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[Michelle Tosso]

[glow=blue,2,300]WANT A COOKIE?[/glow]

Michelle waits soooooo impatiently.

[sharpe]

He opens his mouth... but... no words could form. He was sort of in disbelief... his teammate... and this rabid fan of the BISON's, having a... a....


COOKIE ORGASM??!??

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This was way out in left field if you ask the BISON.

"Nah, I don't wanna spoil my appetite for some o' mom's home cookin'..."[/b]

He shakes his head, finally putting his shades down in front of him and rubbing his eyes, taking another drink of his water.

"So... you're pretty good in the ring, right? So we can take it to the soul-less baboon and your little friend?"[/b][/center]

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Soon a muscular shadow covers Michelle

Chica, handle here the cookie, I got "milk" if you know what I mean haha

It was GCW's (self proclaimed) Don Juan, Chris Calloway, he suddenly joins the conversation he had been hearing

Mind if I join? Bet ya don't. Well chicas I was back there hearing your conversation and I thought you just needed to spice it up, since our bro, M. Bison here got freezed. It's time I melt him and show him how a real man behaves in front of sexy ladies like you

Chelsy your brother is a jackass, did you know he stole my girlfriend? Well stole... That's a saying, that C. Cal wannabe just used my tactics to seduce Kissy. But as I heard he didn't lasted more than 20 minutes ;D

And Michelle, Chris likes cookies! So I bet you have more cookies in store, because from what I saw after beating a nobody, you lost your momma's cookies. Maybe I should be your White Knight and get them back, but they are in Bruno's neighbourhood and I can't cause too much mayhem there, everytime I pass there all men woo me. They know who their idol is. What I wonder is why there are so many rainbow flags there...

Nevertheless you have whooped Christina The Cookienapper's ass more than once so don't feel bad. Now chicas are we gonna spend all time talkin' or we won't do some dancin' or betta some strip pokerin'

Chris flexes his biceps

I'll let you win, so you can all see this sexy body chicas

[sharpe]

Yep. This went from day-care to gay. The BISON would rather hang out with Jean Bor---.................


scratch that thought. The BISON'd rather whoop both their punk-asses into oblivion to do everyone a favor and save 'em all.

"See you at the match, Michelle... have fun with this cavernous asshole. And I literally mean that... cavernous. Sumbitch probably hostin' a hamster farm in his anus.... "

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Probably not the best thing to say in front of... kids(?)... so, the BISON starts makin' his exit...[/center]

[Michelle Tosso]

[glow=blue,2,300]HUHHHHHHHH NO LIKE WAIT BISON.[/glow]

Michelle runs over and grabs his hand.

[glow=blue,2,300]DON'T YOU WANT A COOKIE?[/glow]

Michelle gave him the innocent eyes lol.

[glow=blue,2,300]LIKE OF COURSE YOU DO HE HE, COME ONNNNNNNNN OVER AND GRAB YOURSELF A COOKIE.[/glow]

Michelle sets Bison down in his chair.

[glow=blue,2,300]So like uhmmmm Chrisy Pooh? Go get some of that like milk PLEASEEEEEEEEE?[/glow]

Michelle waits for a response from anyone.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

How could Chris get that "milk"? Chris thought and thought fast, he suddenly stood up and went to the bar, he came back with some milk, that he had obviously picked up from the coffee machine

Here you have my delicious chocolate dip, milk straight from a cow's titties! El Chris and his Kentuckos never fail to deliver, specialy with sexy cookie ladies, chica

Chris leans near Michelle and winks at her

Whatta did that dude say about hamsters in my ass? Dude my ass is shaven, it has less hair than a Tibetan Monk's head. There is no way assnuts can get on my ass chico. Wanna see my butt? Better not last time I mooned in public, so many foxy chicas got there pinching it that the cops needed to come and arrest me for being too sexy. That's the problem chicas, I suffer "Sexlexsia" an illness that makes me being too sexy, but not too humble

wow Chris said a witty joke it wasn't really that witty but in Chris standarts it was witty

So what's cookin' chicas? You got any news to share with good ol' Chris?

[crossfire]

Chelsea doesn't know what to say to what Chris Calloway had said and Cal and Kiss, if truth be told she wasn't fond of Kiss and saw her as a bad person. With Cal she knew he was mean but with Kiss Chelsea didn't know why she might be bad.

Chelsea sees all the cookies go in different directions and not hers, and it makes her a little sad as it was like what Sara had done before. "Ooooohh! Cookies! Any for me?" she asked before smiling.

Chelsea looks at the others and then longingly at Michelle and says "PLLEAASSE!!!" before smiling at her.

["Big Daddy" Briggz]

~All of this commotion was happening, and Briggz walks up wearing black jeans and his favorite shirt, it was a UFC Tap Out shirt. He walks up to everyone, and begins talking.~ How is everyone doing here tonight look like you are all having fun.

[crossfire]

Chelsea smiles at Briggz and says "I'm waiting to see if I can have a cookie, I love cookies!" then she looks at Michelle putting on the puppy dog eyes

"My brother hates them and sometimes I think he hates me too, but I don't do anything wrong!" Chelsea says before frowning, then she looks at Jerimiah and then Calloway maybe one of them would show Cal a thing or two about treating his sister right!

[sharpe]

"Nah... hate you? Impossible."

The BISON fidgets in his chair. What the hell did he get himself into?

"So... Michelle... our match?"

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[Michelle Tosso]

Michelle looks at Chris.

[glow=blue,2,300]Does like...your butt have some bumps or moles like a Chocolate Chip Cookie?[/glow]

Chris is speechless for a few seconds. Michelle turns to see Bison.

[glow=blue,2,300]Oh like our MATCH HEHE? Well, if we win how about we go out and eat COOKIESSSSSSSSS to celebrate? I have my mommies recipe ALLLLLLLLLLL ready hehe. We are SOOOOOOOOOOO going to like kick some MAJOR CRUMBS out of our opponents. Aren't we Bison?[/glow]

Michelle waits for responses.

[sharpe]

"Drop the elbow on them sumbitches turn 'em to crumbs. Only way the BISON roll, if you feel me.

But... um... keep the cookies away. Don't eat 'em, don't eat sweets, and I ain't gonna start now."

He folds his arms up, looking at Chris.

Wait a second... did she just ask if he had moles...

on his rectum?

"Answer the girl, dude. You hostin' a zit farm on your ass or what?"

[crossfire]

"Hehehe You're funny! Zit farm in your butt! I never knew zits were on farms, only moo cows, oink pigs and cluck chickens! I know that you don't have farms in your butt! It's like saying cookies are evil no cookies aren't but the cookie monster is" Chelsea shudders at the thought of the big furry character stealing all the cookies.

["Simply Sexy" Chris Calloway]

Chris then freaks out

What the hell?!? Am I hostin' some animal in my butt without me realizing, hey dudes tell me! Do you see anything?!

Chris stands up and MOONS the girls and Bison

What do I have there? What do I have?!

Nothing but a shaven chiseled ass but Chris didn't thought that way. He shakes his ass in front of Bison

Where's that hamster? You see it? Chelsea you see it?

Chris then shakes his bare ass in front of Chelsea

You see it Michelle?

Chris shakes again his sexy ass in front of Michelle, Chris stands there with his pants dropped with a concerned look, waiting for an answer

[sharpe]

"My God... that thing...

LOOKS....

SPENT!!!!"

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The BISON turns his head, trying to sheild his eyes from the image. Michelle was right next to him, he glances at her chest periodically, imagining them nude to get the image of Chris's shaven ass out of his mind. This was an outrage...

...She's 18, right???

"Was that a hand slap imprint I just saw on that cheek???! Christ almighty! That thing looked WAY too huge to be some broad's handprint... DUDE! Get back in the closet! I don't think you're ready to come out!"[/b][/center]