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[Michelle Tosso]

U + Ur Hand by Pink hits over the arena and Michelle Tosso comes dancing out onto the stage in front of a sold out arena. Michelle runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. She jumps up and climbs the turnbuckle and blows kisses to the fans. She hops back down and runs over to where the ring worker was standing, he hands her a Mic and she speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]Like I am just SOOOOOOOOOO happy that I have beaten that CREEP Christina Dixon.[/glow]

Fans cheer.

[glow=blue,2,300]That was like TWICE now that I have beaten her FAIR and SQUARE. That was not counting our little house show match that we like...had. But she has done nothing but like taunt me over and OVer and OVER and OVERRRRRRRRR AGAIN TO THE POINT WHERE I JUST WANT TO..........HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.[/glow]

Michelle stops screaming.

[glow=blue,2,300]Oh hehe sorry.[/glow]

Michelle's cheeks gets red as she embarrassed herself in front of god knows how many people.

[glow=blue,2,300]She just makes me like want to SCREAM bloody murder. Stealing MYYYYYYYY Cookies, DENYING stealing MYYYYYYY Cookies, and then BRAGGING like the little school girl she like SOOOOOOOOOOOO is. But enough about her hehe, this is ASCENSIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.[/glow]

Fans scream.

[glow=blue,2,300]I need a challenger for Ascension, so I figured id............[/glow]

All of the sudden something pops up onto the titantron............

[The Dixon Sisters]

As Christina pops in the screen

Hello Michelle, and hello all you screaming Michelle fans, scream harder because I heard there's a Guiness Records guy around here looking for the "Most Stupid Crowd"

Classic way to get boos

But that's not what brings me here, you see that little screaming girl in the ring is what has brought me out here, because like the Britney Spears song says... Oops I did it again! Now don't get me wrong I am no Chris Crocker, despise I am homosexual aswell, I just brought that quote to say to Michelle that I am very, very, VERY! Sorry about what just happened here, you see, I was starving, my stomach was growling and I saw a briefcase that had a lock.

Momma told me not to open briefcases that weren't mines but aaah there was such a delicious stench comming out. That I couldn't restain myself. With this big muscles I ripped off the lock and I found paradise inside, there where Michelle Tosso's secret recipee cookies! After that joy my stomach calmed down, as an idea entered my mind. I ate some cookies and god they were delicious. But then I thought for a while, what could I do with this cookies? Share them with my friends? Nah. Something a lot better Michelle. I came here in this ugly stadium, went to the ring when nobody was here and hid the cookies.

So if you wanna get them back, just say what I wanna hear Tosso, get your head out of the cookie jar and say what Good Ol' Momma Tina wants to hear!

the crowd boos Christina as she laughs arrogantly as she starts playing mind games with Tosso

[Michelle Tosso]

Michelle is shocked, did she just say SECRET RECIPE?

[glow=blue,2,300]Wh....what? You broke into my locker room?[/glow]

Without Hesitation she drops the Mic and takes off running down the ramp and to the back. The camera crew try to follow her as much as possible, but all you hear is Michelle yelling...........

[glow=blue,2,300]WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU? WHEREEEEEEE AREEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUUU?[/glow]

She was screaming bloody murder as she was running down the halls. Michelle never once TRULY stopped to see if she could see Christina. Michelle continues to run until Christina from a distance...........

[The Dixon Sisters]

... Waved at Michelle, Christina had a huge smile in her face, and she was carrying a briefcase with the delicious cookies.

Hello Michelle-dear

Naturally Michelle charges at Christina with blind rage in her eyes, but the cunning Christina, threw a glass of milk in Michelle's eyes, bliding Michelle for real

I got the cookies but you got the milk. And you better enjoy it Michelle it will be the only "milk" that will splash your face!

Christina then shoves Michelle to the floor as she starts running to the ring. Christina has really ran fast to the ring as she makes her way down to the ramp running. The crowd welcomes her with boos. But Christina doesn't have time to answer, as she would like, she's way to busy running with the beloved cookies. Christina gets near the ring as she takes a ladder, she gets into the ring with the ladder and the briefcase and she plants the ladder in the center of the ring, Christina quickly climbs and hangs the beloved cookies. She then calmly gets down and kicks the ladder off the ring, she is then given a mic and she adresses her opponent

Michelle, stop visiting Dr. Floor. You want the cookies? Well you know where they are, if I was a good girl I'd allow you to climb the ladder without further ado, but since when I said I was a good girl? You made the mistake of your life bitch, nobody messes with Christina Dixon twice, and I am so sure that tonight I'll bash that briefcase on your brains than you won't be able to make it a third time.

So Michelle if you want to charge here like a blind bull, go ahead, but if I was able to put you out of comission with a glass of milk, guess what I'll be able to do in the middle of a ring!

Christina lowers the mic as she stares at the entrance ramp

[Michelle Tosso]

Michelle appears to be crying as the milk is still burning her eyes. She is shown on the titantron stumbling and trying to feel her way around. The fans boo Christina as they see that. Christina just laugh as Michelle finally makes her way out onto the stage and the fans SCREAM. She can now see out of one eye, but the other is still burning. She walks slowly down the ramp and gets into the ring slowly. She looks right at Christina and runs for her, she misses as she still can't see all that well. She ends up going threw the ropes and onto the floor. Christina is laughing her ass off as Michelle gets up and gets a Mic.

[glow=blue,2,300]You...you....THINK THIS IS FUNNY? HANGING MY GRANDMAS SECRET RECIPE COOKIES FROM THE RAFTERS LIKE THEY ARE LITTLE FURRY BROWN ANIMALS WITH BLACK SPOTS? You...you...you HAVE ANOTHER....[/glow]

Michelle starts to cry, does Polly want a cookie? No Polly wants Michelle's SWEET ASS!!!

[glow=blue,2,300]You.................you..........NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...............[/glow]

Michelle just snaps, all of the sudden you see her face. Her cheeks are blood red and her eyes and water shot and the vessels are glowing red. One last tear falls from the face of the youngling, if you look hard enough you can see a little...GREEN. Michelle raises the Mic up to her face.

[glow=blue,2,300]YOU BITCH.........[/glow]

The voice her around the world.

[glow=blue,2,300]YOU HAVE NOW LIKE SOOOOOOOOO MADE ME ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.[/glow]

No kidding.

[glow=blue,2,300]AND YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I AM ANGRY.[/glow]

Michelle all of the sudden throws down the Mic and slides into the ring where she runs at Christina and begins to punch her. Christina throws her off as a ref runs down to the ring. The madder match has begun............