Jennifer? This is your life

[Ashley Raimond]

During the final PPV of GCW first season, which has been named “Global Supremacy”, the all to familiar sound of “What we came here for” starts to play on the PA system … indicating that nobody else as the Top Debutante Champion Ashley Raimond is on her way to the ring. The fans in the arena react as it has to be expected when the arrival of maybe the most hated women in the whole company is near … with chants that goes like that “Ashley sucks” … “Bitch” … “Ne ne ne … you will lose” … things like this are chanted by the fans to insult the champion. But as the champion has claimed a couple of weeks ago … the chants are only driving her to come up with new ideas, new methods to decimate her opponents, to destroy the competition so to speak. So why are they still chanting? … The answer is simple … because they enjoy it what Ashley is doing. The fans enjoy it when Ashley destroy her opponents mentally as well as physically. But they would never speak it out loud as they are afraid of the truth.

BAMMMM…

Firework explode at the stage and the fans are getting the shock of their life as the firework burns high, hot and bright. The noise of the explosion wakes up everybody in the arena who took a quick nap during the boring match that took place before the grand arrival of the champion. The flames on the stage burn for a couple of minutes while “What we came here for “ blast over the PA system. As the song is coming to it is end the flames suddenly disappear as fast as they have arrived leaving only an empty stage behind. But not for long as the Top Debutante Champion has finally arrived and walks though the curtain out on the stage.

Ashley is wearing the exactly same attire that she has worn on MayheM, the day when Jennifer Drew … the Nr.1 Contender for Ashley’s title … has pinned her after an Lionsault and earning the right to chose the match type for the upcoming title match … which will take place tonight, live here at “Global Supremacy”. A dream match so to speak … the rookie champion vs the more experienced multi time champion Jennifer Drew. Cockiness vs experience …a challenge with no clear winner in sight … the begs are standing 50/50 at the moment. Jennifer Drew may have a slightly edge over Ashley because she can chose the match type … but on the other side Miss Drew is not known for her ability to win matches who take place under special stipulations. Which means that after all plus and minus points both women are having for their match a 50/50 change to win it

A smile is shown on the face of the Top Debutante as she pose at the top of the stage for the crowd. The shining Top Debutante Title is around Ashley’s waist, the place where the title belongs to. She walks down the entrance ramp while the fans continue to boo her … the smile on the champions face grow bigger and bigger the more the fans are chanting. Ashley slightly shake her head as she walks up the steel stairs … it is unbelievable how easily it is to manipulate the fans so that they hate you more then everybody else on this planet. With that in mind Ashley enters the ring …. She walks over to the side of the ring which is facing the announcer table … there she bows down a bit to grab the microphone that one of the crew members is offering to her. She picks it up and walks back in the centre of the ring. Still showcasing the smile on her face she waits that the noise that the fans are making lose some volume before she begins with … her party …

[Ashley Raimond]

“There has been a time that wrestling was big … that people have talked about it on the streets. A time when the fans looked up to their wrestling heroes and declared them as gods. A time … when wrestling was about skills … hard work … loyalty … and most important a time when wrestling was not considered as a joke.”

What a strange way to start a promo … what has Ashley in her mind. What are her plans for this whole spectacular she has organized for the fans? What could it mean? Question after question comes in the mind of the fans, but no answers in sight …

“Today is different. A lot of things have changed and the old times have been long gone. Today nobody talks about wrestling anymore with that respect that it once had. Nobody consider it as real sport … but just as sports entertainment where the results of the matches is already know to the wrestlers before they even step inside of the ring. … Which is of course completely wrong … Hell I don’t know if I will win today or not … I have no clue who will win, so fuck this statement and get back to the facts kids.”

“And the facts are simple that even you … the fans can understand it. GCW is not about sports entertainment … it is about the sport itself … an art form long forgotten. Each match is a masterpiece no matter who wins and who loses it. It is art in its purest form … its passion …people feel for their champions, for their favourites and hell … they even respect the heels, the bad guys … that nobody wants to have something to do with. People like me.”

“You see … you guys don’t respect me for my accomplishments, for that what I have done for GCW. But GCW on the other side appreciate what I am doing and how I am doing it. They show me respect something you guys will never and this makes better then you.”

“Hehe …funny isn’t it? … I am the one who does all the cruel inside and outside of the ring, but in the end its you … who are disrespecting this business by you non existing knowledge about the history of wrestling. But you know what?”

“That might be the fact, this might be truth … but this is not why I am here tonight. I am not here to give you lesson but rather to celebrate with you.”

Ashley smiles as the fans turn silent again after she did another 360 change of her attitude.

“Yes I am here to celebrate with you the life of my opponent Jennifer Dew. And for this special event that I am hosting right now … I have invited some people … from Jennifer’s past.”

[Ashley Raimond]

The fans are amazed by the statement they had the honour to witness as Ashley spoke out the words that she is celebrating the life of Jennifer Dew. Could it be that Ashley has changed … that she has changed her attitude which leads her ultimately to try to end the carriers of her opponents.

“As each and everyone of you know, the carrier from Jennifer Drew has started in a New York based wrestling promotion. This was her first big step into this business at a level that similar to that from GCW … she was basically like me back then. A shooting star who won the major titles. She won the … not sure how the title was called but it was one of the major titles at the end of the first year from the company … sadly the company closed shortly afterwards because of management problems, but that is of course not that what I wanted to talk about.”

”The thing I wanted to say is that tonight one of her good old friends has came here to GCW to join me … you … everyone of us by the celebration party that I throw. The man I want to introduce to each and everyone of you … Is well known to wrestling fans all over the world as his name is associated with that what Canada stands for. What that exactly is … is not known to be but beside that I think I don’t need to say more about the man who was a close friend to Jennifer Drew at the beginning of her carrier … The man who was once her tag team partner … the man known as …”

A familiar Canadian entrance theme from a only to well known Canadian wrestler starts to play over the PA system. The fans jump to their feets as the arrival of one of their favourite wrestlers is near … the arrival of …

“Nathan … The Blob …. Michaels”



Silence ... that is what you can hear in the arena. No noise, no sound … except the foot steps that shake the steel ramp as the 500 pounds Nathan Michaels walks down to the ring. The fans are … speechless. I mean what can you say when I man of this calibre appears on the stage. You are silent and witness greatness in … whatever form it currently holds.

He walks down the ramp and then enters the ring slowly. He slaps at his belly and grins. What a return to the squared circle. But just as he wanted to say something Ashley raise a hand and says.

“Pssss …. No need to say anything yet Nathan. I think it would be unfair to our other guests if we don’t let them come out her first before we start to talk about how much we appricatie Jennifer Drew and that what she has done so far for your sport. And with that said … I can only thank you for sharing the time with us tonight and I can only say one thing you are looking good tonight. What diate you use to stay in this physical condition?”

”Babies”

“Babies? … Oh well why not. But let us continue with our next guest.”

[Ashley Raimond]

“This is guest might be not so well known as the man who stand beside me the Blob Nathan Michaels. But … the woman I want to introduce to all of you … has made a big impact in the life of Jennifer Drew as well in the life from Nathan Michaels as this women is the reason why the tag team partnership as well as their friendship has broken apart. But as the fan that I am from Jennifer … I have decided to give this young lady another chance to make up for her mistakes in the past and try to bring the 3 of them together again to talk about their problems.”

“So stand up and a big applause to Christina … the witch … Delarosa.”



And here she comes the witch herself Delarosa who makes her return for the first time since years in the squared circle of a wrestling ring. You could clearly see by the reaction from the fans that her returns was indeed …. Shocking. The young woman has changed a lot since the last time she was seen … she practically has turned in a spooky witch …

“It is great to have you here Christina. But we are not finished yet. The fun has only begun as I want to call out my next guest … Which is nobody else as another one of Jennifer’s past tag team partners. The woman I am talking about is nobody else as the masked freak herself …. Blizzard Kane.”



And there she comes … the masked Japanese Sensation known as Blizzard Kaze. As it appears she got a new wrestling outfit as well as a mask as she appears in a Scream type of attire. The fans jumps of course to their feet’s as the are surprised the arrival of such a Japanese wrestling legend as kaze is.

“Thank you for showing up here tonight Kaze … Well I guess we are complete now as the 4th guest of today’s evening … sadly got injured … by my hands. …. Hehe … I know what you think … how could she have done that to one of Jennifer’s friends but let me explain to you why I did that.”

“You see we were chatting backstage as she suddenly kissed me … and well tried to make out with me. But you know … I am not a lesbian and I might have overreact … and just .. well hurt her. And .. she was taking to the hospital … so she can’t be here today. But hey … that was not my fault”

[Ashley Raimond]

“Ok let us put this little incident aside and let us begin with our celebration. I have let our guests come here for a special reason … they are here to tell us a few things about our beloved nr.1 contender for the Top Debutante Championship …Nathan … what can you tell us about Jennifer?”

The Blob looks up… he licks over his lips before he starts to speak.

“Well … she got 2 nice babies … mhmmmm…. Loved them …. But not good friend she was. Betrayed me … took away my trust and left me … while I needed her most and now … look at me … I am a fat bastard who eats babies and does nothing as watch TV all day long. I was a good wrestler … now I am nothing … just fad … *sniff * … nothing more and its fault of Jen and her.”

The Blob points at the witch who acts surprised

“Me? I have done nothing … I just showed Jen that you were just holding her down … keeping her away from all the success she could arrive as single wrestler and not as a joke tag team partner she was for you. And you know what? … I was right, she beat you … took your title and become better then you.”

“That not true … Blob is better then her … Blob is Blob … Blob is champion.”

“Me me me … shut up you fat bastard … Nobody cares what you want … I was the only reason why Jen has become such a successful wrestler … I was the reason and if you would be smart you would know it as well … but hey .. you don’t know it better …

“Nooooooo…. Blooobbbbb is bettterrrr”

“Can you two please be silent? Your childish verbal fighting is nothing that I want to hear.”

Blizzard says and walks between the Blob and the witch.

“This argumentations of the two of your is for nothing and I think we all should just sit down and talk about it like adu ….lllttttt…….”

A loud bang could be heard as Ashley smash a chair over the back of Kaze head. With a smile on her face she targets the Blob and strikes him down with a well placed chair shot as well before she turns her attention at the evil witch. Ashley drop the chair at the floor and grabs the witch by her hair … pulling her downwards between her legs… then she underhooks both of her arms … and the rest you could properly image without further explaintating …. Ashley hits the Reality Check and drives the witch face first in the steel chair. With a satisfied smile on her face she stands up and raise the microphone to her mouth.

“Ok … the fun is over … time to start with the real party for you Jen. Time to start with the fun of finding out the truth about you … from nobody else as one of your high school loves … Yes you heard right Jennifer … this time no joke figures … this time its for real … so bring her out … bring out Deirdre Hahn“

[Deirdre Hahn]

That's me.

Deirdre Hahn, but you can call me DeeDee. I think whatever pagan Goddess I pray to every day that he made me a Ramones fan. Makes it work on so many levels, you know?

So there I was a big nobody, out there live on pay per view in front of millions of people. I'm not going to get pissed off if you don't know me. I sing in a band called Going Gypsy. Kind of a post-punk, post-hardcore, riot grrl revival dealy. You don't know us right?

Too subversive?

Too underground?

Too pretentious because we think we're so damn subversive and underground? I don't blame you. That's kind of why I'm here. You know the whole artistic integrity vs. being able to eat thing? Well that and I couldn't turn down a tribute to Jennifer Drew. She'll kind of always have a special place in my heart. But I guess I'll get to that later.

All that matters is I hopped onto a plane, found an ensemble that kind of went with the whole Jenny theme and walked on out to face the masses.

Geez, all of a sudden I'm feeling kind of dumb being here. I mean except that Jenny=awesome I don't know a damn thing about wrestling and you saw what happened to those three and they were just her fake friends. So I guess I'll just do what she does. Throw the horns, smile real big, try to get everyone into it as I step out here.

Be a good mob now.




Aaaaaand, they like me. Leather and fishnets kind of have that effect on people. Now for the tough part I had to go in and look this Ashley Raimond chick right in the eye.

I talked to some of her people on the phone when I agreed to this but standing in the ring here was the first time I'd actually seen her in person. Gotta say she was a little intimidating. Not that I was backing down or anything, but she was like “I'm the best at beating up other girls and I just knocked the holy hell out of three actors I hired myself so don't fuck with the sociopath” intimidating.

Alright, now to just rock the mic like always.

Thank you, Chicago.

Now I know we're doing Jennifer Drew this is your life and well I'm kind of a Jennifer Drew expert. So as if I need to ask, what part of her life do you want to hear about?

Yeah, I kind of sold that one like the vile seductress I guess I am.

[Ashley Raimond]

A smile appears on Ashley’s face while she stands in the centre of the ring and is watching the arrival from Deirdre ... a woman who shares the past with Ashley’s opponent Jennifer Drew. What past this is exactly is still unknown but Ashley has made her homework and is very good informed about the past the two women share. After Deirdre was finished with her little entrance and her first few words ... Ashley raise her microphone and begins to introduce this woman to the crowd.

“One thing after the other Deirdre ...I think we should first explain to the fans who you are and what are you doing. As far as I know you have your own band and you are touring around a lot ... beside that I also know that you and Jennifer know each other quite well ... which is why you are here tonight.”

”So many people know Jennifer Drew ... but only a few know who she truly is ... with that I mean the woman behind the public image that is represented with her name. The true Jennifer Drew so to speak ... and I hope that you can light some light in this aspect so that ... the fans ... the wrestlers in the back ... and all the millions and millions of her fans get to know her a little better.”

[Deirdre Hahn]

Well, I'm pretty sure everyone already knows she's one of the coolest chicks in the world.

Pander, pander. I think Jenny calls it a “cheap pop.”

We go wayyyyyyyy back though. Like grade school even and she was kind of a quirky, violent, anti-establishment rebel then too although it kind of took me to get her dressing the part and listening to the right music.

You know like I'd go on to do. Psst, buy buy buy.

Ooh, I think the guy in the front row is actually going to do it!

I guess you could say we were best friends. Not that we're not still super close now. I don't think Fat Bastard, or the lame-ass non Wu-Tang Ghostface Killer or Amazon Mary Poppins have ever quite replaced me.

But you're probably not interested in the two of us down on the playground or being the laziest Girl Scouts ever, or what I thought when that creepy old dude started giving her “kung fu lessons” are you? You want the juicy stuff.

Well fine.


Deep breath.

This isn't the first time I've talked about this. Sure we kind of kept quiet for a few years I guess we didn't really “get it,” the way we do now. Plus we're settled, comfortable even and everyone's supportive.

Too supportive. I sometimes wonder what ever happened to good old fashioned intolerance. But that's a topic for another day.

Anyone who's followed me at all knows that back then Jennifer and I kind of had a thing back at old St. Joseph's High School. By which I mean we totally hooked up.

I know, I know, some people think it was the Wicked Witch of the West who was just out here but it was just little old me.

I felt it, I took the risk, she was into it, it evolved, it was awesome. When the time came she kind of knew she had to come be badass wrestler chick and try to get one of those high-fallutin' “degree” things because she's a masochist I guess and I had to do what I'm doing.

Now if you want anything more detailed than that we're going to have to set up a different kind of pay per view, know what I mean?

[Ashley Raimond]

„Ohmmmm.... yeah I guess so. But on the other side … we are here to find out more about Jennifer Drew … the woman behind the mask … behind the self created illusion that she is showcasing to the public. We are here to find out who Jennifer Drew really is.”

Ashley says and a smile appears on her face while she slide her left hand through her ash blond hair. She looks the young women deep in the eyes … and nods with her head before she continues to speak.

“And …most importantly to find out what she truly think about you … the fans.”

“As you might can remember not even year ago … Jennifer Drew was not exactly … a fan of you … of the fans. She was threading the fans like I do … as if there are nothing …which is of the course truth and I am pretty sure non of you will agree with me about that … but that is fine I don’t care for your opinion.”

“On the other side … when we go back on topic. Jennifer was not a fan favourite at this time… she has just understood that you guys are doing her no good and she is a better wrestler if she is taking care only for herself. But this has changed after she lost a cruel best 2 out of 3 match against this Japanese chick. I am not sure what the girl wanted … what she won … but properly Jennifer has sold herself out … and became a fan favourite after this match. She has sold herself out … the strong Jennifer Drew …is gone … what remains is nothing.”

“And you know what Deirdre?”

“There is a reason why you are here … not only for the fact for my personal amusement …as punching bag … no you are also here to look Jennifer in the eyes for the first time in years and tell me what you see in her eyes … “

“Because if closely you will no longer see the strong Jennifer … the fun loving Jennifer you know … but rather a lost soul who tries to pick up the remaining of her carrier.”

”Haha … and when you do that … when you see the broken spirit … Jennifer will be able to read it in your face that she is nothing … that she has lost everything and that today … will end … with another lose … with failure … the failure of her personal life and her wrestling carrier.”

[Deirdre Hahn]

Look, I'm not the biggest wrestling nerd around but didn't she win the belt last time right AFTER all that happened?

Definitely right on that one.

Whether she's getting all chummy with the fans or she's on on one of her borderline homicidal tears, Jennifer is Jennifer. And that means she does whatever the hell she feels like and no matter what she's always going to be one of the best. Like ever.

I don't see a lost soul at all Ashley, since she kind of knows that this all ends with her beating you and her taking that belt.

And no matter what you think the fact is that was enough for her to pin you, leaving you with your super secret main event, where best guess she's going to beat you again.

And all smiles. Yeah, I could do this for a living...

[Ashley Raimond]

“haha … haha … You are funny, … very funny.”

”But in all seriously … that will not happen. Jennifer might have beat me once … but she will not be able to beat me in the title match. And do you know why? … Cause Jennifer’s biggest flaw is that she can’t win gimmick matches. She might be nearly unbeatable when it comes to normal matches but hell no … in gimmick matches she sucks … and I rule in this type of matches.”

“Oh and by the way … you are slowly starting to annoy me with your talking. Maybe I should use the opportunity and shut you up …So if you don’t want to see this happening you should chose your words more wisely.”

[Deirdre Hahn]

Seriously? What's wrong with you?

What about her climbing the ladder to beat Shelby Steele, or when she did a line of coke or something and beat the holy hell out of her in that Last Debutante standing match, or when she ended that Cadavre chick's streak in Hell in a Cell? And that's just here.

Alright, so I lied about being a geek. What, I shouldn't keep up with why my friends are doing?

Noticing a pattern here?

[Ashley Raimond]

„NOBODY CARES ABOUT THIS STUPID PATTERNS“

Ashley shouts and you are clearly able to see that she is losing slowly … or better said very fast her temper … which can’t be good for anybody who is standing in the same ring with her. Which means that Deirdre could be in a lot of troubles if she continues to provocate Ashley.

“Nobody cares about that what you say little slut. But the thing … hehe … that you should care about is what your dear friend will do when I knock you down … grab a chair … wrap it around your little neck … and then stomp on it …”

“Hehe … do you think she will come out to save you? Hehe … hahahahaha”

[Deirdre Hahn]

I'd like to see you try. I bet this whole thing will be over before it even starts if you lay a finger on me. So, whaddya got champ?


Wait, Jennifer knows I'm out here right?




Oh shit.

[Ashley Raimond]

“Haha … well there is only one to find that out right?”

Ashley drop the microphone on the ground and the loud static noise of the mic can be heard as it pounces over the floor. The championess on the other side has reached down on the floor to get a hold on the chair she used earlier to take care of the little fake friends of Jennifer’s past. She walks straight up to Deirdre and a big sadistic smile is appearing on Ashley’s face.