Funky Fresh debut (O2A)

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Too Hot to Stop hits the Pa, eventhough the fans don't know what to expect they all stand to see what GCW has to offer next. A moment later, a man begins to dance out from backstage. The fans have no idea who this afro haired man is, but the can feel the energy, radiating off of him. The afro haired man, has checkered tights with white leather chappes over them, and suspenders attached to them. But the most noticeable things on the man is a pair of star shaped sunglasses, and a giant afro sitting atop his head. When he finishes danceing to and in the ring, he grabs a mic.

LA-LA-LA-LADIES AND GE-GE-GENTLEMEN! Let me introduce you to this fine peice of frotastic a$$!

The fans begin to cheer quite loud.

My name is FUNKMASTERRRRRR FRO!!! and don't you be forgetin it, cus you'll be seeing quite a bit of me and my Fro! But now I'll tell you why I am here, well I'm here because GCW realized they were missin one thing...... FUNK!

Fro begins to dance, but stops after a couple seconds.

So as I have not "officially been put on a show, I'm challenging anyone to come on out here and face me one on one, mono-e-funk...

Fro waits for someone to answer his challenge...

[The Dixon Sisters]

After the Funkmaster is done shaking his buttocks, Song For A Lesbian by Redwood hits next, as out appears one of the newest GCW signees, the former TNB Women's Champ, Christina Dixon, she looks confident and walks down the ramp, having a cocky slightly overconfident look in her face. After being given a mic by a crew member, Christina gets in the ring and takes a quick look at Funkmaster

First of all. Does KoKo B. Ware know that he has a very bad afro-headed impersonator?

crowd didn't liked that and they booed

Now let me say this clear, it takes more than a huge fro to make an impression here, if you don't have the skills you won't be anything more but a random Ear Stick who the fans cheer because they pity him!

crowd resumes to boo Christina

Besides, you dubbed yourself the Funkmaster? Boy, you think than entering here and dancing like if you had a bee inside your pants is funky enough? Not at all, it's just stereotypically sad. Seems to me that the Funkmaster just became the Flunkmaster making a very bad dance

Christina comes closer to Funkmaster

But let's not judge you, maybe there's a good wrestler under that fro, and sincerely your dance moves maybe be bad, but they are catchy for the crowd. Now let's see if you can get them behind you with your skills. But I won't hold back either, if I have to pull your fro I'll do it, there's nothing sacred in the ring, not even big large ass fros.

Christina lowers the mic smiling cockily waiting for a reply.

[Joe Bruiser]

Eye of the Tiger hits over the arena and THE ONLY FROED WRESTLER Joe Bruiser steps out from behind the curtain wearing a pair of blue boxing shorts with a blue muscle shirt. Joe stares at the FAKE FROED man standing in the ring and just laughs his mother fucking ass off at this fake ass man. Joe makes his way down to the ring and continues to laugh at what he sees in the ring. Joe slides in and receives a Mic and speaks.

[glow=blue,2,300]Well well what do we have here?[/glow]

Joe scratches his FRO.

[glow=blue,2,300]Seems to me like one of my FROHEADS has decided to go PRO. Not only that but it seems like this one doesn't like a Red FRO. He went and bought a cheap o one on EBAY. What the fuck do you call that? That isn't ANYWHERE NEAR a a real FRO. Funkmaster? Man come on now your giving us REAL FROED people a bad name. You look like a dumb 5 year old mother fucker who just stepped out for his first trick or treat night on Halloween.[/glow]

Crowd laughs along with Joe.

[glow=blue,2,300]Dude I can help you find a gimmick and look that is ORIGINAL. Id be willing to take you to the store to find yourself an M & M's costume if yud like? At least no one has tried that yet in the wrestling world. But you could be the first haha, all you need to do is call 1-800-GET ORIGINAL and we will set you up for your new gimmick and costume.[/glow]

Joe pauses as he looks at The so called FRO.

[glow=blue,2,300]What in the hell kind of dance was that? That was as gay as Toby Maguires dance in Spiderman 3. But what that has over yours is HIS was funny. Let me give you some advice kid, Don't come out here and announce an open challenge when you aren't even on the roster yet. You see noobs do that shit. Even though you are controlled by a GCW Champion supposably, I would of expected you to know that shit at least haha. Id challenge you and show you that there is only one FRO in the wrestling world, and that is "THE MARVELOUS" JOE BRUISER. But I can't challenge you since your not part of the roster yet. If you were it would say so over top of your name on your GCW Profile. DAMN I got here to early. DAMN every time I look at you it makes me wonder how much if a fan of me you are? I mean I keep hearing and seeing some of my past lines that I have used. FROtastic? I used that. Fear the FRO? Used it. Talking about your FRO? USE that ALL THE TIME. GCW is missing one thing, and it isn't the FRO. That role has already been taken my friend by MUWA.[/glow]

Joe points at himself as he looks around at the crowd.

[glow=blue,2,300]Where is the originality these days? First we get a bunch of 187 wannabes and now a Bruiser wannabe? WHAT THE HELL? Damn kids these days haha. No imagination what so ever.[/glow]

Joe looks at FUNKY.

[glow=blue,2,300]So has my point gotten across yet? If not I can go ON and ON and ON Count Mother Funky. Heyyyyyyyy thats not a bad idea. I can take you to the costume store and you could Count Chocula. Wait, someone has already done the Vampire gimmick already. Damn.[/glow]

Joe lowers the Mic and looks around at all of his FROHEADS out there in the stands. He wonders what to do next, did this noob get his point or not? Plenty of gimmicks left to choose from lol.

[fmf]

Fro walks right up to Bruiser, getting right in his face, his left hand raises a mic to his mouth.

"KID?!", did you just say what I think you said? Hell I should back hand you in the face. Man I've been wrestling since I was seven-god damn-teen, and maybe since you read all about me online, you should have read my profile, I'm thirty two. So that meens I've been wrestlin for fifteen years boy! If anything, you stole my gimmick, and just to let ya know, It's real.

Fro pulls his fro, to prove that it is real, he then turns his direction to Christina Dixon.

So if he aint challengin me, I guess it looks like I'm gonna have to fight a girl. But don't get me wrong, I respect dat whole women's movement ting. I meen I was raised by my momma so, I know that girls can pack a punch. But I'm warnin ya, that don't meen I'm gonna go easy on ya.

Fro then turns to face Bruiser again.

Why in da hell are you still standin here? If you aint gonna fight me, then ya might aswell leave...

Fro waits for a response from either...

[Joe Bruiser]

Joe just smiles as he removes his shades and stares right at Funky. You know the glasses come off Joe means business. Just ask 187 at the last MayheM.

[glow=blue,2,300]Huhhh kids will be kids I assume. For the eight millionth time poser, you are not on the roster yet so this match will not happen anytime soon. No matter who answers it. Otherwise I would of already accepted your pathetic excuse for a challenge. Man I just don't know what to think about this noob in front of me. He claims that I stole his gimmick? Who you kidding man? Your starting to sound more and more like Nick Jones and MG.[/glow]

Fans boo as they know Joe was the original.

[glow=blue,2,300]EVERYTHING FRO related involves me. Even from WAY BACK WHEN I WAS 12 AS A YOUNG BOXER. You go ahead and back hand me in the face, see what happens when you make the REAL FRO mad. You won't like it I can tell ya that much. But what I WILL like is when right after words I punch your ass to death and then put you in the 10 Count(Book End) and then in my Bruiser Knockout(5 Knuckle Shuffle). They your going to be wishing that you NEVER challenged The One with the FRO to a BOXING MATCH. KIDS generally know better then to do that to me. But you? You must be below a kid. A Fart or something? Hell I don't know, I just know your poser and don't know what gimmick and all has been used already. I have been around for a long long year my friend, stealing my gimmick and EVERYTHING about me just PISSES THE FRO OFF. But I forgot to say how FLATTERED I am that you wanted to copy me. That means that Chickothrottle did a good job on Joe Bruiser. But I do have one question for you. Out of all people you chose your momma as the one who can pack a wallop? WHAT THE FUCK? I...I... don't even wanna go there man. I don't want to know what kind of Kinkiness you two have going on. NO WEST VIRGINIANS ARE ALLOWED HERE. No imbredded sons of bitches are allowed in the GCW. We don't need another Shelton Benjamin in the wrestling world, him and his momma were enough for me. Hummmm you did say you were older though.[/glow]

Joe thinks to himself.

[glow=blue,2,300]Hummmmmm that means that when I punch you I WILL break ya face in, as 187 would say. Hummmmm wanna hit the store to find a Jason Costume to hide your face? Or hell they have trash bags there to as well a old lunch bags. We will find you something to hide that messed up face of yours. But your going to have to make an appointment first. How about.....right AFTER I BUST YOUR FACE IN? Yeah yeah that seems like a good time to go. You may be DEAD tired but none the less we will make the trip. Oh yeah, before I forget, your not on the roster yet. NO MATCH THIS WEEK. Just had to say that for the millionth and one time.[/glow]

Joe lowers the Mic and waits for a response.

[fmf]

Fro stands in the ring listening to Bruiser, and waiting for him to finish, when he finally does, Fro raises the mic.

[/color]Okay, ya know what, I'm a peacful guy, I can take a little confrontation. But if what you're saying is true, then everybody in the entire world who has an afro is a Joe Bruiser imitater? Well no offense, but that BULL $HIT! Hell man the only thing we have in common is that we both like our hair big, and that's da only ting. I meen I like funk, you, well you like cheesy eighties music I'm guessing. You ware a boxer's robe to the ring, I ware chappes and suspenders. Hell man, I aint copying you, if I were I would be one of these twelve year olds, wearing a big novelty red afro wig. But I've got a little idea, if you are right, and I can't wrestle this week, well then how about we have an afro vs afro match at Mind Games.[/color]

The fans cheer like crazy at Fro's purposal.

I meen, I'll put my fro on the line, will you?

[The Dixon Sisters]

Christina looks at the scene, realizing she doesn't belong there

Well sadly this has turned into a fro vs fro battle and my hair is straight, now unless I go back and puff my hair into a fro, I have no place being here

Christina then rises her eyebrows as she thinks the whole scene is lousy

Don't you think you two are making asses out of yourselves? Bickering over afros? Sorry if you are offended but this is laughable. We want to see wrestling here not two guys arguing about their hair, you look gay doing that.

crowd laughs

And trust me I've seen lots of brawls in West Hollywood over what hair looks better...