I lack Discipline! (C.O.D. Challenge)

[andy]

The show comes back from a period of advertising between GCW's sponsors for the Pay Per Views as well as match hype for upcoming events, to Andrew Rose already in the middle of the ring with his music dying down. What is set up in the ring? A podium... his sunglasses rest on his head over the ever present bandage. He doesn't appear to be in the happiest of moods either...

"Good evening... I have called this press conference to order, because frankly? There's a few things that the "Future of GCW" wants to get off of his chest..."

Of course, the crowd gives him his reaction, fitting of his current record...

YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCH...

And so on and so forth.

"Right, how about you tell that to somebody who ISN'T putting meals on about half of your tables at this very point with two hotels in this city alone, alright? I may have to convince my father to pull out the firing stick... I can only imagine what is going to happen to the numerous immigrants of good ol' Atlanta when Mr. Rose stops them from paying their bills because they have to bite the hand that feeds, you know?"

BooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo....

"Yes, that's better... whine, piss and moan because somebody with authority over your livelihood just told you flat out how it is.

Now... we all know that my record in GCW isn't something to brag about... but see... the biggest MindGame I seem to be playing?

Is with myself. Here I am, having taken not only one, but TWO former World Champions to the brink, leaving MY MARK over them, and leaving them unable to forget the name, Andrew Rose. I've been the star of numerous multi-mans, only to watch some asshole sneak in the lucky pin on all of my hard work.

Guess what? I'm only starting out... soon enough, these "Rookie Mistakes" will be generating an impressive win column... in fact.... It starts tonight.

It seems that some one lining, no name prick, has decided to fight for... and win, a championship in GCW... which obviously shows GCW's unbiased opinions to the mentally handicapped, right? Only in GCW can a retard wear gold. Well... GCW may allow it... but I don't.

Therefore, I stand before you, all media, as the future of GCW... to lay down my OFFICIAL challenge to the GCW Code of Discipline Championship!

Now, lets hope that the champion knows how to pay attention and I'm not interrupting him from his thrilling action figure battle to come out and perform his champion's duty!"

[car]

Nicks voice can be heard...

[glow=white,2,300]"So Andrew Rose. Thinks he is all macho and thinks he is a big shot. I am telling you this. I may have gotten lucky but I also put my life into my match. Winning this title means everything to me. And now you. Some undeserving little creep thinks he can just walts into here and can order people around. [/glow]

You can hear Nick laugh.

[glow=white,2,300]"And you think your challenge is offical. I will still answer it but nothing is ever OFFICAL unless the big boss SAYS its offical. So come MindGames remember this. You have a legend to deal with.[/glow]

Then you hear the mic drop as Nick obviously disappears.

[andy]

"And there you have it, folks... Just for the record? They don't pay for him to fly on planes... it may kill what little brain cells that he has left. GCW has their own, short bus... yes it's true. I hear he's assigned a seat right next to Blair Joseph and Veranica of all people, so...

It's nice to know that they, like me, are an equal opportunity employer."

He shrugs.

"On the much grander scale... can you SEE why you people need me to step up and bring the future now? I mean, seriously... One Line McGee has to be the most worthless champion ever... He can't even step out onto the stage to answer me face to face... Oh hell no, he has to speak from no where, on the screen, then we have to hear his Microphone drop as if he were to put an exclamation point down. Somebody change him while he's back there, please, it's painfully obvious he doesn't even know how to use the bathroom with that low of an IQ and it's a very real possibility he may have pissed himself for being gunned after. Do the man a favor before he gets a diaper rash, okay? And remember, if he gets a little excited... he doesn't know any better...

Anymore retard jokes needed at that man's expense? No?

Alright, folks... I promise you this... once I win that belt? Expect much more relevant Championship promos, and expect that douchebag to be locked back in the daycare where he belongs!"