Post by jenkins on Nov 1, 2007 17:40:47 GMT -5
Another incredible show at an indy league. The fans have had another chance of witness what they could be the future title holders in wrestling. The crowd roars, the burritos are eaten while the highspots are as frequent as the frijoles. Good times, great memories for everyone there, however when the ring announcer says:
From Plymouth, Massachusetts at a combined weight of 300 lbs. Lester and Jasper... The Jenkins!
The fans knew who were The Jenkins, two brothers who weren't taller than 5'7" and constantly berated at each other for their mistakes, needless to say their win/lose ratio was as equal as their height... very short.
The Jenkins do their usual generic taunts to the fans whose reaction is pretty much if the ring was:
Like this... But fortunately for The Jenkins the fans had to stand them. After taking their time showing their imaginationless taunts to the fans they get into the ring and snatch the mic from the ring announcer. As Lester.. The one that looks more hygienically challenged, starts cutting what he understands as a promo
I know ya fans don't like us, but yet you have to stand us!
That promo would be in the analogs of Wrestlecrap.com, if it wasn't because they didn't said that on WWE.
Me and my bro here, are about to make short work of the next wannabes that think that can cut it into the business, because fans of... of... of...
Lester appart of being hygienically challenged has also some memory troubles, Lester takes a look around him, eventually he spots the indy fed's name.
Extreme World Wrestling Warfare.. You're all gonna miss the Jenkins, the hottest team are gonna live the wildest dream!
Atleast that was better than a Great Khali promo, althought that wasn't saying much
Because tonight, it's our last match in EWWW!
Not even Hulk Hogan would get this reaction, the fans were roaring they gave a standing ovation, bras were flying into the ring, even the ring announcer was in tears, the champagne corks were flying, the fireworks were cracking... Then Jasper the less hygienically challenged but still challenged brother grabs the mic from Lester
Thanks for the roast, thanks, but now we are gonna show you what are you gonna miss when we make an example out of the team that is gonna be our last supper, our last dinner, our last kebab!
Another Wrestlecrap worthy promo, we are all sure that RD Reynolds is actually putting Gobleddy Gooker out of the shelf to put this masterpiece of the mic in his website. The fans after hearing that revelation didn't cared about the speeches of the Jenkins, they were leaving that's what mattered.
Soon a team of two 18-19 year old girls who wanted to break into the business appear sporting way more cooler attires than The Jenkins, and sure as hell looking way much better than them. The girls get in the ring as The Jenkins poke fun at them despise that manual heel action the fans still cheer as it was The Jenkins' last match
Oh! So this is what we get for our last match? I thought we were gonna get a serious threat, like the tag champs! Those losers are very lucky just because they beat us seventeen times they think they can send girls to do a MEN's job!
Haha! Indeed brother, indeed. But with this new girls in the block we are gonna show them that their place belong in the kitchen!
An old-fashioned machismo phrase, should get heel heat for everyone but not for The Jenkins it was their last match after all and the fans were spastic
Allright brother, I go first
Wait Jasper, I spoke first, I go out first!
Oh hell no! I am the youngest one I should be the first one!
And I am the oldest one! I should be the first to beat this girls like their mums!
I am the one who's closer to the ref!
And I am the one who's closer to the ring announcer!
I go first!
No! I go first!
This very enjoyable lesson of sharing The Jenkins were hosting was so exciting for them that they didn't realized the bell had sounded, and the young girls were right behind them. Before they engaged in one of their many slap fights, the girls rolled them with a school boy pin for the 1-2-3... The Jenkins had lasted 10 seconds.
But don't feel bad for The Jenkins my friends, they were actually taken out of the arena carried by the fans as heros and were thrown into the car that would send them out of Plymouth's indy wrestling leage atleast for a long time... The car leaves as The Jenkins that have stopped brawling read the card of were they just got hired
GCW... here we come
But I still go first!
And another endless argument about who goes first breaks out as the car that contains both of this great tag team rides off the sunset...
From Plymouth, Massachusetts at a combined weight of 300 lbs. Lester and Jasper... The Jenkins!
The fans knew who were The Jenkins, two brothers who weren't taller than 5'7" and constantly berated at each other for their mistakes, needless to say their win/lose ratio was as equal as their height... very short.
The Jenkins do their usual generic taunts to the fans whose reaction is pretty much if the ring was:
Like this... But fortunately for The Jenkins the fans had to stand them. After taking their time showing their imaginationless taunts to the fans they get into the ring and snatch the mic from the ring announcer. As Lester.. The one that looks more hygienically challenged, starts cutting what he understands as a promo
I know ya fans don't like us, but yet you have to stand us!
That promo would be in the analogs of Wrestlecrap.com, if it wasn't because they didn't said that on WWE.
Me and my bro here, are about to make short work of the next wannabes that think that can cut it into the business, because fans of... of... of...
Lester appart of being hygienically challenged has also some memory troubles, Lester takes a look around him, eventually he spots the indy fed's name.
Extreme World Wrestling Warfare.. You're all gonna miss the Jenkins, the hottest team are gonna live the wildest dream!
Atleast that was better than a Great Khali promo, althought that wasn't saying much
Because tonight, it's our last match in EWWW!
Not even Hulk Hogan would get this reaction, the fans were roaring they gave a standing ovation, bras were flying into the ring, even the ring announcer was in tears, the champagne corks were flying, the fireworks were cracking... Then Jasper the less hygienically challenged but still challenged brother grabs the mic from Lester
Thanks for the roast, thanks, but now we are gonna show you what are you gonna miss when we make an example out of the team that is gonna be our last supper, our last dinner, our last kebab!
Another Wrestlecrap worthy promo, we are all sure that RD Reynolds is actually putting Gobleddy Gooker out of the shelf to put this masterpiece of the mic in his website. The fans after hearing that revelation didn't cared about the speeches of the Jenkins, they were leaving that's what mattered.
Soon a team of two 18-19 year old girls who wanted to break into the business appear sporting way more cooler attires than The Jenkins, and sure as hell looking way much better than them. The girls get in the ring as The Jenkins poke fun at them despise that manual heel action the fans still cheer as it was The Jenkins' last match
Oh! So this is what we get for our last match? I thought we were gonna get a serious threat, like the tag champs! Those losers are very lucky just because they beat us seventeen times they think they can send girls to do a MEN's job!
Haha! Indeed brother, indeed. But with this new girls in the block we are gonna show them that their place belong in the kitchen!
An old-fashioned machismo phrase, should get heel heat for everyone but not for The Jenkins it was their last match after all and the fans were spastic
Allright brother, I go first
Wait Jasper, I spoke first, I go out first!
Oh hell no! I am the youngest one I should be the first one!
And I am the oldest one! I should be the first to beat this girls like their mums!
I am the one who's closer to the ref!
And I am the one who's closer to the ring announcer!
I go first!
No! I go first!
This very enjoyable lesson of sharing The Jenkins were hosting was so exciting for them that they didn't realized the bell had sounded, and the young girls were right behind them. Before they engaged in one of their many slap fights, the girls rolled them with a school boy pin for the 1-2-3... The Jenkins had lasted 10 seconds.
But don't feel bad for The Jenkins my friends, they were actually taken out of the arena carried by the fans as heros and were thrown into the car that would send them out of Plymouth's indy wrestling leage atleast for a long time... The car leaves as The Jenkins that have stopped brawling read the card of were they just got hired
GCW... here we come
But I still go first!
And another endless argument about who goes first breaks out as the car that contains both of this great tag team rides off the sunset...