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Post by bonecrusher on Jan 7, 2009 8:20:09 GMT -5
Candice stepped out of the cab and outside a tall apartment building, this was to be her new home for the time being. Candice wasn't exactly impressed with the apartment her agent had gotten her.
"So crappy... IT'S FALLING APART!!!"
Candice looked back as she heard a suitcase dropping near to her and then the sound of a man wheezing as the driver had just struggled to carry the case a few steps to where Candice was standing.
"Hey lady, how about a tip?"
Candice like many things misinterpreted this request
"Yeah it sure is a dump..."
"Lousy customers you give them a good ride, good conversation, help them with there luggage and still no tip. How's a guy supposed to make a living?"
Candice wasn't really paying much attention to the taxi driver she was just upset that she seemed to have been placed in a slum. Probably full of crack addicts, hobos and thieving junkies. Sure Candice was big, Candice was tough but dammit even she deserved a better place to live than this. Candice quickly turned to the taxi driver.
"Do you know of a hotel around here?"
The cab driver sighed before mumbling
"Yeah I know one."
Candice smiled before grabbing her suitcase and heading back to the cab
"Good... You can take me there."
"Sure."
The driver was a little surprised at how easy Candice lifted the suitcase, after all he had just struggled with it and there she was holding it like it was merely an overnight bag. He followed her and then got back into the cab. The driver took her to a nice hotel not too expensive it wasn't too famous and he figured she wasn't exactly a people person... Oh he was so wrong, like many he misunderstood the angry young woman. Candice paid him on arrival with tip, as the hotel looked really nice.
"Now this is more like it."
Candice got out the cab and retrieved her suitcase before marching toward the reception of the hotel. Finally she saw a place to rest after traveling, the receptionist smiled as she approached.
"Can I get a room for a few nights?"
The receptionist's smile faded as Candice's booming voice intimidated her a little, she then looked on the computer for vacant rooms.
"Single?"
Candice thought for a moment, single was probably too small for her liking.
"Double?"
The receptionist checked for a vacant double room, and she soon found one and was about to take Candice's credit card details so she could check her in.
"Do you have a restaurant been traveling all day and food wasn't up to much. So I'm starving."
The receptionist briefly smiled before responding.
"We certainly do, we can have your luggage taken up to your room whilst you dine. However I need to take some credit card details."
Candice reached into her bag for her credit card, she pulled it out and handed it to the receptionist, who swiped it and did all of the necessary stuff before handing it back.
"Everything seems to be in order. I'll arrange for your luggage to be taken to your room and here is your room key, also I'll escort you to the restaurant. Just a warning our restaurant is open to the people as is our bar, just present your room key and all charges will be placed on your bill. I hope you enjoy your stay Miss Romero."
Candice smiled as the receptionist was being so nice to her, it felt good and was something she wasn't really used to.
"Thank you"
The receptionist escorted Candice through to the restaurant and it was really busy. Candice frowned as it looked like she'd have to wait a little longer to get something to eat, her stomach grumbling was beginning to drive her mad. Candice decided to go wait at the bar, she sat toward the end with vacant stools either side and ordered herself a coca-cola. Candice rarely drunk alcohol.
"Mmm... Chilled to perfection"
Candice sat there with her tummy grumbling waiting to be seated in the dining area or for somebody to join her...
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Post by mg on Jan 7, 2009 10:34:19 GMT -5
MG walks in with a hunger like no other. He had the munchies!! He need to satisfy his hunger and quick. He walks down the stairs of the hotel he was staying at and ran to the resturant they had. He walks in and spots a big lady about to eat. He thought to himself "She looks like she about to clean the store out I might aswell take some" He walks over and sits down in the chair face to face with the lady and asks.
What were having today?
MG bangs on the glass with his fork to catch the attention of the waiters. Everybody looked at MG with awe because of his rude behavior.
A waiter!!
The waiter comes over
The fuck ya looking at? I need some BBQ chicken, some baked mac and cheese, biscuts, gravy, grits with cheese, and a big cup of a Uptown Drink. Thanks.
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Post by bonecrusher on Jan 7, 2009 11:45:44 GMT -5
Candice's eyes slowly rose from her plate to look at the man who had sat at her table uninvited, continuing to chew the piece of steak in her mouth her eyes stared at MG. Before speaking she swallowed it.
"Steak and the chicken."
Candice replies before cutting a piece of chicken, yes Candice ate a lot but for someone like her it wasn't unheard of. Two plates of food was probably a little modest for her, and she certainly planned to order a little more after finishing these plates as the food here was very good.
"Two things that have me curious... One why did you sit with me? and Two why did you ask the waiter what the fuck he was looking at, then order food followed by a thanks? If I were being rude to a waiter I'd leave the thanks part out, of course he'll probably spit in your food now. Just saying."
Candice wasn't trying to belittle MG just sometimes she didn't understand people being rude then using manners afterward. Candice smiled at the waiter again and decided that another steak would be perfect.
"Please may I have another steak."
The waiter simply nodded and smiled.
"Oh and separate bills unless... Sorry what is your name?"
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Post by Melissa Armstrong on Jan 7, 2009 20:07:59 GMT -5
Putting her cigarette out in the ash try at her table, Melissa looks over to where Candice was sitting and sees that MG was most likely bothering her....he bothered any woman with two legs he came in contact with. Judging from the looks of the girl he was bothering, she wasn't exactly a people person. Taking a long gulp of the Guinness Extra Stout she was drinking, Melissa pipes up and laughs at MG.
" And if he does spit in your food you wholly deserve it. I thought everyone with an IQ above 3 knew not to be rude to the people who handle your food...but apparently MG your IQ is much below 3. "
Taking another deep draught of her stout, Melissa looks over to Candice and introduces herself hoping she wasn't interrupting her.
Name's Melissa, and if MG there is bothering you, feel free to bash his skull in...the rest of humanity would be thankful... |
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Post by mg on Jan 7, 2009 23:38:41 GMT -5
I said that to all the others not the waiter. I'm sitting with you because the seat was open and I got the munchies. My name is MG.
MG looks at Melissa Armstrong
Shut the fuck up you lesbanic bitch. You don't even know me so back up and go buy yourself a strap on so you can play pretend with a gay nigga!!
The waiter brings the steak for Candice and MG's food. MG wispers in the waiters ear
The foods on the lesbian chick with the cigert and the beer ok.
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Post by Melissa Armstrong on Jan 8, 2009 1:23:56 GMT -5
As hard as he was trying to insult or piss her off, it wasn't working. She had heard plenty worse from fans over the time she had been wrestling...and at least they could insult her properly.
" Is that supposed to make me run off crying? Please...you're about as tough and menacing as a newborn kitten. By the way, I'm not into screwing dudes in the ass...but if you are I don't hold that against you...it's just everything else about you I can't stand. " |
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Post by bonecrusher on Jan 8, 2009 9:42:55 GMT -5
Candice didn't expect to see a show with her dinner, and she didn't quite buy the line there was only a seat at Candice's table. After all Melissa too was sitting alone, but Candice figured maybe the two were old friends. She looked down at the second steak, and she sighed as this one seemed a little smaller.
"Just my luck."
Maybe MG's rudeness may not have been toward the waiter but Candice believed it had upset the waiter enough to have her sent a smaller steak. Candice frowned as it was another one of those subtle insults at her size, the ones that made her look stupid if she made a big deal out of it.
"Next time alone."
Candice glanced over to Melissa who was trying to help but the friction between her and MG was getting rather stupid and if Candice wasn't looking at a nicely decorated room she could swore that she'd be in one of those TV Hick bars where you either fight or get laid.
"..."
Candice didn't like the attention the heated words was drawing to them.
"OK, now you two seem to have some kind of history. Personally I don't care for sexual slurs, lesbian or gay it doesn't matter to me. At the moment I am trying to eat. Please I have had a long day and am a little grouchy."
Candice then cut a chunk off her second piece of steak, put it in her mouth and chewed vigorously her nostrils flaring and the faint sound of her breath as she ate.
"My first day in Chicago sure I wanted to meet new people but not like this..."
When stressed Candice would eat and anything on the table would be considered up for grabs, as Candice dipped her spoon in the Mac and cheese of MG's. It's smell was too irresistable to her she just had to try it.
"Mmm that is good mac and cheese."
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Post by mg on Jan 8, 2009 10:12:50 GMT -5
MG looked at Melissa smiling
Why do everybody try to switch up the insult instead of coming back with another. You suck. Not I mean lick. I haven't even spoken a word to you before and you are ready to jump on my dick as if you wanted it so bad. I'm MG, lesbo get it right!!
MG turns around to see a chunk of Mac and cheese gone.
What the hell!!
He looked on as Candice licked the cheese off her lips.
You obeast bitch. Why!? You got food man.
MG starts to eat his food uses his arm to cover his plate as he eats like a savage and with a full mouth he looks to Melissa
Thanks man lady the food is good!
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Post by bonecrusher on Jan 8, 2009 10:45:55 GMT -5
Candice frowned at MG she knew that he had just insulted her for taking just a little of his Mac and Cheese... OK maybe a quarter but if he was a gentleman he wouldn't have minded. Candice then thought about the insult... OBEAST!? What is OBEAST!? Candice figured it was maybe slang for...
"..."
That awful... that hurtful... A word so small yet brought so much pain... F. A. T. FAT the 3 letter word that brought out the beast... Not this time Candice didn't want to spend her first night in Chicago in the "Grey bar" hotel.
"I didn't have any Mac and Cheese"
Candice banged the table not as hard as she could have but she had one line for MG.
"I'M NOT FAT!!! I'M JUST BIG BONED!!!"
In Candice's mind that statement was the perfect truth she wasn't fat, but she was big. Big and strong. Candice leaned back and folded her arms as thanks to her shouting the dining area was now quiet and everyone was looking over in there direction.
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Post by Corona on Jan 8, 2009 14:12:17 GMT -5
It would have seemed like just a normal day in The Windy City. But little did the people know that a great hero was among them walking the streets. A man by the name of Jared Keller had been in town for only a few days. He was taking a break from his job in japan where he worked under the name Uni-Man. Japan's favorite Super Hero and Ladies Man. He has been staying at a local hotel spending most of his time at its spa. Getting massages, using the steam room, sea weed wraps... It's a tough job being a Super Hero and looking your best. This break was surely needed. Huh?... He was enjoying a massage from a young lady who works for the hotel when something caught his attention.
What's wrong Mr. Keller?
I felt a disturbance in the Force, as if a young lady is under duress here in the hotel. I fear something terrible is about to happen. Not soon after he said that he hopped off the table and wrapped his towel around himself. Not wasting anymore time he swings open the door and bolts out of the room. The young massage worker pops her head out the door and calls out. Mr. Keller?... What about your clothes?... Moments later he made it to where his hero sense was leading him to. The hotel's dinning area. He quickly looked around the room in search of the young woman he was there to help. His eyes locked-on to Candice who pretty much had the attention of the whole dinning hall drawn to her. He tighten his towel and calmly walked to the table where the group of three were. Good day citizens, what seems to be the trouble here? He says as he places his fists on his hips and smiles as a faint sparkle shines out his teeth. What a sight to see a grown man with a pink mohawk in the middle of a dinning hall in a towel. |
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Post by Melissa Armstrong on Jan 8, 2009 14:30:19 GMT -5
Melissa knew the hurt being called fat could cause, she used to be a little on the heavy side when she was a teenager. Shaking her head, Mel looks over to the guy in the towel...until right now...she forgot that all sorts of freaks seemed to appear in a town that had a major wrestling organization in it. Laughing at the situation, Melissa takes another long draught of her stout and empties the glass.
" I just try to keep 'Gangster' boy there from bugging the lady and all this happens...just my luck. "
Looking at the guy in the towel, Melissa sarcastically asks him.
" You supposed to be some sort of superhero? Almost nude man? " |
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Post by Corona on Jan 8, 2009 14:58:31 GMT -5
Wha?... Me a Superhero?... No no... I'm just an average guy that does average things... He does a little shifty eye look around. He almost forgot that he was on vacation from being a hero. Hopefully that was enough to cover his backside from any other line of questioning about being a superhero. Speaking of backsides something Melissa Armstrong had said had finally set in. He looked down to see the he was indeed almost nude. In his rush to get here he forgot to grab his things. A little red in the face he laughed it off. Indeed you would be right, I am a little on the light side when it comes to clothes at the moment. I do apologize ma'am. He nods his head to Melissa showing that he meant no offense. He then turns to look at MG who was still hovering over his plate like a mad dog with a bone. So you must be the 'Gangster' boy that the lady with the hearty appetite for alcohol was talking about? |
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Post by bonecrusher on Jan 8, 2009 15:05:10 GMT -5
Candice had spent some time in Japan and she recognized the man who was now the center of attention. Though Candice never wrestled in Japan it was just easier for her trainer that she lived there. So when not training Candice took in the culture as well as the food of Japan and wrestling was a big part of the culture. The man before her brought out the inner child that wasn't so inner but the word exploded from her mouth.
"UNI-MAN!!!"
Candice had become a fan of his so much so that sometimes she forgot that he was just and average guy.
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Post by Corona on Jan 8, 2009 15:25:44 GMT -5
And just like that his cover was blown. The cat was out of the bag. The jig was now indeed up, and he couldn't hide who he was any longer. He looked at the young woman who had blasted out his name. He placed his closed fists on his hips and pushed out his chest. Why yes it is indeed me, Uni-Man. You managed to see past my airtight disguise. HA HA! Airtight disguise? He was a man with a pink mohawk and in a towel talking like he's Superman. Someone was bound to figure it out sooner or later. |
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Post by bonecrusher on Jan 8, 2009 15:46:29 GMT -5
Candice walks closer to Uni-Man and looks around for him.
"Where is he?"
Uni-Man who isn't fully in character looks a little confused as Candice is looking for somebody and he should know but he doesn't know who exactly. Candice stops and looks Uni-Man in the eye, her nostrils flaring as she thought they never seperated... NEVER.
"Where is Sid. E. Kick?"
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