Clash of the Titans(2Invites)

[Joe Bruiser]

Eye of the Tiger hits over the arena and Joe Bruiser walks out onto the stage just a dancing and a taunting, and a you know what else. He begins to make his way down the ramp in front of the roaring crowd. Once at the ring Joe struts up the steel stairs and dances his way into the ring. He is wearing a blue muscle shirt with his usual blur boxing shorts and his shades. The Red Fro shines a mile away as Joe receives a Mic and speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]HELLO EVERYONEEEEEEEE.[/glow]

Crowd cheers.

[glow=blue,2,300]WELCOME to the GREATEST SHOW ON TURF.[/glow]

Crowd laughs.


[glow=blue,2,300]Oh Sorry haha, that is the St. Louis Rams. But the GCW IS THE GREATEST SHOW ON THIS GOD GREEN EARTH. Some may say it is even the greatest show down in DEVIL RED HELLLLLLL.[/glow]

Crowd cheers.


[glow=blue,2,300]I am out here for a special reason, no this time it is not to PWN that Micheal Jackson look alike. Yes 187 for those of you who don't watch this show every week. But I am simply out here...for a challenge.[/glow]

Joe lowers the Mic for a bit.

[glow=blue,2,300]But this is not just ANY open challenge oh heavens no haha. This is...BIGGER then any other match in the history of this sport. This is BIGGER then the fallout of LXW. This is BIGGER then the building of the GREAT PYRAMIDS OF GIZA. This is bigger then any Roman Gladiator Battle ever fought in the Colosseium. THIS IS BIGGER THEN WORLDDDDDDDDDDDD WARRRRRRR TWOOOOOOOOOOOO.[/glow]

Crowd cheers.

[glow=blue,2,300]This...will be the BIGGEST SERIES OF MATCHES TO EVERRRRRRRR BE FOUGHT IN THE WORLD OF WRESTLING. What am I speaking of exactly? The one with the big ass RED FRO on his head, is speaking of none other then HIS VERY OWN WORLD WAR THREE. This is MY very own BATTLE OF THE GLADIATORS. This is our Pyramid of Giza, we have built our own Pyramid in the Wrestling World. People come WEEK after WEEK, SHOW after SHOW, just to see us fight in our yellow, red, black and blue spandex. People come WEEK after WEEK, SHOW after SHOW, just to bow down to the the CHAMPS OF WRESTLING. Although the individuals that I have sent the invitation to may not wear Spandex, but we are considered our VERY own TEAM of X MEN here in the GCW. What I have in mind, DEFINITELY isn't no damn Broadway show. What I have in mind, definitely isn't the Daytona 500. What I have in mind, certainly isn't the World Series. What I have in mind is definitely not the SUPER BOWL. What I have in mind, is BIGGER THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE...put together. What I have in mind all of my friends and fans out there, is none other, than THE CLASH OF THE TITANS.[/glow]

Fans cheer loudly as Joe raises his arms up.

[glow=blue,2,300]The individuals that I have sent the invite to ASK KINDLY if they will participate in this CLASH, are as follows:

First up, that NYUKKA 187.[/glow]

Fans cheer loudly.

[glow=blue,2,300]Yeah right that dumb mother fucker Bruiser just snorted too much crack and it got to his FRO.[/glow]

Fans laugh.

[glow=blue,2,300]No, if anything The BRUISER has drank to much of the BEST ENERGY DRINK IN THE WORLD BWWUUZZAA. THATS RIGHT FOLKS THA INFAMOUS 187 WILL BE IN THIS MATCH UP.[/glow]

Fans cheer loudly.

[glow=blue,2,300]I say that because that son of a bitch will stop at nothing to find my shades. Ha ha cause once I removed them I pretty much showed his ass why they call me THE BVWWUUZZAA. 187, will accept this challenge.[/glow]

Joe pauses.

[glow=blue,2,300]Next up, is none other that Gothic ass BLAZE!!!!!!!!![/glow]

Fans cheer loudly.

[glow=blue,2,300]That damn dude wears more makeup then Hilary Clinton, and she is trying to look younger so she can find her very own Monica Lewinsky.[/glow]

Fans laugh there ass off along with Joe.

[glow=blue,2,300]That shit is sad man, sadder then the writers strike. ASSHOLES for making MY Office get removed for awhile. But anyways, I hope to see Blaze answer my challenge. I think he will, because he just has that fight or that drive that you need to succeed and not only win matches but SCAREING people even when its not Halloween.[/glow]

Fans laugh.

[glow=blue,2,300]Make your presence known Blaze, when I am finished.[/glow]

Joe pauses before he speaks again.

[glow=blue,2,300]The next guy on my list, just happens to be someone that Blaze knows all to well. COREY HOLLOWS.[/glow]

Joe pauses in front of the cheering crowd.

[glow=blue,2,300]Why him, you ask? Well for one that damn dude has yet to make me my damn T REX Balloon.[/glow]

Fans laugh along with Joe.

[glow=blue,2,300]That dude is more of a clown then I will ever be. He doesn't even have to put on makeup and those funny shoes. I would have to look like Ronald McDonald just to give him competition.[/glow]

Fans laugh along with Joe.

[glow=blue,2,300]Corey has been there, and done that...somewhat. His feud with Brent Starr as received some good ratings from our experts and shit. SECOND only to me and 187.[/glow]

Fans cheer....and boo a bit.

[glow=blue,2,300]He is more of a clown then Blaze is. Damn you think there related in some way? Distant cousins? Brothers? HUHHHHHHHH, PT Barnum would love that shit.[/glow]

Joe laughs as he speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]Speaking of Brent Starr, he is next up on my list.[/glow]

Fans cheer loudly.

[glow=blue,2,300]THE PWNDOZER HIMSELF BRENT STARR. Now this dude isn't a clown like those other 3 fuckers I mentioned. Call this guy a clown and he will turn you into a balloon. What he will choose to turn you into is anyones guess. As long as it isn't my T REX, Corey will get that to me sometime soon...or ELSE. This guy is perhaps the greatest Wrestler of all time. Some will argue, some will agree, and some just won't give a damn. Thats when you will see this appear.........[/glow]

Joe points at the titantron and you see.......



Joe speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]I pity them fools. Now, onto the last and final participant. THIS GUY has done one to many Roulettes in his time.[/glow]

Joe pauses.

[glow=blue,2,300]Those of you that have been to Toronto and New York know who I ma talking about. HE IS NONE OTHER THEN "BIG DADDY V" VEGAS.[/glow]

Crowd cheers loudly.

[glow=blue,2,300]Thats right because that son of a bitch is coming to GCW. He will be kicking ass and taking names. Don't play cards with this guy, he will just kill ya. He more then likely has the Jack and you will never know it. It won't matter if YOU even play your cards right, he will always play ya better. Just check his sleeve for now on you Casino owners in LAS VEGAS. Hide your daughters, mothers, aunts, cousins, and even GRANDMAS. Cause you never know when Vegas will BONE again.[/glow]

Joe pauses.

[glow=blue,2,300]EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, are wondering, WHY is the ONE with THE FRO doing this? There is only one answer for that question. That answer is because we are simply SIX OF THE BEST DAMN WRESTLERS TO EVER STEP FOOT IN BETWEEN THESE ROPES. I think it was Professor X of the X Men who said it and said it best, He once said, "Alone, you are Mighty. Together, you are Legends." That quote my friends is nothing but the truth. Alone, we are ZEUS. Together, we are HADES, HERCULES, HERMES, and ALL THE OTHER GODS UP IN THE HEAVENS.[/glow]

Fans cheer for Joe.

[glow=blue,2,300]The CLASH OF THE TITANS Will go as follows,

1. A Battle Royal

2. A Hell in the Cell

3. A Money in the Bank

4. And last but not least, A ELIMINATION CHAMBER.[/glow]

Fans cheer loudly as Joe lowers the Mic and smiles as he just looks around. He raises it back up.

[glow=blue,2,300]Amanda Wallace has no idea the kind of money and ratings she will be swimming in once this shit hits the fan and spreads ALL AROUND. One man will be The Last Man Standing once this is all said and done. The sponsors will be calling left and right just to be a part of this event. The planned date of March 30th, 2008. In Baltimore, Maryland, home of the Baltimore Orieals and Baltimore Ravens, The wrestling world...will never be the same again.[/glow]

Joe stares right into the camera as she speaks again.

[glow=blue,2,300]What does the winner receive? You are all wondering. Lets just say that is a SECRET.[/glow]

Fans boo.

[glow=blue,2,300]What? I can't give away EVERYTHING haha, where is the fun in that? Well, I think I have said everything that I needed to say. Amanda can;t refuse this, announced the matches, announced the participants, oh yeah I almost forgot. Nothing against people like Nicole Storm, Avenger, or Genesis, who have also been there, and done that. This will be one special night for ALL of us, and for you fans.[/glow]

Joe pauses and turns to the stage.


[glow=blue,2,300]Now for the FINALE, id like to ask EVERY ONE OF THE PARTICiPANTS..........to make there way down this ramp...and into this ring.[/glow]

Joe lowers the Mic as one of the FAMILIAR songs hits the arena, Joe smiles as he sees.............

[hollows]

Oh, but the oh so familiar music DID NOT began to play across the Pa system. This song was new. It was Breath by Breaking Benjamin. The new theme song for Psycho. Yes, you heard right. he's back, and better than ever. This time, a different appearance, but the same attitude. This match, was a good idea. The wrestling world, nor the competitors, would ever be the same after it is all said and done...

He hadnt stepped into the ring with the one with the Fro before. This would be the first time they ever even officially met. He emerges from behind the curtain. Of course, with the short hair, and different face paint, no one recognized him. They knew him, but acted as if they never seen him before. The look was new, and something he, yes, he, liked so much more than before. Walking down to the ring, he wasnt afraid to face the "former boxer" face to face. Grabbing a mic from a nearby stage hand, he begins.

Now now now, what do we have here? Quiet the proposal you got there Joe. You know, Its actually something I like. Gives me the opportunity to get my hands on Starr once again... I owe him the beating of his life, and I guarantee he's gonna get it to. But then again, I see you have two very familiar people in this match. Vegas and Tha Infamous one. You see joe, I also have history with the two of them. A very long history. But you, I've never had the chance to get my hands on you...

And what the fuck are all these balloon jokes for? Really? Do you see a fuckin big red nose? Do you see clown shoes my friend? I think not. But whatever. I guess it really doesnt matter. You are right about one thing though, this is probably going to be one of the biggest matches to ever grace a ring.

He stops for a moment, taking in his surroundings, thinking about the gore this type of match would bring. The ratings...

So lets get this underway. I know a few others have a few things to say...one inparticular, is Starr. I would love to see what he has to say. I know his secrets, and its eatin at him. I just know it is. I made a promise, and I plan to enforce it. So come on out Starr, we're all waiting to hear what you have to say....

[<~The Shooting Starr~>]

THIS IS WAR
The beginning drums signal the arrival of Brent Starr as
THIS IS WAR by Ill Nino plays. A familiar tune, and one that is always played at the end of his matches, FOR THE WIN!!!
The fans erupt as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring. Rolling in, he looks both men in the eye and walks over to fetch a mic from ringside crew.
Finally, with mic in hand, he looks at them both again, and fores off the
"BANG BANG"
hand gesture towards both, as a collective gulp is heard in stereo, from the crowd live.

Oh yeah, your soooo cool now clownfuck. I see you got into Nikki's makeup case and played makeover time with her before she got readmitted to the asylum she stays in. It's a good look for ya, really brings out your feminine side Corey. Psycho sorry..

He laughs as he continues

And you? Your fresh meat to me, joe boxer. I bet the creative staff had a ball with you. Musta been in ZooYork, as your monkey ass reaks of suckism. They had to have sat back, smoked a whole industrial sized bowl each and said to themselves.

I KNOW, LETS MAKE HIM A BOXER.. BUT WITH AN UGLY ASSED AFRO!!!

Poor carrot top here, has to wear boxing attire and gloves, the Apollo Creed lookin ass that he is. I feel sorry for you though man, I do. Not only are you calling out TWO of the top stars in the world today, in 187 and Vegas, but you done gone and called out THE GOD OF WAR, Brent Starr! And yes, This Is War!!

The crowd breaks out into a
THIS IS WAR, THIS IS WAR, THIS IS WAR
chant

Who else ya call out for this.. series of unfortunate events? Blaze? Did you say Blaze? Awww shit son, you want Shaddix up in this hizhell? Fine, reunite Xtreme AnalViolence, go ahead, hell, you can join them and make it a 3 ring circus. Then The FamOrdergimelia will knock your asses out and settle it between the grown ups and decide who is top of the mountain amongst us.

You guys can watch from your backs, cause thats all you guys do, is lay on your back and watch us win. Here, there, everywhere, on a boat, while fucking a goat, you guys do it all, but mostly you lose the best of everyone. Because let's face it, the match, isn't credible until you add in Brent Starr! And that my friends, IS CHURCH!

He's then cutoff by the music of another participant coming out