La De Freakin' Da (O2A)

[Jacob Cruise]

Cruise couldn't help but to crack up laughing. Every time...every...damn...time...that he joked around about Cam's nationality...Cameron always seemed to get pissed. Which, of course is understand. However, Cam throwing his girly little hissy fits is the only reason Cruise continues to do it. Ah, the circle of life...or something.

"You know I was kidding bro...damn, take a joke. I know your Japanese dude...Ching chang chong motherfugger..You don't gotta flip out every damn time I get that wrong...."

Cruise just shakes his head in a false sense of disappointment towards Cam. A devious smile gracing his face all along as he listen to the tale of Cam's new chick and the run in with Lor...

"Damn dude...thats harsh...."

Not knowing of Michelle and Brent's family relation or whatever...Cruise continues...

"She fine bro? She got a nice tight ass? Or one of those big ole' bootys that you just wanna' smack? Big bouncin' tits? Hell...gimme the story man...I mean, if your turning down that nice piece of loony bin ass in Lor for this chick...shes got to be haaaaawt, huh?"

[Cameron Kincaid]

"God is she? Is she? Yea she is bro'. I mean she's got this walk that just makes you want to scr..."

Damnit. This kid needs to leave already. He can't even be himself while the little dude's around. Can't exactly say "Hey, I sure wouldn't mind exploring every hole your legal guardian has on her entire body" now can he?...

Not that, thats what he was gonna say or anything...

"*Ahem* Um...Jacob...Brent here is like...Michelle's um...Family member soooo...Yea, let's not...You know...Y...You know? I'll...We'll talk later... "

[Jacob Cruise]

Cruise looks over at the kid again, then leans in close to Cam to whisper to him...

"Damn dude...you banging little homie's moms? I mean...I know you like MILFs and all bro...but damn...how old is the chick?"

[brentsteel]

He wondered why they were talking about Michelle like that, I mean she wasn't his mother just his legal guardian. How did they know about his peep hole to her room, oh no they couldn't know could they?

"Erm, Michelle isn't my mother. If so I'd be like nine at the oldest!"

[Cameron Kincaid]

"Dude I didn't say I was bangin' her. Just said Brent here probably doesn't wanna hear how she has the hots for me..."

"Errr...Or at least I think so? Blah, who knows man. Everybody from Jean Bordeaux to Frank the security guy has had the hots for me this season dude. It's a damn curse being this handsome and charming. How do you deal with not being handsome or charming Jacob? It's gotta be easy to do with you being so uncultured and rough around the edges. What's your secret?..."

A brief pause, before looking back to Brent...

"And ah...Michelle hears about nothing we talk about in this room, got it?"

[brentsteel]

"What that you want to bang her? Dude that would be so freakin' sweet if you were her type, and you are so not her type man. Trust me I live with the woman it is clear that if it wouldn't be unethical and immoral she would have made her move to me... I know I have seen the lust in her eyes when I enter the room"

Brent then gave a smile to let him know that he was joking about that

"Just kidding dude I aint sick, but you know I don't think you stand a chance with her! Don't get angry I just think she prefers a thinking man and not a jock, not saying that you are dumb, I class myself as a jock too... Whoa wait a minute man I didn't mean to piss you off, I probably should stop talking and look for a debutante who won't kick my ass or have a boyfriend that would!"

[Cameron Kincaid]

"That may be the smart thing to do Brent. 'Cause I'm about five seconds from shoving that duffel bag up your ass sideways..."

"And why would Michelle make a move on y...You? You? What are you like...12?"

[brentsteel]

I'm not 12! I am 15 nearly 16, and it was a joke. Jeez how dumb do you think I am, if it were true you would kill me. Anyway I got my eye on some of the Debutantes around here, before you say it I know not Amy, I kind of like the use of my one good leg you know. Oh crap I didn't mean to say that, I like the use of my legs

Damn my secret nearly revealed in front of these guys, I can't let anybody know otherwise I'd be dropped faster from the roster than Brock was from the NFL

So you really like Michelle eh? This could be so cool!

[Cameron Kincaid]

He shook his head, raising an eyebrow as he just stared at Brent. This kid might be as sick as Jacob is. Seems he's on the verge of getting off on the possibility of Michelle getting off with Cam...

"What would be so cool? Me knee deep in Michelle's ass? That's what you think would be so cool? What is she to you anyway little man? Aunt? Long lost sister who was forced to take care of you? Whats that deal about anyway?"

[brentsteel]

Technically Michelle is my sister in-law or was, not sure about that, but we bumped into each other both looking for my brother. When I say bump obviously I don't mean that we touched or anything like that, before you ask I don't see her in that way. So we met each other, I remember it because the cab stole her luggage. At the time it was pretty funny, but...

Brent looked at Cam and thought better not say anymore about it being funny

Anyway she was nice enough to be my legal guardian so I could wrestle here, and she cooks nice food too. Not like my mom, man her food either tastes foul or breaks your teeth

[Cameron Kincaid]

Shaking his head back and forth, he shot Jacob a quick elbow as he nodded his head towards Brent...

"Great. She's got a fuggin' kid basically then...Cameron Kincaid...Worse luck EVAR!..."

"But um...That's cool Brent. Sounds real cool. So tell me, since she's like your legal guardian or whatever, you gotta have the inside scoop on things right?"

He pauses smiling brightly, looking over to his partner of course doing the same before looking back to Brent again...

"Soooo....Buddy....Pal...*Ahem* Tell me. You had to have heard her talking about me or somethin' right? Right? Come onnnnnnnnn, share something with your best buddies Cruise & Kincaid..."

[brentsteel]

Brent gave a sly smile, was this an opportunity to make Cameron do things for him. Maybe it was a good money earner as his age meant he was on a reduced salary contract so he asks

"What's it worth?"

[Cameron Kincaid]

"I'll allow you to keep breathing without assistance from some beeping machine in a hospital room in downtown Chicago?"

[Jacob Cruise]

Cruise can't help but to crack up. Almost falling of the bench that he was sitting on in the process. Little homie actually thought he could bribe Cam. That was great!

"Ha...ha...Calm down bro...damn...can't blame the kid for trying...ha...Besides...what would...what was her name again? Michelle? What would Michelle say if you put little homie in the hospital? I can guaren-damn-tee yo' ass wouldn't be getting no Michelle ass...if you did."

[brentsteel]

Brent was kind of embarrassed the implication of him hiding behind Michelle although that might have it's advantages, better not let Cameron know that though else he knew that his neck would get snapped for sure

Whoa calm down dude, I was only kidding! I can't honestly say that I recall Michelle saying a lot about you other than it was great she sounding like there was a 'but' coming, then she just said she was going to bed. Dude don't worry slip me enough to go see a movie and I'll split man, I don't want to be there ya know it's like a private thing. So every now and then slip me 20 bucks and I'll make myself disappear for an hour dude

Brent then smiled, as he remembered something that Michelle did earlier

Although she did spend some time reading your bio, like 20 minutes and it only took me 5. Seriously dude why did you tell them that? About you being? I mean that was quite personal! Does Jacob know about that too?