Post by Yoshi Nagata on Jan 25, 2008 23:01:58 GMT -5
"FUCK YOU GOOMBA!"
So, Yoshi had finally snagged the ROM known as Mario Forever. Jesus fucking Christ. Whoever made this mod had to be insane. But, here he was playing an almost impossible thing. He's seen it beat before, but actually playing it was something else. God dammit. The camera guy cleared his throat and Yoshi tilted his head to the side looking over his shoulder. Oh shit... He looked back around to the computer and pressed the monitor's power button, turning it off and quickly stood up, turning on his heels to face the camera, raising his right hand with a grin on his face. The audience of the Scottrade Center laughed.
"Caught me at a bad time dude... Anyway... I wanted to talk to you all about this Pay-Per View. Absolution. Which is taking place right here in... St. Louis, Missouri. I got some real good pals here in Missouri ya know. Never met em personally, but yeah. They are pals all the same. Anyway. Absolution. I've got a chance for the LockUP! Title. Awesome! But before I can even get it, there are nine freaking other people in the way. So, um... Yeah. That's gonna be hard. Sure, there will be people teaming up to eliminate this guy or that gal. But in the end, it comes down to yourself. Number one. Every person for themselves.
So, right, I'm going to do like everyone else, follow the herd, cause its the cool thing to do and give a little run down on each person in the rumble.
First up on the list is... "TOO FINE" MILES DIVINE! Now, I don't have anything bad to say about this cat right here. I mean, have you seen him? He's awesome. Sure, he's cocky. But ALL of us are in SOME way or another. Well, maybe not all of us... But you get what I freaking mean. Miles is awesome, but he is also an opponent at Absolution, so, despite me being a "fan" of his, I wont hold back on him, should he get in the way.
Next we have... Kyle Nobbs. I've already gotten a go at this young dude at LockUP!'s house show. Hell, he pinned me for the win in it. Awesome. He's got some skills, that's for sure. I mean... dude handled himself pretty well in that triple threat that he pinned me in. But, there's always a chance to pay one back, this is mine, Nobbs, its no hard feelings man, but I will try and eliminate ya.
Next is... Oh god. Its Shia Storm. This freaking guy right here. He'll be after me for sure, considering what me and Hollows did to him back at Exodus. Dude's a giant compared to me too. Hell, most of the guys are, but I ain't going to let that scare me off, you know? Shit. He can try and be all menacing if he want, take in deep breaths, stomp around while making the stupidest looking faces he wants... Cause, he ain't scary. At all. His wife is scary than he is. Sheeeeeesh. Uh, anyway, the dude's got power on his side, so, he's probably a predicted winner by some of you fans, eh? Dudes got a nice track record though, so, who knows, maybe he will win.
Next would be... Fenix. Now, I don't know a lot about this guy, except that he needs some other dude to speak for him, guess he hasn't learned the Engrish language fully yet. Which, isn't bad, but kind of gives us the vibe he's an immigrant. Oh, well, the government hasn't cracked down on it yet, they wont start now. Sides, he seems pretty good in the ring from what I have seen, so, yeah. Just learn the Engrish language buddy and kick the translator to the side.
Umm... Shit, who's next...Well, on the official list... Its me! But I'm not going to sit--err--stand here and hype myself up like some people. Nah. So, lets move on to the next person in line.
Which is... Jean Bordeaux. GCW's resident gay man! Or one of the resident gay men. I'm not sure. Now, I'm not going to go off and gay bash him like everyone else does. Cause, fuck, if I'm going to do that, I may as well take a shot at over HALF THE FEMALE ROSTER AT THE SAME TIME! Just wouldn't be right to bash him and leave all those ladies getting off scotch free, so, I wont. Besides, I don't have anything against homosexuals, those who do and bash? Well, fuck, you're hiding something apparently. So, yeah, Jean's a funny guy in the ring. He likes showboating and toying his opponents apparently. Guess its more of a game to him than anything.
Next up we have Stacie Collins. Alright, I don't know much about this one either. I think she's Brandon Payne's girlfriend though. Payne's a pretty good competitor. Damn good. I mean, he's in the Continental Title run, so, that says something about him. But this ain't about him, this is about Collins. She's in the LockUP! title run. While, that may not be as great as the Debutante title, she's still in a title match, which proves she's worth it. I don't' have anything else to say on you, girl. So, I'll stop here before I make an ass out of myself. I might have already done so.
Next is... Oh fuck me running. Mikki Wilson?! Obviously doing something right. I guess? Oh well... So, yeah, I haven't kept track of your GCW stint just yet, but you're obviously doing something right to get in this rumble. Good luck girl.
Next we got... Jill Terrell. Ok. I don't know what to say here either. Another one I haven't really kept up with in GCW. I don't know her track record, and honestly, this is my first time seeing her name on a match card. Maybe she got a bye or a freebie. I'm not sure. She had to do something impressive to get in a TITLE MATCH though.... So, just like Wilson, good luck to you too girl.
Aaron Spencer is the last person mentioned to being in this title run. Why? He's only had one freaking match, right? At Exodus? Sure, he may have won the damn thing, but has he been working towards anything else? I mean, yeah, I saw his promo for the title and it was freaking horrendous. For the love of all that is holy and pure and sacred in the world, someone ELIMINATE this man as soon as possible. We DON'T need him carrying the fucking title. At ALL. Work on getting this dude out as fast as possible.
Dammit...
So, there. There's a rundown on every damn body in the match. You all now know which ones I like and which ones I don't like, even though I didn't really insult many people at all. Alright, so, yeah. The last six eliminated in this match, also have a shot at the Code of Discipline Title the very same night. So, six of the people in the rumble, have two chances to get a title. That sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. So, anyway, I want to wish you all the best of luck in the Rumble.
But we all know its me who's going to win. Oh, shit, there I went and done hyped myself up. Sorry about that. Haha. But on a serious note, good luck to everyone in the rumble and should you not win, good luck in the Code of Discipline hunt.
As for me? Until the time to compete comes, I'm gonna beat this God damned abomination."
As he said the final words, he pointed behind him with his thumb, turning around moments afterwards and sitting back down at the computer, he turned the monitor back on and began to play the very, very frustrating game. The camera faded to black after watching him for about an extra ten seconds.
So, Yoshi had finally snagged the ROM known as Mario Forever. Jesus fucking Christ. Whoever made this mod had to be insane. But, here he was playing an almost impossible thing. He's seen it beat before, but actually playing it was something else. God dammit. The camera guy cleared his throat and Yoshi tilted his head to the side looking over his shoulder. Oh shit... He looked back around to the computer and pressed the monitor's power button, turning it off and quickly stood up, turning on his heels to face the camera, raising his right hand with a grin on his face. The audience of the Scottrade Center laughed.
"Caught me at a bad time dude... Anyway... I wanted to talk to you all about this Pay-Per View. Absolution. Which is taking place right here in... St. Louis, Missouri. I got some real good pals here in Missouri ya know. Never met em personally, but yeah. They are pals all the same. Anyway. Absolution. I've got a chance for the LockUP! Title. Awesome! But before I can even get it, there are nine freaking other people in the way. So, um... Yeah. That's gonna be hard. Sure, there will be people teaming up to eliminate this guy or that gal. But in the end, it comes down to yourself. Number one. Every person for themselves.
So, right, I'm going to do like everyone else, follow the herd, cause its the cool thing to do and give a little run down on each person in the rumble.
First up on the list is... "TOO FINE" MILES DIVINE! Now, I don't have anything bad to say about this cat right here. I mean, have you seen him? He's awesome. Sure, he's cocky. But ALL of us are in SOME way or another. Well, maybe not all of us... But you get what I freaking mean. Miles is awesome, but he is also an opponent at Absolution, so, despite me being a "fan" of his, I wont hold back on him, should he get in the way.
Next we have... Kyle Nobbs. I've already gotten a go at this young dude at LockUP!'s house show. Hell, he pinned me for the win in it. Awesome. He's got some skills, that's for sure. I mean... dude handled himself pretty well in that triple threat that he pinned me in. But, there's always a chance to pay one back, this is mine, Nobbs, its no hard feelings man, but I will try and eliminate ya.
Next is... Oh god. Its Shia Storm. This freaking guy right here. He'll be after me for sure, considering what me and Hollows did to him back at Exodus. Dude's a giant compared to me too. Hell, most of the guys are, but I ain't going to let that scare me off, you know? Shit. He can try and be all menacing if he want, take in deep breaths, stomp around while making the stupidest looking faces he wants... Cause, he ain't scary. At all. His wife is scary than he is. Sheeeeeesh. Uh, anyway, the dude's got power on his side, so, he's probably a predicted winner by some of you fans, eh? Dudes got a nice track record though, so, who knows, maybe he will win.
Next would be... Fenix. Now, I don't know a lot about this guy, except that he needs some other dude to speak for him, guess he hasn't learned the Engrish language fully yet. Which, isn't bad, but kind of gives us the vibe he's an immigrant. Oh, well, the government hasn't cracked down on it yet, they wont start now. Sides, he seems pretty good in the ring from what I have seen, so, yeah. Just learn the Engrish language buddy and kick the translator to the side.
Umm... Shit, who's next...Well, on the official list... Its me! But I'm not going to sit--err--stand here and hype myself up like some people. Nah. So, lets move on to the next person in line.
Which is... Jean Bordeaux. GCW's resident gay man! Or one of the resident gay men. I'm not sure. Now, I'm not going to go off and gay bash him like everyone else does. Cause, fuck, if I'm going to do that, I may as well take a shot at over HALF THE FEMALE ROSTER AT THE SAME TIME! Just wouldn't be right to bash him and leave all those ladies getting off scotch free, so, I wont. Besides, I don't have anything against homosexuals, those who do and bash? Well, fuck, you're hiding something apparently. So, yeah, Jean's a funny guy in the ring. He likes showboating and toying his opponents apparently. Guess its more of a game to him than anything.
Next up we have Stacie Collins. Alright, I don't know much about this one either. I think she's Brandon Payne's girlfriend though. Payne's a pretty good competitor. Damn good. I mean, he's in the Continental Title run, so, that says something about him. But this ain't about him, this is about Collins. She's in the LockUP! title run. While, that may not be as great as the Debutante title, she's still in a title match, which proves she's worth it. I don't' have anything else to say on you, girl. So, I'll stop here before I make an ass out of myself. I might have already done so.
Next is... Oh fuck me running. Mikki Wilson?! Obviously doing something right. I guess? Oh well... So, yeah, I haven't kept track of your GCW stint just yet, but you're obviously doing something right to get in this rumble. Good luck girl.
Next we got... Jill Terrell. Ok. I don't know what to say here either. Another one I haven't really kept up with in GCW. I don't know her track record, and honestly, this is my first time seeing her name on a match card. Maybe she got a bye or a freebie. I'm not sure. She had to do something impressive to get in a TITLE MATCH though.... So, just like Wilson, good luck to you too girl.
Aaron Spencer is the last person mentioned to being in this title run. Why? He's only had one freaking match, right? At Exodus? Sure, he may have won the damn thing, but has he been working towards anything else? I mean, yeah, I saw his promo for the title and it was freaking horrendous. For the love of all that is holy and pure and sacred in the world, someone ELIMINATE this man as soon as possible. We DON'T need him carrying the fucking title. At ALL. Work on getting this dude out as fast as possible.
Dammit...
So, there. There's a rundown on every damn body in the match. You all now know which ones I like and which ones I don't like, even though I didn't really insult many people at all. Alright, so, yeah. The last six eliminated in this match, also have a shot at the Code of Discipline Title the very same night. So, six of the people in the rumble, have two chances to get a title. That sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. So, anyway, I want to wish you all the best of luck in the Rumble.
But we all know its me who's going to win. Oh, shit, there I went and done hyped myself up. Sorry about that. Haha. But on a serious note, good luck to everyone in the rumble and should you not win, good luck in the Code of Discipline hunt.
As for me? Until the time to compete comes, I'm gonna beat this God damned abomination."
As he said the final words, he pointed behind him with his thumb, turning around moments afterwards and sitting back down at the computer, he turned the monitor back on and began to play the very, very frustrating game. The camera faded to black after watching him for about an extra ten seconds.