Champion's Address [NS then Anyone]

[hotspot]

"Whoa whoa whoa, now I gotta say what a fool you are by just taking a belt from a champion before his hand is even cold... Ha I like your ruthlessness but I have to say it's pretty low and not very Gangsta... So does that make you my bitch? I'm just wondering because you did it without questioning me"

Cal got a cheer for that... WHAT THE FUCK!?!? fans never cheer for him... then Cal looks at Scott and Starr

"So some Mayhem guys decided to show up, even if it was you Scott. Now your friend was saying about 187 being blacker then MG, I assume you mean more gangsta as they... Nevermind... now I have to say I find that interesting. I never knew 187 so I can't really say anything about him... I'll respect the dead for tonight... So that means I respect MayheM for this one night, since the brand is dying with no GM to control the egos... actually I think I would fit in around here"

Cal then leans on the podium and looks at everyone...

"I can see myself here... Scott you asked me a question earlier tonight and I have the answer to that and the question everyone is asking about MG. Can he beat both Scott and Brent... Starr? is it? That answer is... No"

Cal then smirks at Scott

[mg]

MG then looks at Cal

Okay, since you want to play that way. What if there were a item that was worth. A billion dollars setting in your face and somebody told you to take. Wouldn't you take? You know what Fuck Cal.

MG then looks at Starr

Well well well. Starr if I was to hear you say another gay comment I would think you were gay yourself.

The crowd laughs

Shut up. Now you Shelly rip-off. It's time for you take your "yo momma" material jokes, your too-cool gogles, your tight ass cut arm t-shirt that you got from Wal-Mart, and your talking boots back to the locker room and prepare for ASS WHIPING No.1!

Then get Scott "He's a Maniac!" Manner and take him and his painted on chain, his fading shirt, make-up scar, and his glasses that he got out of the Lucky Charms box. Take him back to PWNdicks, Cailfornia's GYM so he can prepare ASS WHIPING No.2!!

The crowds chants "MG's PWNed you" untill Starr come back.

[brandonpayne]

The crowd then suddenly starts to erupt. Standing to there feet and cheering. Reason being ? Brandon Payne of all people. Payne comes through the crowd, taking a seat in the front row.

Bazztard: Whoa Whoa, wait a second. Whats he doing here !? I mean, Payne can't be in the building. He's no longer under contract with GCW. Security ! Get him outta here. Don't let him ruin this show.

As Payne sits down. He motions for the stage hand nearby to throw him a microphone. Before he could raise the microphone up to his lips. The security guards walk up to him and ask for him to leave.

First off, no one is kicking me out of the building. Because tonight. I'm one of the fans. I bought my ticket just like everybody else.

Payne then presents the ticket to the guards. Since this was legit. There's nothing they could do about it. As long as Payne didn't jump the rail and interfere. He was allowed to be in the arena.

For everyone's information. I only came here, just like everyone of you. To watch a good show here tonight.

Bazztard: Yeah, I bet. Since when has Brandon Payne ever came to just 'watch' a show without getting involved somehow. (laughs)

So with that said. Sorry for the interruption everyone. Continue doing what you was doing before I came out here.

By the way, MG. Do us all a favor and just shut the fuck up !

Crowd begins to cheer as Payne lowers the mic.

Bazztard: I don't like this a damn bit. What the hell is Payne's real motive being here ? Is he also planning to go after Cal's title or what ?

[hotspot]

Cal then realizes that he missed an entire section of Starr's trash talk... Easily done really... but Cal felt is necessary to point out that LockUP was far far far superior to Mayhem. Then he spotted a familiar face in the crowd, he turned back to MG

"OK MG, take some advice... shut up. Now Brent you wanna point out that LockUP is an S&M brand sure that's fine, I blame Shia and Avenger they give off that look. But I think I want to point out that LockUP was home to all 3 of the Continental Heayweight Champions... As for hollywood reject no sadly that is you buddy Angel Fyre another one of Mayhem's failures"

The fans then boo Crossfire

"Now you can try and frog march me out of what you call your show, think that most of the cretins on this brand will agree with me on this one. It isn't your show at all. Just take a good look at Mayhem's top star, Ashley Raimond... one of the most resiliant champions here and somebody really should switch that beautiful woman to the superior brand that is the home of champions. Switch her to LockUP. Now quite frankly she is the only piece of talent in this place and that really says something"

Cal then smirks as the crowd begin to boo him even more

"Now, I am going to move on to the fans, you hate me and I really couldn't give a damn about your opinions. I am the champion and I beat the only 2 time champion to do it. I feel as if I should perhaps embrace you fans but then I realize that you are nothing more than sad little people who admire the wrong kind of people. Ruthlessness and treachary are traits that I find admirable. They make people strong and seperate them from the weak"

Cal then brings up something that he thinks the people should know, he smiles before pointing to the titantron.

"Here is something that I prepared for you tonight"

Brent Starr



Hellboy



Scott Manor



Chucky



Lauren Blayze



Britney Spears

Cal laughs as do most of the crowd

"I love comparisons... Now nobody can deny that Lauren Blayze oh wait Kennedy did a major Britney... and she failed... EPICLY. So Hellboy I bet that was a sweet paycheck for you and I bet more than Chucky got... since he is a doll. So level with me was the sequel as good as the first? I mean was it really bigger and badder... I can see that it sure was uglier. Speaking of which maybe we should see if we can get the monsters laid tonight, A show of hands who would be Mr Starr's date tonight?"

Cal laughs boy did he love the sound of his own voice... shame really since everyone his hated it... But some of the female fans raised their hands, Cal was a little surprised

"Not bad dude, not bad... How about Chucky"

Only a few hands changed but it was about the same number give or take about ten

"OK how about miss Meltdown herself? Lauren KEN - NUH - DEE"

The majority of the males in the arena put their hands up, and a few females too. Cal raised an eyebrow

"Maybe she is my ticket to another threesome? Still never mind been there done that and had the child. Ooops didn't Lauren tell you that the baby she lost to that EMO Steel is mine? D'oh my feeble brain... Still her fat ass put some effort in, but she was too darn clingy for me"

The crowd begin to boo and they begin to throw things at him...

"Don't hate me because I tapped that... Hate me for a real reason, I'm a grade A jackass and I'm proud of it douchebags"

[brandonpayne]

Payne claps for Cal on that last little exchange.

Pretty good my man, pretty good. Out of all of em'. I'd say you defenitly got Lauren's pic down to a tee. Bitch needs to lose some weight ;D.

[<~The Shooting Starr~>]

First of all... who is Shelly? Second of all, what is a walmart? Third, these goggles own your poser ass by themselves, hell, I bet they could even carry your no talent ass to a 5 starr match, without even unfolding.

As for the Hellboy reference from Cal. Bravo, way to go, your first real insult that got a chuckle from me. But, sorry to say, you picked the wrong character to compare me to, because just like the world depends on Hellboy to save them, this company, these fans, this industry depends on me to save them from joke characters, cheesy lines and weak performances. So, comparing me to a hero, is flattering. I believe my agent will tip you on the way out for putting me over.

He then turns his attention to GENESIS Brandon Payne

As for our former Continental Champion. I never thought I'd say this, but... god damn it's good to see you here. Compared to some of these lacklustre performances we get from most of the roster, your a breath of fresh air.... even if it makes me choke and vomit in my mouth.

Just like I do when I hear MG Hammer here try to cut a promo.

He laughs as the crowd begins to chant "MG HAMMER" then clap a few times before repeating it.

[Scott Manor]

Manor still smirking at Cal raises his mic.

Cal you're still pissed at me for pissing in your bag? Man I told you I'd hook you up with someone in return. By the way, didn't remember you have until the end of the show to decide. And man, remember I give killer gifts. I mean ask Brandon. I go all out on people I give gifts to.

Manor turns to MG no longer smiling.

So Lock-Up is the better show? So Lock-Up is the tougher show for it's superstars? I guess being told what to do and where you stand is such a hard job now. I mean wow, having a GM to tell you and everyone else where you stand is so difficult. I mean having to fight for your spot to prove where you should be not to just one person, but the entire lockerroom and fans is soooooooooooooooooooo easy. I don't know how I'd ever survive not having to make my own decisions.

But I'll let you see what it's like being on Mayhem. Me and you won't just face off in a parking lot brawl. See me and you if you choose to will face off on Lock-Up in a pure wrestling match. No leaving the ring, no ropebreaks, no DQ. Afterall that's what Lock-Up is about and as a result what your element is. But that also means, you give up your title challenge.

You see this is what being a Mayhem superstar is about. Every Mayhem superstar has a choice when it comes to someone disrespecting them. So what's your choice. Do you go after the title and bitch out from facing Mayhem on your own show or do you face Mayhem on Lock-Up and abandon adding just another trophy that doesn't get you an ounce of respect?

Manor starts to smirk as he continues.

Besides, I hate to burst your bubble but there's no double booking. And I doubt staff will make an exception for someone who throws on a baggy shirt, swears, and says shine claiming he's gangster as a result.

But now normal people understand what i said let's translate to poser. Yo yo yo yo you got no fight. I'm gonna kick your ass on your turf dawg. Gonna show shine don't mean nottin. Now dats dope. Word out poser.

Manor stops acting like an idiot and says one last thing.

Mayhem may be the ass of GCW, but it's us who get rid of the shit of GCW like yourself. And I'm sure there would be a line of people to kick your ass if anyone paid attention to what you said and saw you insult 187. So you've got Starr tonight and if you accept Mayhem at Lock-Up. And expect a gift at your lockerroom later so you can get rid of those charity clothes and wear some real clothes Major Gas.

With that Manor plugs his nose and starts to wave his hand with the microphone trying to fan away the smell MG seems to have created.

[jj]

As all the bickering was going on, no one seemed to realize that Jack had slowly rowled out of the ring, and walked up the ramp with a mic in hand, leaving a trail of blood behind him. Holding the back of his head to slow down the blood loss, Jack raisesw the mic...

......CAL!!!...you have made the biggest mistake in your insignificant fluke filled life!..... See now you have not only all these other punks gunnin for you, but now you have an enemy that knows you better than anyone here in GCW, I hope you're happy with your actions...And Toreno, I expect YOU to make the right decision......

Jack looks at the blood on his hands from his own head...

I guess you may actually have a chance of beating me tonight Avenger... Unlikely, but if Cal Crossfire can become CHC, then who knows...Oh and MG, I expect MY title sitting infront of my locker room within ten minutes....and I don't think you wanna mess with me, because even though most of you and management hates me, they know I put the asses in the seats, something YOU MG, cannot, and will never be able to do.... so who do you think Masters would side with?........exactly....now, I'm going to the back, to get ready for my match, I know it'll be hard to watch this bickering, without seeing my georgeouse face in the shot, but right now... my head is bleeding more than a 17 year old girl during that time of the month....so screw all of you

Jack then drops his mic and walks to the back, still clenching the back of his head...

[Christian Pryce]

Not More Music as Darling Violetta Sanctuary plays plays over the PA system. and out form the stage bursts Christian Pryce complete with his new look. he looks at the Cluster F**k that has developed in the Mayhem Ring. he laughs.

Now then, look what we have here. first off before i start talking sense in this place i have to say welcome back to Mr Payne. the man who has taught me a lot and i could consider my mentor. it seems that you have decided to make a welcomed visit to my brand. i welcome you to it.

Pryce smiles now he looks over to the losers in the Ring. first he decides to address the Lockup Problem.

Now then i may be a little late to this gang bang but to be honest i can still say that despite being the leader of this brand for two months that we here on Mayhem will kick the loser Lockups asses. look at our talent we have. i can quite clearly see a disadvantage to Lockup. To be honest Brent Steel, Scott Manor and Angel Fyre could take you all without me even having to lift a finger. So To Lockup i have to say good luck, cause your going to need a miracle after tonights beating that you get.

Pryce then ignores the other stars and looks straight at Cal. he looks at the Continental gold and his eyes flash with intent. already laying out Cal once this evening Pryce had intentions for the champion.

So then Cal i believe your time is coming to a close about your title. so have you made a choice? cause right now if it is not too late then i will pledge myself to that title and bring it home to Mayhem in the last PPV of the year. that is my plan, tonight i have to face Chris Calloway a guy who wants my spot but will lose his chance to get it. So then i want you to make a decision by next week. do i get my deserved title shot or not?

Now i am aware that you have been rather popular on this show so far. but as it has been alluded to Time is not on your side. Your reign as champion will be over before its begun. and i want your answer on Lockup. I will be there don't you worry. i plan of facing one of your boys next. possibly the 80ies dude Toreno. we will see. but i will say this gain for you hearing pleasure. you had better make the right decision or you just may not make it to the last PPV. and judging on how easy it was to take you down earlier, you never know, i may even break sweat on hurting you. Now i don't care what you said about earlier i am giving you a second chance to redeem yourself. so then with that said i think i will be making my way to the back, i need a shower after my chat with the Porn star Chris Calloway. now if anybody has problems with what i just said then please enlighten me so i can kick your ass next week. so get in line bitches and Have a nice funeral.

Pryce smiles as he turns his back on everybody however he stops and waits to see if anybody did have "A Problem"

[mg]

I accept Scott lets do this pure match.

[Scott Manor]

While this continues to go on, Manor bored out of his mind and totally ignoring anything else MG might say, pulls out his phone. After laughing a bit and talking with someone he puts it away as a video starts to play. Manor heads backstage while words appear on the screen.

What happens when Lock-Up holds the big title

Manor comes back out with some popcorn as a video plays showing Manor and Pryce humiliate Cal. You can even pick up Cal singing to I Kissed A Girl by Katie Perry. It goes on to show Cal getting humiliated by Manor and Pryce.

As the scene closes new words appear on teh screen.

Mayhem > Lock-Up
Mayhem's Worst > Lock-Up's Worst
Starr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MG
Mayhem = TV Time
Lock-Up = Toilet Time

Manor just stands there eating popcorn with a smirk on his face watching everything that goes on. He didn't care if anyone paid attention to the small video or not. The fans had, and if Lock-Up just dismissed it, it'd be obvious who was the bitch of GCW.

[mg]

Damn, I realized you ran out of shit to do and say after you just finshed doing that. This damn promo just went on too long. I'm gone.

MG walks away and is to never come back to this promo

THE END for me