Michelle Tosso
GCW Debutante
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
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Post by Michelle Tosso on Jan 7, 2009 23:38:24 GMT -5
Michelle is seen walking down the calm yet cold streets of Chi Town. She is heading to a local Gym called Average Joe's Gym. She was told it was a nice place to be if you don't mind getting hit by a Dodge Ball a time or two. She makes it to the door and opens it, she walks in and immediately heads for a treadmill. All of the sudden someone recognizes her...
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The Dixon Sisters
GCW Debutante
Christina and Sarah
Christina Dixon & Sarah Dixon... who said that loving each other was mandatory?
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Post by The Dixon Sisters on Jan 8, 2009 8:49:33 GMT -5
It was another day for both members of the femenine Dixon side, who were spending their time in Average Joe's training for the upcoming season.... And I'm telling you Sarah, in West Hollywood the gyms are much better, there's mirrors everywhere, even in the showers And they are clean! Unlike here, were they have all greasy edges, and in West Hollywood, they are all clean and spotless, besides I don't trust the owner, he's dating a bisexual girl and we all know that minces are so prone to stab you on the back Oh yeah Christina, we can all say that you are such an example of chastity and morality Both sisters frown at each other as Christina recognizes a familiar faceThat cookie freak?Who?Some moron who bugged me last year, a pretty weird girl I must say, who got the best of me a few times, but I managed to kick her ass, and make crumbs outta her cookies, hehe.Typical Christina, you always need second chances to get the job done, unlike yours truly, Sarah Dixon who with just one match, gets the pin, gets the victory and gets the fans! It's true you get the pin, because from our tag team... YOU ARE ALWAYS THE ONE GETTING PINNED!And you are always the one that's late to make the save! As a Captain of our team I must count on you to do the right work, if you fail, then don't blame me!So that time, where you hit your finisher twice and instead of going for the cover, you spent a lot of time taunting giving the opponent time enough to recover and roll you up for the 1-2-3, was that my fault?!AbsolutelyThat was a singles match you idiot!!!Well you could have made a run-in!!! Instead of spending time with that hoochie you call Kelly. You were wrestling in Seattle and I was in West Hollywood!West Hollywood, Washington?West Hollywood, California!!!You use that excuse so much! Whatever... let's mess with the cookie freak.Said that, both sisters plant in front of Michelle. The 6'1" Christina shadows her, as Christina who always liked bullying a bit, mockingly salutes Michelle.Hi cookie freak, remember me?Sarah immediatly addsI'm her much better sister and whatever Christina does I can do it better, and if she needed several matches to settle the score with you, I'll just need one to study, beat and humiliate you.Sarah arrogantly looks at Michelle. Like always Sarah's arrogance was talking.
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Michelle Tosso
GCW Debutante
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
Posts: 76
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Post by Michelle Tosso on Jan 8, 2009 11:04:36 GMT -5
Tosso looks to see her arch Rival Christina Dixon and...some new girl that doesn't seem, to like her any more then Christina does.
[glow=blue,2,300]HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHRISTINA, like LONG TIME NO SEE DOOOO HUH?[/glow]
The sisters don't know what to think of her northern slangy like girly talk.
[glow=blue,2,300]Like..I had NOOOOOOOOOOO idea that you used the SAME Gym that I do hehe. Why are you here? To like harass me? Didn't we do enough of that like...last year or something? Hell, you like..have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hearty at all hehe and destroyed ALLLLLLLLLLLLL OF MYYYYYYYYYYY cookies. Your like...the worlds most heartless bitch or something...[/glow]
Michelle drops her bags.
[glow=blue,2,300]Well, if you will excuse me I need to do some running.[/glow]
Tosso turns to turn on the Treadmill, then turns and smiles as she gets on and starts to run. Meanwhile the sisters...
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The Dixon Sisters
GCW Debutante
Christina and Sarah
Christina Dixon & Sarah Dixon... who said that loving each other was mandatory?
Posts: 79
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Post by The Dixon Sisters on Jan 8, 2009 18:47:26 GMT -5
Christina didn't like Tosso, and she didn't like seeing Michelle not be stricken with fright after seeing the much taller Dixon.
So running with the treadmill uh? Well Michelle, let's remember her who is one of the tallest Debutantes in GCW, me, standing at 6'1" And let's remember too who is one of the best athletes pound for pound, me! So in spite I already proved myself to be better than you in any field, specially cookie baking
That time you baked cookies they were so horrible not even Fido wanted to eat them.
That stupid dog has never had any taste!
Christina jumps on the treadmill next to Michelle and starts running
This is for sissies! I can run faster than you cookie freak!
And so Christina turns the treadmill into the max velocity, she does quite well for a few seconds since Christina being the smoker (just of weed, Christina hates cigarettes, quite ironic?) she is, and hell Christmas dinners and lunches got her a few pounds, starts coughing, and soon she stops the treadmill trying to catch her breath
Arf... Arf.... Arf.... I... Arf.... can't... breath...
Sarah slaps her forehead in desperation
Christina! That was so lame and made you lose more credibility than that time you sang Straight Up putting up the worst Paula Abdul impersonation I've ever seen!!!
After a Family Guy-esque cutaway gag where we see how ridicolous Christina was, we see Sarah on the same treadmill.
Prepare to meet the female Hussain Bolt, sister. I am gonna teach this cookie freak that what runs in the Dixons' veins isn't the Rainbow Flag, it's pure passion!
And with all being said, Sarah starts running on the treadmill, at the same velocity Christina was, and she does make a difference since she falls flat on her face after three seconds of running. The treadmill throws the fallen Sarah onto Christina, making both sisters join the concrete, a gym instructor goes to help Sarah but Sarah stands up and slaps away the hand of the gym instructor
I didn't fall, I was just resting! Come on Christina let's leave this gym, they grope you whenever they see you laying on a running treadmill!
Sarah gloats but she doesn't really look where she's putting her feet on, as she's too busy pretending than paying attention, Sarah steps on the running treadmill, and is again thrown onto Christina.
Get off me, you lameass!!!
What did you do to that treadmill you dyke? You broke it, that's why I fell!!!
Dyke?!? Who are you calling dyke!?!?
Oh you wanna brawl? You wanna show me some fisticuffs? I have a better win/lose ratio than you Christina!
Sarah the matches you were in, were booked by dad in our wrestling school!
And I won them!
We ALL won them! Even Chet won them!
Are you comparing me to Chet?!?!
Oh God no Sarah, you are a horrible bitch, but I'd never compare you to that nuisance no-good pacman freak jobber of a brother we have, why couldn't he be more like Ash?
Do I need to remember you that Ash is a social dork that becomes a human pool of sweat whenever a lady aproaches him? Besides he has the same gimmick than a stone, he's just there, you can't love him nor hate him ;D
Both Dixons laugh and embrace in a familiar hug
Chrissy ain't we too stupid to start brawling, we should admit we love each other instead of always quarreling
Yes Sarah, you are the sister I never had.
And you are the lesbian I never thought I'd be a friend of.
But both sisters realize that everyone in the whole gym is looking at them, Christina and Sarah soon split the hug and revert to their previous attitudes, but an already sharp-tongued Michelle who had just stopped because she was laughing so much at the sisters' antics had something to say...
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Michelle Tosso
GCW Debutante
Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway.
Posts: 76
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Post by Michelle Tosso on Jan 8, 2009 19:16:13 GMT -5
Michelle can barely stand after laughing her ass off so hard for the first time in awhile. Them Grandma Cookies that were mixed with Keebler Cookies may come back up if you know what I mean.
[glow=blue,2,300]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...OH........OH MY LIKE.....You two are like ABSOLUTLEY....WEIRD HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.[/glow]
Michelle just keeps laughing until she finally calms down a bit.
[glow=blue,2,300]Chet like wasn't lying when he told me that you two are like...Pee Pee and poopyidy doo when he said you fight to see who would come out first if possible hehe.[/glow]
WOW...
[glow=blue,2,300]What is like...yalls purpose in life anyways besides beating the hehe, COOKIES out of each others behind hehe?[/glow]
Michelle waits for a response, but its not going to be about that last question lol. I can guarantee that...
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The Dixon Sisters
GCW Debutante
Christina and Sarah
Christina Dixon & Sarah Dixon... who said that loving each other was mandatory?
Posts: 79
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Post by The Dixon Sisters on Jan 11, 2009 14:48:23 GMT -5
Christina didn't like what was happening and she was quick to point at MichelleListen cookie freak, don't think for one second that I have come here to make a fool out of myself and make you laugh! This is serious business and I am a serious woman!Are you laughing at me? At Sarah Dixon?! Oh girl you just screwed up big time! From now on, forget about Christina and think more about me! I am gonna crumb your cookies and melt the chocolate dips! I'm gonna be worse than salmonella in your raw cookie batter! It's a gurantee! I am Sarah Dixon known to obliterate my enemies and...And my patience! Shut up Sarah! Let the big sister deal with it, ok?Last time I let you deal with it you became a preliminary wrestler for this company! So no, Christina I ain't gonna let you deal with this, our pride is on the line, and we must be this joke, besides I don't want that your bad record somehow taints mineI doubt you'd do anything for anyone Sarah Anyways cookie freak, you might have embarrassed us here, but we'll get the last laugh. We'll be like the cookie monster on you girly, hide your cookies because I'm hungry!Christina, that's the lamest catchphrase you've ever debuted. And can you come with anything better, Sarah? I can, the crown jewel of the Dixon clan, the brand new hope of professional wrestling, the queen and duchess of new and old school, can do everything, lady, bake your next cookies with all the love and care you have ever given to pastry products, because once I am done with you, you'll be lucky to be able to lick a chocolate dip!Hey you are right, that's a good one!Of course I am, what were you expecting? I'm a second generation wrestler, I shook the world, I've got to be the greatest I am a second generation wrestler too Let's not argue again, cookie freak, consider yourself advised, sister let's leave this place, these people are staring at me like if I was some kind of freak or something.Yeah, let's leave, this place is so ugly, come on Sarah I'll take you to a better gym...Not a gay one!Christina moans as both sisters attempt to leave
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