "Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway, still has what it takes to make the ladies scream, cream and think about me in their dreams! But ladies, stop...
Chris gets his hand into the thong and removes several pennies which he shows to the camera
Putting damn Canadian pennies in my buff, what am I supposed to buy with this trash anyways?
Chris throws the pennies away, as he proceds to change his clothes. Chris now dressed as a civilizan walks downstairs, where he is met by the never satisfied ladies.
Well ladies, I hope you have a nice party and that you enjoyed my show, but now I gotta go.
NOOOOO! Buff the stuff!!! Where are you going? We want you!
Uh, but I have the car parked in double line, and therefor I ought to...
NOOOOOOO! Dance for us again please! Dance Dance Dance!
Chris gets sorrounded by ladies everywhere, and thinking about something to escape, he starts running away and manages to jump outside a window. Chris can hear the moan of dissapointment from all the ladies, but there's still a camera taping him, which Chris uses to cut another promo
Sheesh! Anyways, you see Jack "Gramps" Douglas? You take note? I got my swagger back, and if the ladies remain faithful to yours truly, there's nothing that can stop me, you are just the stool I will stand on, when I receive the gold, that only I can make look sexy!
Chris finishes his promo as he re-enters the building to be met by...