Post by sharpe on Mar 20, 2008 10:17:10 GMT -5
A video plays for the LockUP! crowd. It is accompanied by the sounds of an orchestral piece over a rock backdrop... the lights turn to a gold. A man's voice speaks over it... his person is shown at random pieces, used scarcely, of his footage overseas.
"It always amazes me just the lengths that people often go through to refer to themselves in the business. You have your "Franchises," your "Games," your "Evolutions," your "Omniscient Monarchs..."
Even your self dubbed "Futures" that can't buy a win to save their life. Often times, and completely amusing... is the complete OXYMORON these names become to those that bear them. Who am I to be saying these things?
I'm nothing. But soon... I'll be everything, and I'll be all of that which is covered in between. Because... hey, I'm already huge in Japan..."
An immediate show of this man's sense of humor?
"GCW has been officially put on notice. Take note, part-time superstars, superstars from another land trying to over-expose themselves, the plain absentees and those that actually make an impact! You're about to be surpassed, unable to get out of the way of this charging Bison.
Jerimiah "The Bison" Sharpe. Remember it... soon, that name will be on the nameplate of your belt... and that name will be on the tip of every single man, woman, child and tranny's tongue as the pure example of what this business is all about.
The only question is... who's fortunate enough to be blessed by my presence?
OR
Time will soon tell. Ladies, get your contracts ready."
Announcer: "Wow, it looks like GCW has made one hell of a signing, or somebody is a complete jack ass... I guess we'll find out...
But, just who's going to step up and claim this man, challenging him to put his money where it's worth?
.... wait a second... He's in the building! The camera's have found him now!"
And, true to the claim, his image shows up on the video screen, he's seen sitting in the lower bowl, in the very front, away from the ring. Waiting for his answer.
"It always amazes me just the lengths that people often go through to refer to themselves in the business. You have your "Franchises," your "Games," your "Evolutions," your "Omniscient Monarchs..."
Even your self dubbed "Futures" that can't buy a win to save their life. Often times, and completely amusing... is the complete OXYMORON these names become to those that bear them. Who am I to be saying these things?
I'm nothing. But soon... I'll be everything, and I'll be all of that which is covered in between. Because... hey, I'm already huge in Japan..."
An immediate show of this man's sense of humor?
"GCW has been officially put on notice. Take note, part-time superstars, superstars from another land trying to over-expose themselves, the plain absentees and those that actually make an impact! You're about to be surpassed, unable to get out of the way of this charging Bison.
Jerimiah "The Bison" Sharpe. Remember it... soon, that name will be on the nameplate of your belt... and that name will be on the tip of every single man, woman, child and tranny's tongue as the pure example of what this business is all about.
The only question is... who's fortunate enough to be blessed by my presence?
OR
Time will soon tell. Ladies, get your contracts ready."
Announcer: "Wow, it looks like GCW has made one hell of a signing, or somebody is a complete jack ass... I guess we'll find out...
But, just who's going to step up and claim this man, challenging him to put his money where it's worth?
.... wait a second... He's in the building! The camera's have found him now!"
And, true to the claim, his image shows up on the video screen, he's seen sitting in the lower bowl, in the very front, away from the ring. Waiting for his answer.