The Snitch Unit: The Movie (Promo)

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The screens of every television in the GCW Tower goes fuzzy. You've seen this happen before elsewhere. Don't be so surprised. This is nothing new for most of you. If you are new, welcome. You're in for a treat. Then, the fuzzy static turns to a black screen. The sound of a voice begins to speak as an image shows up on the screen.

Narrator: "The following film was brought to you by the creators of Stuck On You 2: The Musical and How Clowny Got His Funny Back...."



The voice continues on as an apparent movie trailer was about to play on the screens for ya folks.

Narrator: "Brings you something new. Something epic. Something... scary..."


Kid: "Wh-wh-who's under there....?

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "Joe Bruiser..."[/glow]

"Kid: Moooooooooooooooom! There's ghosts under my bed!"

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "Joe Bruiser... Joe Bruiser... Joe Bruiser... "[/glow]

Kid: "Shut the fuck up!"

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "Joe Bruiser..."[/glow]

Kid: "Ahhh... Never mind... It's just the Snitch Unit... Fuckin' bitches..."

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "Joe Bruiser... Joe Bruiser... Joe Bruiser... "[/glow]

Cue in the sound of the GhostBuster's theme instrumentals....

"187's Voice: "If there's something strange! In your neighborhood! Who ya gonna call?!"

Kids Voices: "Snitch Unit!"

187's Voice: "If there's something weird! And it don't look good! Who ya gonna call?!"

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "I ain't afraid of no snitch."

Different Kids: "I ain't afraid of no snitch."

187's Voice: "If you're seeing things! Running through your streets! Who can ya call!?

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "A red afro man! Dialing on his phone! Who he gonna call?!"

Kids: "Snitch Unit!"

187's Voice: "I ain't afraid of no snitch."

Different Kids: "I ain't afraid of no snitch."

187's Voice: "Who that bitch gonna call?"

Kids Voices: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "If ya all alone! He's on the phone! And he's about to call!"

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"



187's Voice: "I ain't afraid of no snitch!"

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "I know they like it there."[/glow]

187's Voice: "I ain't afraid of no snitch!"

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... He selling all the drugs... "[/glow]

187's Voice: "Betcha I know who he gonna call."

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "If you've had a dose! Of that nightstick's blows! Ya know he called!"

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"



[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "Lemme tell ya something... Snitchin' makes me feel good! "[/glow]

187's Voice: "I ain't afraid of no snitch!"

Kids: "I ain't afraid of no snitch!"

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "Don't get caught alone. No, no."[/glow]

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "When they come through your door! He just locked up a couple more! You know he called..."

Kids: SNITCH UNIT!"



187's Voice: "Who he gonna call?"

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "Who he gonna call?"

Kids: "Snitch Unit!"

187's Voice: "I think you know who just called!"

Kids: "Snitch UNIT!"

187's Voice: "Who he gonna call?"

Kids: "THE DAMN SNITCH UNIT!"



187's Voice: "I can't hear you... Who he gonna call!?"

Kids: "Snitch Unit!"

187's Voice: "Louder!"

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "Who he gonna call?"

Kids: "SNITCH UNIT!"

187's Voice: "Who can did he call?"

Kids: "SNITCHY McGEE UNIT!"

187's Voice: "Who ya gonna call?"

[glow=blue,2,1]Bruiser: "The Snitch Unit!"[/glow]



Narrator:" Hide Under The Covers... Hide In The Closet... Get Out Of The Public Eye... Watch Out... For... THE SNITCH UNIT! Coming To A Hood Near You..."

Then the screen fades to black. Ending this movie trailer. But another image shows up on screen.

Narrator:"And now a word from GCW's very own rat...."



Narrator:"You want war Bruiser.... Come get some bastard... I ain't hard to find..."

FADE...

TO...

BLACK...

TAKE THAT SNITCH...

WITH YOUR WEAK CAVEMAN PROMO....