Post by brandonpayne on Dec 17, 2007 18:46:26 GMT -5
<DISCLAIMER>
The following video represents the views and opinions of one Brandon "Genesis" Payne. Talking about topics relating to the wrestling industry and just life in general. And do not represent those of the GCW federation. His comments may offend and piss some viewers off. Although, none of the things said in this video log are not meant to be taken 'seriously' or as a 'shoot' !
With this said...read at your own risk !
With this said...read at your own risk !
*After a video package airs of highlights from Genesis' career in the past two years. We see B.G.P sitting in a black-leather recliner in the center of the same broken-down, wrestling ring as seen in the last 'episode'. Kicked back, and relaxing. With a bottle of Corona in his hand as the camera's start to roll.*
*lifts the bottle up to his lips and takes a quick sip before speaking*
Ahhhh. Man ! It feels great to be the "King of Controversy" again ! HeHeHe... just like the good ol' days ! The days were I had the entire world at my finger tips. I loved those days...
Welcome to another edition of the Controversy Log ! I am your host...the one and only TRUE king of the wrestling world ! While there's many many kings in our industry. There is only ONE... King of Controversy.. and thats muah ! Brandon "Genesis" Payne !
Now for today's video log. I promise you, you will not see any kind of apologizes coming out my mouth here this evening. As a matter of fact. If anybody has a problem with anything I say or do from this point forward... well... deal with it !
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Anyways... for today's topic. I'm going to talk about the one thing that really brings my piss to a boil. The one thing thats even worse then hearing an ugly rumor about some guy named Bruno giving Chris Callaway a hand job !
Eh... on second thought. Maybe this topic isn't as bad as THAT. But nonethless, are topic for today is:
Welcome to another edition of the Controversy Log ! I am your host...the one and only TRUE king of the wrestling world ! While there's many many kings in our industry. There is only ONE... King of Controversy.. and thats muah ! Brandon "Genesis" Payne !
Now for today's video log. I promise you, you will not see any kind of apologizes coming out my mouth here this evening. As a matter of fact. If anybody has a problem with anything I say or do from this point forward... well... deal with it !
. Anyways... for today's topic. I'm going to talk about the one thing that really brings my piss to a boil. The one thing thats even worse then hearing an ugly rumor about some guy named Bruno giving Chris Callaway a hand job !
Eh... on second thought. Maybe this topic isn't as bad as THAT. But nonethless, are topic for today is:
nOObs !
*Brandon starts chugging his Corona down til its about empty*
Gosh... I'm probably going to need another six pack of these before this segment is up.
Noobs.... there all over the place in this wrestling business. Everywhere you turn, there always around somewhere. Whether giving out a lame one-liner on the microphone to messin' around either backstage or some cafe area.
And what really ticks me off about all of this is they never learn to GET BETTER at anything ! Some of these noobs have been around the wrestling business for at least a year, two years tops. You'd expect for them to at least PICK UP on a few things along the way and learn to get better. But do they ? Psst.. HELL NO !
These are also the same people every now and then ask questions like:' "Why don't I ever get a title shot [insert GM/Owners name] ?" or about this one: "Uhhhh ! Can I have a rematch next week ? I'm not supposed to lose like that".
Well nOObs.. today is your lucky day. I'm going to answer those two questions for you, right here, right now ! The reason you guys don't get title shots or get your pathetic rematches is simply because:
Noobs.... there all over the place in this wrestling business. Everywhere you turn, there always around somewhere. Whether giving out a lame one-liner on the microphone to messin' around either backstage or some cafe area.
And what really ticks me off about all of this is they never learn to GET BETTER at anything ! Some of these noobs have been around the wrestling business for at least a year, two years tops. You'd expect for them to at least PICK UP on a few things along the way and learn to get better. But do they ? Psst.. HELL NO !
These are also the same people every now and then ask questions like:' "Why don't I ever get a title shot [insert GM/Owners name] ?" or about this one: "Uhhhh ! Can I have a rematch next week ? I'm not supposed to lose like that".
Well nOObs.. today is your lucky day. I'm going to answer those two questions for you, right here, right now ! The reason you guys don't get title shots or get your pathetic rematches is simply because:
"YOU ALL FUCKING SUCK !!!"
*Brandon takes the last few drinks of his Corona then tosses the bottle the side. He looks around his chair and realizes he's out of beer*
God dammit ! I'm out of beer... ah, fuck it ! I'll get more later.
Meh, now that I think about it. Maybe I was being a bit too harsh on that last comment !?
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NAH ! Actually, I was right on the money with that.
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However, there is hope for you nOObs out there (and THANK GOD for that) ! While I won't sit here and say that every rookie is like any of the above statements that I made. But most of those superstars are. So allow me to give you a few helpful tips. And lets pray that you guys actually LEARN something from all of this... okay ? Follow these 3 simple rules and you'll be well on your way to becoming one of the 'big boys' (or girls) of the wrestling industry... like myself.
#1: LEARN FROM THE VETERAN'S: Simply put. Take some advice or better yet, sit back, and watch guys like myself, Avenger, Brent Starr, Vegas, The Storms, Jesse Blair, or hell, even the freakin' Jenkins on the microphone each and every week. Just to name a few veterans. See how we do things and use the knowledge you gain from us to hopefully better yourself on the mic.
#2: BE PATIENT !: Every guy starting out in this business must know that not every big title shot or big matches is gonna come your way at first. It takes a lot of hard work and training to get to the next level. Patience is a virtue my friends. Remember that..
#3: RESPECT !: The biggest no no a rookie can do is come out on the microphone and act like your the shit ! And even worse, coming out and talking trash to us veterans is bad... VERY bad ! As a matter of fact. About 99.9% of the time. We'll all just laugh in your face and make you wish you were never born ! Build up your persona's and work with other rookie's first.
Respect is earned... not given !
So... there you have it folks. Another edition of the Controversy Log in the books and as much as I had fun doing this. I'm out of fuckin' beer and I need a 6-pack ! ;D
To all you rookies out there... My final words to you is to keep your chin held high and never give up ! I hope my segment gave you guys the 'Rude Awakening' you guys needed and was most importantly, educational !
So til next time fuckers.... I'm Brandon "Genesis" Payne.
Remember to always "Bow Down Before The One You Serve... Your Gonna Get What You Deserve !"
Later Bitchez !
Meh, now that I think about it. Maybe I was being a bit too harsh on that last comment !?
...
...
...
NAH ! Actually, I was right on the money with that.
.However, there is hope for you nOObs out there (and THANK GOD for that) ! While I won't sit here and say that every rookie is like any of the above statements that I made. But most of those superstars are. So allow me to give you a few helpful tips. And lets pray that you guys actually LEARN something from all of this... okay ? Follow these 3 simple rules and you'll be well on your way to becoming one of the 'big boys' (or girls) of the wrestling industry... like myself
.#1: LEARN FROM THE VETERAN'S: Simply put. Take some advice or better yet, sit back, and watch guys like myself, Avenger, Brent Starr, Vegas, The Storms, Jesse Blair, or hell, even the freakin' Jenkins on the microphone each and every week. Just to name a few veterans. See how we do things and use the knowledge you gain from us to hopefully better yourself on the mic.
#2: BE PATIENT !: Every guy starting out in this business must know that not every big title shot or big matches is gonna come your way at first. It takes a lot of hard work and training to get to the next level. Patience is a virtue my friends. Remember that..
#3: RESPECT !: The biggest no no a rookie can do is come out on the microphone and act like your the shit ! And even worse, coming out and talking trash to us veterans is bad... VERY bad ! As a matter of fact. About 99.9% of the time. We'll all just laugh in your face and make you wish you were never born ! Build up your persona's and work with other rookie's first.
Respect is earned... not given !
So... there you have it folks. Another edition of the Controversy Log in the books and as much as I had fun doing this. I'm out of fuckin' beer and I need a 6-pack ! ;D
To all you rookies out there... My final words to you is to keep your chin held high and never give up ! I hope my segment gave you guys the 'Rude Awakening' you guys needed and was most importantly, educational !
So til next time fuckers.... I'm Brandon "Genesis" Payne.
Remember to always "Bow Down Before The One You Serve... Your Gonna Get What You Deserve !"
Later Bitchez !
*Camera's Fade and the Video Segment Ends*