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Post by fmf on Jun 12, 2008 20:22:25 GMT -5
As the familiar opening to Boom it's On begins to play over the pa, fans rise to their feet and begin to cheer as they look for Ordell at the entrance way. After a couple of moments, Ordell walks out, mic in hand, new shirt, and new attire. As he walks down the ring, Ordell nods and points at fans, until reaching the ring steps. After climbing into the ring, he walks to the middle of the ring, and rubs his goatee.
See, I know what you are all thinking, you're all thinking "where can I get one of those amazing Ordell shirts?". Well, you can get these at www dot GCW dot com slash shop. And there you will find this shirt, and a whole crap load of Mr.Impact merchandise.
Ordell pauses, and thinks for a moment...
Wait, I think there was somthin else.....OH YEAH, dats right, I was gonna reveal my choice for Briggz opponent... Now I told you and him, dat I was gonna pick a sadistic freak, BUT, I found someone even better for the job. See I looked around the locker room, and only found ONE member of the roster that was evenly matched with Briggz' skill. So without further adu, I give you, Big Daddy Briggz' opponent...
Ordell directs the crowd to look at the entrance ramp, by pointing in that direction...
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Post by sally on Jun 12, 2008 21:32:03 GMT -5
"No Christina, I'm not rea- CHRISTINAAAAAAAAA~" Sally gets pulled out from behind the entrance curtains, tripping and falling right on her face as her beloved future sister-in-law pushed her into the limelight as Briggz's next opponent, Crybaby Sally, now hit the scene. Rolling herself onto her butt, so she could sit down, she rubbed her nose, and her eyes began to water. After a minute of trying to regain her confidence, she then pulled herself up, and wearily walked towards Mr. Impact, Jermaine Ordell, who wholeheartedly slapped Sally on the back in a friendly manner. "OWWWW!" Sally screamed her eyes closing and tearing with the loud impact.
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Post by fmf on Jun 12, 2008 22:14:35 GMT -5
As Sally walked to the ring, Ordell tried to clap without laughing, but it was pretty obvious that this amused him. After an encouraging slap on the back, Ordell realized how emotional, soft, and kind of pitiful, this girl was.
Sorry, sorry, didn't realize I hit you that hard.
Ordell backs off a bit, and chuckles at the same time. As Sally looks like she's gonna cry, Ordell quickly raises the mic.
Don't cry, c'mon there, I barely even touched you. Just don't think about it, and the pain will go away...
Jermaine directs his attention to the entrance way...
Well, now that you all know my pick, why don't you reveal your pick Briggz. I mean, if you have picked one. Because I do know that the whole locker room agrees that you are an undeserving, igsignificant little peice a shit! So get the hell out here, and let's do dis!
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