Damn Stairs!? [Anyone]

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Candice arrived to her room somebody had the bright idea of sticking her high up which she didn't like for two reasons. One the lift was occupied and Candice had to face her enemy... THE STAIRS!!! Two Candice would have to face a fear each time she looked out of the window. Which was fear of heights.

In a room you ask? Candice didn't believe that a thin sheet of glass would protect you from falling, and also you can see how far through it!!! She opened the door and was panting from the flight of stairs from hell, closing the door and leaning back against it she gasped.

"Damn stairs... I hate em."

Candice then staggered toward the bed and flopped on it face down and her muscles felt the relief of great pressure. Candice wasn't exactly unfit but most after climbing nearly 30 floors would feel the ache and be ready to turn in for the night. Not to mention Candice had an exciting night, she got to meet Uni-Man that was exciting spoiled by a guy in a metal suit though.

"Ah better."

Her words muffled by the fact she buried her face into the bed, then she turned over and moved so she was seated against the headboard. Next to her bed was a mini refrigerator, well not so mini but not full size. Leaning over she opened it to see what was inside it, Candice hadn't stayed in many rooms with it's own refrigerator. However it's contents were a little disappointing.

"Water? They expect me to just drink water? It's boring and has no taste."

Candice slammed it shut and folded her arms slightly peeved that the beverages weren't more varied and certainly it had no root beer, no Coca-Cola, no Dr Pepper none of her favorite drinks. Then she picked up the phone and decided that room service was needed and pronto.

"Room Service."

"Certainly, what will you be requiring tonight Ma'am?"

Ma'am Candice had never been called that she didn't know if it was offensive or not, after a brief moment she thought a hotel staff was unlikely to say that. Though normally she was called sir which was offensive.

"I have no drinks in my room only water, I'd like some brought up."

"Ma'am what drinks would you like?"

"Cokes, Root beers and some lemonades."

"Certainly is there anything else you'd like?"

Candice rubbed her stomach and in all that excitement she forgot about having dessert, that must have been a first for her. After her training plans Candice needed to keep her strength up... Yeah right that wasn't the real reason, Candice just loved her food, and everyone else's too

"Can I get some chocolate cake? ... ooh and some cookies sent to my room?"

"Certainly ma'am it should be with you shortly, thank you."

Candice put the phone down and as she did there was a knock at the door, Candice sighed before dragging herself off of the bed and slowly she staggered to the door. It had a peep hole to see who was there a good tool to avoid certain people, however Candice simply opened the door and looked...

[Michelle Tosso]

at Michelle Tosso who didn't waste any time to...be herself.

[glow=blue,2,300]HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY my name is like MICHELLE TOSSO and like...I BAKED YOU COOKIES HEHE.[/glow]

Michelle with her million dollar smile hands Candice the bag of cookies.

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Candice's eyes lit up as she saw the bag of cookies, surely for room service this was fast. Candice looked at the girl infront of her and she reminded her of someone but Candice just couldn't place it. The bag of cookies was a very nice gesture and had cheered Candice up, why? BECAUSE IT WAS FREAKIN' LARGE BAG OF COOKIES.

"Uhm? Thanks."

Candice was about to shut the door and munch on the cookies but it was a nice thing Michelle had done and Candice was in a good mood because of it. So she couldn't just shut the door in her face.

"You wanna come in and watch TV? I got unlimited cable."

Candice allowed Michelle in and closed the door before moving back to the bed and turning on the TV and began to flick channels with one hand and rip the bag with the other.

[The Dixon Sisters]

But Candice didn't shut the door completely as a very familiar face for Michelle burst into the scene. It was Christina Dixon, Michelle's arch-rival, Christina was wearing a (somewhat burnt) apron and she had raw cookie batter splattered all over her body, but those details were put into oblivion as she was carrying a huge plate with cookies, Christina's cookies were like the classic all american cookies, yet they had pink chocolate dips, (the West Hollywood touch) Christina had also baked some very original looking gingerbread men.



Christina quickly got in front of Candice and started speaking

Ehem... Well I was in my room baking some cookies... with no purpose whatsoever... and I thought: "Hey Christina, this are way too much cookies for you and Kelly, and remember that your girlfriend is a dumb Log Cabin Republican who voted for McCain, and who did nothing but shrug when stupid Proposition 8 unrecognized all same-sex marriages in California, prompting that if I ever wanna get on my knees and put a pink platinium ring around her finger I'll prolly have to get a stupid car and ride to stupid Massachussets so a stupid Boston bonehead can declare us wife and wife and we end up living in stupid Lowell, so we can read to our adopted child Heather Has Two Mommies while watching the stinking sunset and drinking stinking Massachussets wine! While some other Barbie & Ken with her mince girlfriend who'll probably be too busy tipping the velvet than to take care of my shubbery which we'll obviously forget because if you are going to another stupid state to get married you are gonna forget the damn shubbery!!!

Christina was getting fired up here, she was realizing she was making a scene and quickly settled down

Uh... well Candice, this cookies are for you, take them as a welcome, and why don't we have ourselves a little competition, yeah, you see, you won't have to do anything, eat cookies be the judge and decide which cookie tastes... better

Christina chuckled a stereotypical evil lesbian from films smile at Michelle as she left her plate on a table. Waiting to hear an answer, Christina wanted to truly beat Michelle in what would hurt her more.

Cookies.

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This reminded Candice of the time that she and Cal broke into a candy store as kids... and not the part where she broke the ventilation shaft... Cal swore that it would hold her weight. BUT NO!!! Cal made her a laughing stock with that story, the line "Candi having eaten just about everything in this store barely fit back in the ventilation shaft and wait for it... It collapsed under her." he used that to embarrass her over and over during her teen years.

This felt like the part when she was a kid in a candy store anticipating all of the tasty candy bars. Candice looked at all of the cookies surely too much for one woman? Then she licked her lips a sign that there wasn't too much for Candice Marissa Romero. Between Michelle and Christina's cookies Candice was in heaven.

"I'm dreaming right?"

Candice said before taking a bite out of a cookie then another and another, her taste buds on overload her addiction to sugar being fueled by both Michelle's and Christina's efforts. Candice was enjoying it so much that she forgot that even more was headed her way via room service.

"Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm"

Candice then stopped as Christina was staring at her, she didn't like being watched it reminded her of Cal. He'd get her to do strange things and just watch with his hand down his pants, Candice didn't wanna know what that hand was doing. Then Candice looked at Michelle, and she thought "OK, these are just watching me." Candice stared at them both like it was a western and fastest draw wins time...

[Michelle Tosso]

Michelle's face gets as red as the balloon on an Airheads wrapper as she uhhhhh....screams.

[glow=blue,2,300]I LIKE...DO NOT BELIEVE THAT YOU JUST DID THAT. WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS GO AND RUIN EVERYTHING I DO CHRISTINA? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?[/glow]

Oh dear...

[glow=blue,2,300]My cookies are better anyways like like like....[/glow]

Michelle laughs.

[glow=blue,2,300]Like...FUCK OFF BITCH...[/glow]

Michelle looks at Sarah.

[glow=blue,2,300]I mean BITCHES...[/glow]

[bonecrusher]

Whilst Michelle was flipping out Candice decided that the cookies would drown out the commotion. Candice began eating the cookies again she alternated between Michelle's and Christina's cookies. Crunch! Crunch! Candice was enjoying this 'taster' session.

"Mmmm. COOKIES."

Candice's mouth was beginning to feel dry, the cookie eating machine began to slow down. Only so many dry cookies a woman can eat, and Candice though not an ordinary woman a dry mouth stopped her too. Candice looked at Christina then Michelle before asking for cookies partner in crime.

"Got Milk?"

[The Dixon Sisters]

Christina could do nothing but smile seeing Michelle so mad, why do you think she had baked those cookies for? nothing but making Michelle mad, and she was pretty succesful. But suddenly a request from the consumer, interrupted her pleasure.

Milk? No, I have no milk here, although I can...

Christina takes out her cellphone and rings Sarah

Yes? What do you want Christina?

Sarah, bring some milk here.

Milk? What for? don't you do filthy stuff with whipped cream?

It's not for doing filthy stuff you sicko, it's because Candice wants some milk

Candice? Oh God, you are cheating on Kelly aren't you? Typical homosexual, you can't keep a relationship no matter what.

Whatever, bring me milk! You are just a few doors away from here.

Ok, but you owe me one sis

Soon Sarah appears with a carton of milk, she sees Candice wolfing down cookies and then sees Christina and Michelle

So that's why you wanted the milk for? Is that what I am to you Christina? The one who brings the milk, so this benemoth can eat more and more cookies? I am just a milk-bringer to you sis? I am so offended!! I am worth more!

Christina snatches the carton away from Sarah's hands

Shush! Give me the milk and shut up!

Hey! Don't you mistreat me, you dyke!

Dyke? Who are you calling dyke!? I'll wash your mouth with soap bitch!

The Dixons prepare to brawl again, but soon Christina stops.

Let's not ruin this now, I am in a cookie competition, which I'll obviously win, because there are no better cookies than the West Hollywood ones, ain't I right Candice?

Christina waits for a reply

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Candice frowns as she didn't seem to like mini Christina's attitude, big Christina was nice she brought cookies and yeah they were good ones. Michelle's were good too it was hard for her to judge between them, Candice didn't want to make her decision until they were safely tucked away in her stomach.

"Mmmm, this is good milk."

Candice then chugged the rest of the carton down and was ready again to continue playing cookie monster and wondered if the entertainment was going to start again. Candice chomped down on the cookies and she soon got to the last one. Now she was looking at Christina's gingerbread men.

"Ooh. I don't feel so good."

Candice clutched her stomach before charging past Christina and Sarah pushing them both aside, her destination? The bathroom. Then the girls in the other room can only hear the sound of Candice throwing up all she had just ate. After ten minutes Candice emerged from the bathroom her face wet and looking a lot paler than usual.

"I think I blocked it."

Candice sat on her bed again holding her stomach, she glanced at the gingerbread men as tempted as she was her body was never going to allow it so she pushes them away.