So This is Chicago... (Anyone)

[Corona]

Uni-Man smiles again at the young lady, her ever growing enthusiasm. He lets out a laugh and answers.

Me and my young sidekick are on vacation. He went home to see his family back in Ohio. While I made the choice to come here to Chicago. I had heard great things about the city and wanted to check it out.

He smiled again hopefully this answered the lady's question.

[mg]

Keep it gangsta? Yo Melissa you wanna fuck me. You must want something from me if you jumped out of your normal day just to talk shit. Come on man-lady. We can go right now?

MG finshes his food and whips his mouth with a napkin. MG saw Uni-Man already but the fact that it's a gay looking super hero, gangmember,lesbein, and a fat chick eating everything hit him. He looks at Uni-Man

Only in wrestling huh?

[Corona]

Uni-Man could hardly believe. Such disrespect coming out of that young man's mouth and towards a woman no less. It was just completely unsettling.

Such complete and total disrespect to a fine woman like this is uncalled for.

Uni-Man bent down a little and hit one of his fist down on the table. He stood back upright and looked at MG.

You sir owe this woman an apology.

He stood there still with his fist still set on his hips now burning a hole right through MG.

[bonecrusher]

Candice stood back she had seen Uni-Man in action before, and MG looked big enough to do damage. Candice wasn't in the mood to fight, and on a full stomach it was probably a good thing that she wasn't one punch to the stomach and all that great food would be seen by the world again and Candice would probably be hungry again and she hated being hungry...

Candice stood near Melissa and simply watched waiting for the two men to collide...

[mg]

I'm full, I'm high, and I just left a BIG PPV no less then four days before from some where else. We can go outside and I will happly

Pulls up his shirt to revile his gun and wispers.

Shoot you

Stops wispering

Now we can finsh this with you not even debuting in GCW or you turn around and go to the gay parade down the street. No Homo

[Corona]

Uni-Man let out a hearty laugh before he addressed MG's little threat.

Debuting in GCW? As I've stated before I'm on vacation here. I had no intentions of joining the ranks of that Federation.

He lets out another laugh and continues.

And even if I was I'm sure the higher ups would enjoy knowing that one of their very own wrestlers acting the way you are now. Insulting would be members of the roster. Insulting possible fans of the Federation. Threatening and endangering people in public by bring a gun into a public place.... Boy oh boy it doesn't like good for your job security at the moment. It's almost like that whole Plaxico Burress thing all over again. Minus the whole shooting yourself in the leg... And even if we did "take it outside," there would be plenty of eye witnesses that would point you out in a court of law. And I'm sure there are a few video cameras in here too.

Looks around the dinning hall to back up his camera theory, and sure enough there were a few. Two of them fixed right on the group of four as this is going on. Uni-Man waves at it and then turns back to MG.

I have faith in my fellow man sir. So I'm giving you the choice... Leave the hotel grounds so nobody, probably you gets hurt. Or the police will be called and they will remove you from the building in handcuffs.

[mg]

You must not know how much power I have. I don't even want to explain man. I was gonna spark you if you tried some stupid shit. When you got in my face you offended me. Now if you touch me you'll die right now and I don't care if the camera see me I can pop you right in front of police. I own Chicago. I let people get by. Now if you call the police, even thought I can kill you still I wait untill later catch you at one of your homo parties and finsh you striaght and it wouldn't even be me. Please I don't even have to shoot you right now. I got eyes all over.

MG relaxes

[Corona]

Uni-Man let out another laugh after MG's little speech of how he owns Chicago. After his laugh he had to fix his towel again because it was about to fall.

Ha ha now that was a good one my poorly misguided friend. I highly doubt that some lowly thug with a small pop gun controls a city as large as this. That and I highly doubt that you have much of any friends for that matter.

He let out one more laugh and was joined in by some of the fine people at the hotel restaurant. As soon as those who were all laughing had come to a rest, a hotel stuff member walked in with Uni-Man's things. She quickly made her way to the table where the group was around and spoke up.

Umm... Excuse me sir I think these belong to you...

Uni-Man turned to see the young lady and what she was trying to give him.

Ah my clothes. Ha ha I was almost getting use to having this thing on.

He points down to the towel and she young lady blushed as she handed him his things. He placed the stack of clothes on the table and pulled the clean pair of briefs from it. He slide them on under his towel and then grabbed for his iconic pink kilt.

Hello dear friend, you've have served me well over the years.

He grabbed onto one of the ends of his towel and tugged on it. And as quickly as the towel started to come off he flicked his wrist and spun the kilt. It wrapped around his waist as the towel hit the floor, and he fastened his kilt.

AH Much better...

[RoboCop]

CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK

"WTF is going on here, first the fat chick, the gangsta, then the butch chick, then the guy in pink now holy crap what is Chicago coming to?"

CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK

Then enter the ultimate Law Enforcement machine... and he was in arrest mode. After cleaning up Detroit he was assign to the Windy City. Walking through the dining room as people watched as the law enforcer took each step drawing closer to the people. A brief moment whilst he assessed the situation and just who was armed.

Thermo-vision finding the gun For the Win, thermo-vision seeing all of MG For the loss.

This is what Robo sees as he approaches the disturbance.

Subject: MG...

Arrest Mode. _

The leg that holds his gun opens and Robo pulls his gun out and targets MG

"Drop the gun you are under arrest"

- Was this all a stunt or was it real? -

[mg]

What the fuck! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh shit. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Man man ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ah ha ha This mutha fucka ha ha ha!














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Hell No! Get the fuck out of ma face maaaaaaaaaaaan!!! You dumb people!! Man this shit sucks. I came to eat after ma muchies. Bash a couple of selfestems and go the fuck back to my room. No! I get aproached by a lesbian and a gay super hero!!! Now this!!! This!!!

[theone]

And just after the Robocop has spoken out his warning to the man known as „Tha MG“ another new face arrived at the scene. Well not exactly a new face as exactly this was hidden under a lucha libe wrestling mask. T1 enters the place and walks slowly around to find a place to sit down and wait for her younger sister, as well to get some food. She walks around, looking for a free spot as she notice Robocop? Hey eyes open widely and you would be able to see how her eyes get bigger if she wouldn’t wear white contact lenses. T1 slowly gets closer, walk up behind Robocop and jumps up and down to get a quick peak over his shoulders to see what is going on and there it happen … she saw another unnatural thing going on.

“Oh my gawd … its Big Foot.”

T1 nearly shouts out loud the name in a volume that you could hear it in the whole complex. She points with her finger at MG and continues to scream.

“He exist … Big Foot exist … I always new it.”

[bonecrusher]

Candice looked at what her dinner had decended into, sure Uni-Man being there made it fun and she enjoyed seeing him almost naked and him changing his kilt wasn't quick enough. Uni-Man? Oh yes from that sight he was vary manly. Candice looked at MG and the tinman staring at each other, RoboCop? How lame. An old movie and there was no way that even Candice was going to believe that he was real.

"RoboDork... If he were real MG would be dead right now."

Candice muttered as she contemplated turning in for the night or going to her room order some room service then take a long bath and think of Uni-Man and the part of him most didn't see. Candice smiled before approaching Uni-Man and gently stroking his pink mo hawk, and giggling.

"Always wanted to do that hehe."

Candice smiled at him before walking away presumably heading for her room...

[mg]

I'm going to my room man, ya killing me with this bullcrap. I'm out!

MG goes to his room