The Random Emoticon (Invite)

[Addison Grey]

.::Continued from here, and here.::.

Addison was sitting in the passenger seat, in her seemingly plaid-infested car. The dashboard had a plaid blanket-like layering. The seats were covered with a plaid cover, and even the steering wheel was proudly clad in it. Dangling from her review mirror was a Batman's Joker head, and if you pressed the button on the back of his head, he would laugh manically. Her gas-pedal was the face of the Batman, while her break pedal was Robin. Her car was also filled with Harley fan-service, as she had a photo of an artist's rendering of a Harley Quinn seductively posed, looking down at the car's company- issued stereo system. Looking at the back, was a large blanket covering the seats. On the blanket? Another artist's rendering of a seductive Harley Quinn pose. Near the rear-view window also happened to be a Joker plushy, sitting on top of a Batman one. Obviously this car was made for Addy.

Slouching down in her chair, the seat-belt now riding her neck, she stretched, letting out what one would think was a fake orgasm noise. Setting the seat down, so she was in a more laying-down position, she rolled herself towards Cam, taking an innocent child pose, using her hands as a pillow. "Addy tired, Addy need sleep. Cammy needs to drive Addy home."

[Cameron Kincaid]

"Cammy pissed off, Cammy need alcohol, Addy needs to find new friends instead of overly paranoid, confused and indecisive women from Massachusetts."

The only words from Cam as he struggled to get comfortable in this car of Addison's. She wasn't kidding when she said it was made for her. I mean...Christ, the pressure inside of this car right now could pop a diamond from a piece of freakin' coal damn near. His legs were pretty much scrunched partly underneath the steering wheel, so he had to let the seat ALL the way back, his legs pressed firmly up against the driver side door as well as the console that separated the two of them as they rode the streets along the outskirts of Chicago, already well on their destination out of this god forsaken city.

Finally after what seemed like a damn eternity, he was at least a little bit comfortable in the drivers seat, one hand steering the car as he kept the vehicle around the speed limit, not wanting to end up on the greatest "hits" of some COPS Exclusive DVD after all. That would be...Bad.

After situating himself, he glances over in Addision's direction for a split second, seeing that she was indeed on the verge of falling asleep as they rode along. He chuckled a bit surprisingly, thinking back to his response to her words before she closed her eyes and began to drift off a bit. Looking back to the road ahead, he spoke up, after a loud cough with...

"Yea you better rest up now. I'm gonna get most of my driving part out of the way right now. But I'm worried my legs may cramp so bad, my wrestling career may be shot to hell. Why'd you get such a small car anyway? You do know I'm like 6'5? Not thinking about your best friend eh? Typical. "

"Christ, I know it's against the law to drink and drive but...Damn could I use one right now. This has got to be the longest damn night of my young life. I think I'm going to order a bunch of porno movies when we stop at a hotel down the line Addy. Don't worry though, I'll clean up afterwards. I know how anal you get about stuff. No pun intended. You not sleep already are ya?"

[Addison Grey]

"Hear that Addy?" A voice began in her head, "Porno movies...you know I love porno movies..."

That was enough to wake Addison up, quickly popping her eyes open, she situated herself in the seat, more up-tight, making sure nothing was about to happen. Forcing a smile, to try and hide her uneasiness, Addison spoke up."Cameron, my car, when we're in my car, we go to where I want to go, and some video-rental shop isn't exactly on my mind at the moment."

"Oh, but yes it is Addy, why don't you give Alexis something to have fun with?" The voice insider her head was getting louder, and more dominant. Addison was trying to ignore it, shaking her head, she concentrates at the road, but was finding trouble keeping her eyes open from the wooziness that was suddenly taking over. "Yes, Addy...sleep...sleep...a princess needs her beauty rest."

Addison was starting to nod now, and each time her head nodded forward, she would suddenly open her eyes, trying to force herself to stay awake. Grabbing Cam's shoulder for a warning, she tiredly lets her arm slide, as slumber had completely overtaken her.

"Hehehe...this ought to be...fun, indeed." An evil smirk appeared on Addison's face, as Alexis pretended to be a slumbering Addison.

[Cameron Kincaid]

"Well I would have rented something you may have liked though. There's this one vid called Plaid pu..."

His words interrupted as he quickly glanced into her direction, feeling the grab of his shoulder a few seconds before. Quickly he noticed that Addison seemed to be passing out almost instantly. The girl must have been beat if she was damn near passing out while speaking. He shook his head, smiling before commenting halfway underneath his breath, and partly to her even though he was sure she wouldn't hear him at this point.

"Guess that means I don't have to listen to this music anymore eh...Ha...Mercy Drive CD where are you?..."

Leaning a bit towards Addison, his elbow comes into contact with the console separating the two of them, as his right arm begins to feel around the back seat, while his left continues to steer them on their way. His head periodically bounces from the highway to the backseat, over and over again, a look of frustration almost coming over him after not finding it after a few moments. The word "Damn" could be heard being muttered as he found his way back to the driver seat, focusing on the road ahead once again, feeling defeated over not finding what he was in search of. Shaking his head, he quickly peeked over to a seemingly already slumbering Addison, smiling a bit at the sight of it. She was so peaceful and when he looked at her in that way...He felt...He felt...

Fuckin' jealous cause Cam was tired as fuggin hell himself.

Looking back to the road seconds later, he continued to keep the car riding along at a moderate speed, still ensuring not to go too far over the speed limit as the car coasted along. Deciding to not worry about the CD until their first pit stop on down the line, he tried to at least tolerate the music blaring from the stereo system without feeling like he was trapped inside of some third world alternative music torture prison for midgets.

"The things you do for friends I tell ya...*Sigh*..."

[Addison Grey]

Alexis was trying her best not to abruptly pounce on Cameron. It took every strand of her will power to not allow herself to lunge towards him, and gently stroke his tired, yet broad shoulders. Bitting her lip, making sure Cameron doesn't notice, Alexis fights her own temptations. She was finding it hard to act asleep when this huge, hunk of man was sitting right next to her, obviously feeling this drive was some sort of imprisonment.

Carefully opening her left eye, to get an eyeful, she looks at Cameron, and quickly closes it again as he begins to move towards her direction. Instantly limping her body, she fooled him yet again. "...enough of this." she thinks to herself as she begins to 'sleep' talk. "Cameron...oh Cameron..." keeping her eyes closed, she places her hand on Cameron's thigh. Trying to sell that Addison was in some kind of sleep-trance. "How I miss this sturdy body of yours..." Rather smoothly, she allows her hand to move closer to a pivotal region on Cameron's body. God was it hard to keep her eyes closed, and not talk in her signature accent.

[Cameron Kincaid]

"Whoa what the fu..."

His eyes quickly dart downward towards his umm...Err...Screw it his groin area, seeing Addison's hand seemingly floating back and forth along his inner thigh area back to his outer thigh region and....Other places as well. A look that says "WHAT THE FUCK!" is understandably on his face now,wondering just what in the hell did he do to the God's above to deserve such a night. As if things hadn't been bad enough?

A botched dumbass proposal where he had embarrassed the woman he dare say...Err...That "L" word...Yea, that...Almost raped on the blacktop parking lot of a run down bar, and now being molested in a car so small, he'd probably couldn't fight off a damn poodle if it wanted a piece of his half white, half native american ass. Talk about being "fucked" eh?

He managed to keep the car straight, and on a straight path on the road, his free hand finding it's way to the steering wheel to ensure that it stayed that way. Sure he needed to remove her hand from it's area of exploration but...Wouldn't do any good if they ended up smashing into some old lady's Chevrolet Tempo now would it? Hell being raped is better than crashing any day. Feeling that her hand movements were going to begin to get even more and more...Personal and exploratory, his eyes began to dart between the road ahead and her hand...Her hand...The road...Her hand...

...Her hand...

Her...Hand...

...

...Damn that doesn't feel too bad you know...

SNAP OUT OF IT CAM!!! NO!!!

His right hand quickly finds it's way to her hand, taking it up into his own and attempting to cease this unexpected interaction between them, by repositioning her arm back into her own personal space, hoping that was the end of her little orgasmic dream she was having. Keeping a watchful eye on her, he shifted a bit, leaning more towards the driver's side door while muttering under his breath...

"Jeeeezus. The hell's going on with me lately...Am...Am I...Is this the outer limits or somethin'?..."

"..."

"Damn I must still be a little drunk...*AHEM* Snap out of it Cam..It'll be fine...It'll be fine...Just...Don't let Addison jack you off in this car...Just...Don't..."

[Addison Grey]

"What the hell!" Alexis screams, completely blowing off her cover, "You were enjoying that, I knew you were!" She was now deep in her accent, there wasn't any point to cover it now. Relieved that she could open her eyes, she checked Cameron out from head to toe. "Gosh do you look giant in here..." she replied, "...in more ways then one." She gave Cameron a seductive wink, as she undid her seatbelt, and began to 'crawl' herself towards the person she loved the most. "Mind if I get a little...comfortable?" Alexis grabbed the lower half of her shirt, and began to slowly peal it off her, the face of Superman and Wonder Woman now being crunched like raisins. Her knees now on her seat, and her head still a good inch away from the car ceiling, she successfully took off her shirt, revealing a red-plaid bra.

Alexis began to giggle, "Now that's more like it, red was more of my color anyways, wouldn't you agree?" She could only imagine how Cameron must be feeling about this, and thought of him losing control at the wheel excited her. "I controlled Addy's mind enough to choose this, this morning,...just for you Cameron dear." She paused, her giggling getting more excessive, as she purposely began to move in a such a way, so her upper her torso would move up and down. "You see...when I got the news that Addison was going to see you today, I just couldn't help myself, I was dormant for years, and years...you revived me Cameron. I've been...waiting." Another evil giggle came out of Alexis's mouth, "Addison will never know...she's sleeping anyways." Alexis points at her head, "She isn't even fighting me for control."

[Cameron Kincaid]

"..."

"Addison!!! What the hell...."

Suddenly his eyes dart back to the road ahead, almost as if feeling he was on the verge of running off the road which....He was...His quick instincts kept them inside of the lines so to speak, swerving the car a bit, but safely back into the road safely, causing for the both of them to be shaken up a bit without injury of course. Now situated at least a little and back on the task of staying alive while driving he looked to her again, back to the road, then her again...Seeing that she had already begun to...UNDRESS HERSELF?!!? In this small ass car? Hell he'd break his leg trying to do anymore than press the gas pedal and brakes himself...

...

Nice looking bra though...

"Addi...Alexis? Look this...Come on, one rape attempt is my freakin' limit now! No more!!! Stop it and stop it now! This car is too fuckin' small to even try to get undressed anyway. Calm...Down!"

This couldn't be happening. Addison really really had some serious issues. She had told him, and he didn't believe her...At least not to THIS extent anyway. He heard her words, and thought to himself that he felt like he was in a movie or something. Some sick ass fatal attraction type of thing. Why couldn't Lorelai feel that way about him...Without the violent sexcapade attempts of course...Well sex yea, but no violence. Violence baaaaaaad.

He shook his head again, almost at a loss of words as he continued to bounce his attention between the road and her...Um...*Gulp* Breasts...Then responding...

"Look now...Let's be reasonable...We're in a motor vehicle. Nothing to play with. People die trying to talk on cell phones or trying to switch CD's...Now what's gonna happen if we get all freaky while driving along the highway in all of this damn traffic? We'll end up plastered against some damn oak tree alongside the highway! So ease up Ad...Alexis or whoever you are...I don't know what your deal is with me but...Cam ain't gettin' raped tonight. And damn sure won't be raped inside of a sardine can, so get it off your mind. Hands to yourself...God I can't believe I'm insisting a woman NOT blow me in a car...what's happened to me..."

[Addison Grey]

Placing her hand seductively on Cameron's shoulder, and slowly working it down, she replied, "Then pull over silly," she was giving Cameron a glaring stare, "I don't give a damn about the traffic, I don't give a damn about these little moral values you have regarding Addison, and I don't give a fuck about what you want to do. Just what I want to do, get it?" She was still on her knees, and gave Cameron that lingering look, "Raping? No, no, I know you want it, just as much as I do, it's not a rape if we both want it, Cammy." She crawled herself nearer towards the frustrated Cameron, "Alexis will treat you well Cammy, very, very, very well..." Alexis then leaned in closer to her want-to-be lover, allowing her breasts to caress on his arm before kissing him seductively on the cheek. When she pulled herself away, she went closer to his ear, and whispered with vigor, "Now pull over, bitch."

[Cameron Kincaid]

"Pull over bitch?...Pull over BITCH?!!?"

"..."

"...Look you sexually deprived, over aggressive plaid smurf I'm not gon..."

His words instantly cut off, by the lights in the rear view mirror of the midget mobile. God...Damn...Police...Fuckin' knew it!!! Fuckin' knew it!!!!

"See? You see this? Now I'm gonna have to walk the line ALEXIS!!!..."

"..."

"You understand that? Walk...The...Line! I can't walk the line woman!!!! I'm..."

He just stopped, it was no good anyway, as she was still thinking with her vagina at this point. wanting to rape him to the point that all sense of reality had vanished from her head. What in the hell was going on with Addison? It's like all these damn people were trapped up in her pretty little head. I mean...She's a sweet girl and all. Best friend he'd ever had and everything like that but...It's like an entire season of Law & Order villains and sick asses were trapped inside of her brain and fighting for air time and more lines or something.

The police officer driving the vehicle behind them began flashing his headlights along with the flashing blue ones agitating the hell out of Cam's vision already, making this all the more frustrating. Now he had to pull over, which he had already begun doing seeing the headlights come into play. Slowly but surely he began to slow the vehicle down, making preparations for the coming confrontation between him and the State Patrol.

Finally pulling to the shoulder of the highway, he glanced over in her eyes, a look of anger clearly on his face as he responded...

"You're paying this damn ticket you know right?...No I'm serious, I'm not paying for this cause I know he's going to give us one. Christ...He'll probably think I'm an escaped pedophile with how short you are...Damn, damn....Damn..."

The car slowly began to come to a complete stop, Cam's head shaking back and forth as he brought the car to a dead stop along the shoulder, dozens of other cars they had passed miles back, now passing them it seems. Seconds later, they found themselves sitting idly awaiting the inevitable approaching officer, Cam leaning back in his seat trying to relax and stay calm before glancing over in her direction before speaking up again with a raised eyebrow...

"..."

"...Gonna get dressed anytime soon?"

[Addison Grey]

Alexis playfully giggled. "Of course not, I'm not getting dressed for any pig." Regardless of the approaching officer, she stayed on her knees, continuing to give Cameron that lingering stare. "...you can walk my line Cammy." She replied just seconds later, giving Cameron another playful wink. "And letting a woman pay the bill...I'm not even the one driving this damn car, like hell am I going to have Addison pa--"

Alexis's comment was interrupted by a knocking on the car window.

[Cameron Kincaid]

"..."

"Need ya' ta' roll down your window sir...Keep your hands in plain sight son. I need to see your license and registration."

Motherfucker. It's hard being a bla...Wait Cam's not black, moving on...

Cam slowly began to roll down the window, pressing his finger against the button located alongside the door side panel. Seconds later his eyes were met with the bright and shining light of the cops flashlight. Bastard...

"Good evening officer um...What...Seems to be the problem?"

He slowly, and VERY carefully retrieved his license from the console underneath his arm, while nodding his head towards the glove box for the little psycho Kelber elf to retrieve for him. Seconds later he was handing over his license, a forced smile on his face before turning back to Ad...Err Alexis?...Taking the registration as well as proof of insurance from her and handing that over to the officer as well as he commented while he shined the light on the license in the palm of his hand...

"Well, noticed a bit of swerving a few miles back...Figured you might have had few too many to drink tonight. That's not the case is it Mr...Kincaid?"

"No...No of course not officer..."

Cam's eyes widened hearing his question as his license was handed back to him. But before he could even answer the officer seemed to lean down slightly enough to peek into the car, most notably the passenger side seat. A look of shock came over his face instantly showing shock and surprise, as Cam's slowly sunk into the palm of his hand shaking his head back and forth, knowing what type of words would come from the officer now...

"Well well...What do we have here...Ma'am? Ya' mind tellin' me why you're half naked in a car on a cold night like this one? Guess it ain't hard to figure why this young man was swervin' now is it? Your license as well lil' missy."

[Addison Grey]

"Well, I guess that's my cue to get out of here, hehehehe." Alexis then closed her eyes, and a second later, Addison's body went limp.

The officer, unsure of how to respond, began to get impatient. "Lil' Missy, license if you please." He began to violently flash the light into Addison's closed eyelids, hoping to get some kind of reaction. He was sure she was awake just seconds before.

As if she had just been pulled out of a 6' feet swimming pool, Addison came back, gasping for breath, wondering what the hell was going on. Looking down at herself, she finds that she in nothing but her bra, and jeans, and quickly covered herself up with her hands, still at lost for breath. "Cameron, what the hell is going on?" She asks weakly, the flashing of the officer's light irritating her eyes. "Don't tell me you were...when I was sleeping." Her face flushed a violet red when she assumed the reason why she was in nothing but her red-plaid bra, "Why would you do that! I was sleeping! We're friends! What the hell is wrong with you?!"

The officer put his flashlight away, and thinking Addison is in her mid-teens, asks Cameron to leave the car. "Sir, if you would please leave the confines of this vehicle, I'm afraid we're in quite the situation. There's been reports of a pedophile in these regions, and I'm afraid you seem to match that description perfectly. And continuing his sentence in his head, "Hell, she doesn't even look to be fourteen yet, you son of a bitch."

Addison eyes widened. Cameron, a pedophile? Since when? Assuming the officer wasn't talking about herself, she kinda sunk herself in the car. slipping her t-shirt back on, to try and keep some kind of modesty.

[Cameron Kincaid]

You gotta be fuckin kidding me...You just...This night just couldn't...Couldn't possibly get worse UNLESS this officer was some Wolf Creek type of psychotic who wwanted to kidnap Cam for some sick ass decapitation game with the rest of his gay ass outback buddies. That's the ONLY way!

"...*Sigh* Fuckin' figures...Fuckin' figures..."

Slowly Cam did as he was told, slowly opening the door to the car, and squeezing himself out of the drivers seat as best he could without breaking a bone or two. Small piece of shit.

Immediately, the officer points to the front of the car, shining the light on the hood as he responds while taking a few steps back...

"If you would Mr. Kincaid, make your way to the front of the vehicle, place your hands firmly and flat against the hood. "

"Of course, seeing as how I'm a FUCKIN' PEDOPHILE!"

"Not the time to brag Mr. Kincaid. Wait until trial time to do that son."

Holding his hands up in plain sight he began taking the few steps to carry him to the designated place the officer had ordered him to. Once there he glanced through the windshield of the car, watching as Addison seemed to be watchful of the situation herself. Just sitting there...Watching...While this cop barely contains himself from shoving his night stick three feet up Cam's backside...Nice...Nice Addison...

Standing there, motionless, his hands firmly flat on the hood he awaits the officer to approach. Seconds later he could feel the man's hands...*GULP!* frisking him, ensuring he had no weapons as he spoke to Cam...

"Don't have any...Weapons on you do you? Anything? Knives? Guns?..."

"Power drills, broken light bulbs, yea I know the drill and no I don't officer to be honest. I left the butcher knife I killed the Pope with last week in my sweat shop where I keep a few thousand Chinese kids just to make me my own personal shoe line...My machine guns haven't been flown in from the condo Charles Manson & I shared back in Brussels. But hey ya' maybe wanna check the trunk if you got time. Got three old women back there I shot earlier and...*Sigh* Might wanna make sure they aren't bleeding all over my trunk. Shit's hard to wash out ya' know."

Finally finished with the bit of frisking needed to ensure everything would remain safe, he responded...

"Oh you're a smart ass huh? Don't sass me boy. Stand right there and if ya' move a muscle I'll unload this clip into your off white ass ya' hear me?"

"As if I'd stop you after tonight...Pfftt..."

"Shut it Pedophile!!!"

Without anymore words, he began his way back to the driver side of the car, making sure to keep Cam in his line of vision as he lowered himself enough to peek into the car, making eye contact with Addison and speaking...

"Young lady...What's your name? I need to call your parents to pick you up sugar. This sick ass didn't hurt you too bad did he? I'm gonna call the EMT's just ta' check ya' out okay?"

"Tell him the truth Addison!!! You know I'd never do that to you!!"

"SHUT IT ASS TAKER!!! Before I let the dogs loose on you!"

"Leave your mother and sister out of this."

"What'd you say boy?"

"Nothing"

The officer only shook his head in disbelief, looking into the car again seeing the look of confusion on Addison's face...

"So, how's about it little lady? Your parents name and address so we can get em' down here to pick you up. They gotta be worried sick."

[Addison Grey]

Addison was actually quite enjoying this torture happening to Cameron. In fact, she was playing with the idea of him actually going to jail. Smiling, she gives the officer a look, "Well, I haven't actually seen my parents in five days, and I left without any warning, Cam here, he has his way with words, even if it just happens to be through MSN." Mentally giggling to herself, she continues, "I would imagine they're rather worried...but if I go home now, they'll yell at me officer, and they'll beat me! They're very strict..." She was pulling off her twelve-year-old kid tone, giving the officer very innocent looks. "I just arrived earlier today, and Cam said he had a game of Monopoly set up at his hotel, and I just love Monopoly, there's just something about being the little thimble, so I couldn't say no."