Post by md on Mar 21, 2008 13:41:08 GMT -5
The following message is brought to you by the NUMBER ONE SUPERSTAR in the industry today, exclusively and definitively the BEST in ring performer that has ever graced a GCW ring... FINE-r than you, Mister F-I-N-E, and simply "Too Damn Fine"... Miles Divine.
The camera comes into focus, a fade in into Miles standing idly by with mic in hand. With his sunglasses on and a smirk across his face, he addresses the thousands in the arena here tonight in North Carolina and the millions watching at home.
Tonight, Miles Divine will make history. A double feature. Double the dose of the man, the myth and soon to be a legend in this industry. The pleasure will all be yours, to see ME, Miles Divine, compete not once BUT twice tonight. First, after some clever coaxing on my part... I mean after Miss Masters came to realize that for one I'm THE draw on her show, and two, that my suggestions are too good to pass up, I'll be competing TONIGHT against the degenerate and has been of a champion that represents THIS show, MY show under MY rules. Yes, you heard it here first ladies and gents! It will be a twenty minute long performance in skill, athleticism, and showmanship under IRON MAN rules FOR the LockUP! Championship. Yep, Sheetah Storm, the dreamer, has just been royally slapped in the face by reality. When it's all said and done, and after Miles Divine carries the poor sap into the main event slot yet again, you ALL will have the distinct honor of worshiping your NEXT LockUp! Champion before we go off the air. Believe me when I say this Sheetah, it's clear as those fake white eyes you call creepy, that champion or no champion, the shots are called from MY corner, not yours. And so help me God, I'm going to sweep you off your cloud nine so fast that your head won't stop spinning as you hit rock bottom. You'll really live up to the mediocrity you've proven to be since you stepped into this company and decided to call out someone who's WAY out of your league. Be sure to clean MY title real nice, because I'll assure you of this, that title WILL be the talk of the town, as it should have been in the first place. And all it'll take is a healthy dose of F-I-N-E. Good luck, chump. You're going to need it...
He closes in on the lens. Now to address the second order of business.
The second appearance to be made by yours truly? The LockUp! Ascension qualifiers, where three wrestler from LockUp! and three wrestlers from MayheM will be pitted against each other, every man and/or woman to his/herself to LOCK in a spot in the main event match at the end of the season. Tonight, Masters made the right call yet again, by giving Miles Divine the opportunity to qualify for something like this. All I have to do? Defeat two nobodies whose names escape me at the moment. Guess that shows how much they even matter to begin with.
He's passed a piece of paper by some stagehand, with the names of the two individuals he's facing tonight.
This just in, apparently the two men in question are Jack Jyndal and Jean Bordeaux.
He takes a minute to process that, when he suddenly crumples up the piece of paper and tosses it over his shoulder. He raises his eyebrows, making it painfully obvious that even behind his sunglasses, he's rolling his eyes.
You two jokers don't stand a chance. When you least expect it, I'm gonna take the place that should've been given to me in the first place. Although I find it downright offensive that someone like Miles Divine has to QUALIFY to be in a main event match at the Ascension Pay Per View, I'll play along and give the people here tonight what they want to see. Miles frickin' Divine. Just make sure you two don't embarrass yourselves out there, which would in turn embarrass me. For your sake, that's the last thing either of you want to do, when competing against main eventers such as the one and only Miles Divine.
Finally removing his sunglasses, he stares intently into the camera before dishing out his closing thought, the tagline.
This is Miles Divine, telling you all that when it comes to every single facet of this industry and all it has to offer, I'm FINE-r than you. Period.
He exits stage right, with the camera fading out.
The camera comes into focus, a fade in into Miles standing idly by with mic in hand. With his sunglasses on and a smirk across his face, he addresses the thousands in the arena here tonight in North Carolina and the millions watching at home.
Tonight, Miles Divine will make history. A double feature. Double the dose of the man, the myth and soon to be a legend in this industry. The pleasure will all be yours, to see ME, Miles Divine, compete not once BUT twice tonight. First, after some clever coaxing on my part... I mean after Miss Masters came to realize that for one I'm THE draw on her show, and two, that my suggestions are too good to pass up, I'll be competing TONIGHT against the degenerate and has been of a champion that represents THIS show, MY show under MY rules. Yes, you heard it here first ladies and gents! It will be a twenty minute long performance in skill, athleticism, and showmanship under IRON MAN rules FOR the LockUP! Championship. Yep, Sheetah Storm, the dreamer, has just been royally slapped in the face by reality. When it's all said and done, and after Miles Divine carries the poor sap into the main event slot yet again, you ALL will have the distinct honor of worshiping your NEXT LockUp! Champion before we go off the air. Believe me when I say this Sheetah, it's clear as those fake white eyes you call creepy, that champion or no champion, the shots are called from MY corner, not yours. And so help me God, I'm going to sweep you off your cloud nine so fast that your head won't stop spinning as you hit rock bottom. You'll really live up to the mediocrity you've proven to be since you stepped into this company and decided to call out someone who's WAY out of your league. Be sure to clean MY title real nice, because I'll assure you of this, that title WILL be the talk of the town, as it should have been in the first place. And all it'll take is a healthy dose of F-I-N-E. Good luck, chump. You're going to need it...
He closes in on the lens. Now to address the second order of business.
The second appearance to be made by yours truly? The LockUp! Ascension qualifiers, where three wrestler from LockUp! and three wrestlers from MayheM will be pitted against each other, every man and/or woman to his/herself to LOCK in a spot in the main event match at the end of the season. Tonight, Masters made the right call yet again, by giving Miles Divine the opportunity to qualify for something like this. All I have to do? Defeat two nobodies whose names escape me at the moment. Guess that shows how much they even matter to begin with.
He's passed a piece of paper by some stagehand, with the names of the two individuals he's facing tonight.
This just in, apparently the two men in question are Jack Jyndal and Jean Bordeaux.
He takes a minute to process that, when he suddenly crumples up the piece of paper and tosses it over his shoulder. He raises his eyebrows, making it painfully obvious that even behind his sunglasses, he's rolling his eyes.
You two jokers don't stand a chance. When you least expect it, I'm gonna take the place that should've been given to me in the first place. Although I find it downright offensive that someone like Miles Divine has to QUALIFY to be in a main event match at the Ascension Pay Per View, I'll play along and give the people here tonight what they want to see. Miles frickin' Divine. Just make sure you two don't embarrass yourselves out there, which would in turn embarrass me. For your sake, that's the last thing either of you want to do, when competing against main eventers such as the one and only Miles Divine.
Finally removing his sunglasses, he stares intently into the camera before dishing out his closing thought, the tagline.
This is Miles Divine, telling you all that when it comes to every single facet of this industry and all it has to offer, I'm FINE-r than you. Period.
He exits stage right, with the camera fading out.