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Post by dj on Nov 23, 2007 3:13:55 GMT -5
Spongebob FTMFW!!!
He catches the blunt Rem tossed him. Why in the fuck wasnt it lit....  You gonna make me walk all the way over there to light this sum bitch? Not cool homie. Not cool. |
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Post by Jayceon Williams on Nov 23, 2007 3:20:41 GMT -5
"Ya lazy ass fuck..."Remmy reaches down and snatches the blunt outta Dustin's hand. Dude can't walk five feet to light his own blunt. Ghey... He placed his blunt back in his mouth and then too a few puffs. Then takes Dustin's and places his burning tip against his own. Lighting the blunt with his blunt. Then he tossed it back onto Dustin's lap. Lit. Bitch.  Then he heads back to the couch.
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Post by dj on Nov 23, 2007 3:26:28 GMT -5
He just didn't want to get up from his seated position. He grabbed the blunt from his lap, not worrying about being burnt. He's done it to long now. He leans back in the chair and takes a huuuuuuuuuuge hit of the blunt, inhaling the smoke, holding it in for a few, then lets it out slowly. He then turns to Remmy, pointing down at the floor in front of the TV.
Yo man....you ever tried to play Guitar Hero high as a mothafucka? Shits fuggin outrageous man. Cool as fuck though. Ya outta try it out.......... |
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Post by Jayceon Williams on Nov 23, 2007 3:34:19 GMT -5
Remmy looked down at the fake guitar controllers chilling on the floor and raised an eyebrow. Dude don't got real guitars? Fuck it. Couldn't be much different. They were based off of the real deal. He looked over at Dustin and shook his head. "Nah. I ain't ever played Guitar Hero high. I ain't ever played this game before in my life. Need to getcha some real guitars. Then we can talk. But uh... Nah... I ain't ever played it high."He brought his blunt back to his lips. Inhaled. Held in. Exhaled. Satisfaction.  He shrugged his shoulders and probably figured it'd be pretty fuggin' trippy. Like watching Shrek high.... Oh yes... Watching Shrek... High off his ass. Good times.  "Bet I'd kick yer ass in it." |
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Post by dj on Nov 23, 2007 3:38:20 GMT -5
Damn dude. Cant believe you aint ever played this game. Real quitar? Bitch please. Theres one sittin right behind yer ass. But anyway man. You up for it? Have a hell of a time keepin up with my ass. Been playin for to damn long homie.
He takes a few more hits off the blunt, inhaling, holding, and releasing on all three hits.......Shit was fire. Only the good shit FTW! |
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Post by Jayceon Williams on Nov 23, 2007 3:45:14 GMT -5
He looked back at said real guitar behind him. Smirking, he shakes his head and laughs to himself. Damn thing sitting there collecting dust. What a gheymo. He looked back at Dustin and laughed again.
"Fuck that shit... You ain't ever beat me in Dance Dance Revolution... You damn sure ain't gonna beat me at this... Let's get it then, homie."
Remmy took the remote and changed the input on the televison so that they can see the game. He got up and walked over to the television. Then leaned down and grabbed the two fake guitars off the floor and tossed one over to the lazy bastard.
"Get yer ass off that chair. 'Bout to PWN that ass with a capital "P."
Video game trash talk FTW. He stood up straight and turned on the game system on with his foot. Then he took a few steps back and waited for the game to load.
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Post by dj on Nov 23, 2007 3:54:56 GMT -5
Dustin just laughs. This dude wasnt for real was he? He stands up, also waiting for the game to load. Hell, hed be surprised if it actually did work. He aint played in a couple months or so...
Nigga, you wouldnt know what the fuck a 'PWN' was if it smacked ya in the side of that thick ass head of yers. Look man, You just wanna throw in the towel, cause Im about to knock yer ass to the floor.
The game still works. What a surprise. Dustin got ready....couldnt see the screen clearly, as he was still tokin on that blunt. Hit, hold, release ftw! |
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Post by Jayceon Williams on Nov 23, 2007 4:10:32 GMT -5
"A'ight nigga... Watch this shit...."
Remmy goes through the usual shit. The sponsors. Creators. Start menu. Goes ahead and starts up a two player game for them. Gets the versus mode ready. As the game loads some more, Remmy straps the guitar controller on. Selects the song "Bark At The Moon" by Ozzy Osborne. Waits for more loading. Then holds out his right hand and begins to wiggle his fingers. Like some spirit fingers wiggling type shit. The split screen shows.
"You feel that? That's that ass whooping about to be laid on yer ass right here... Right NOW!"
Once it was time to work these buttons, Remmy went right for it. Not exactly getting the controls. Not sure what the hell he was doing. He just starts hitting buttons and flickering the switch. Failing miserably on the game. But in his slowly getting high state of mind, he was kicking ass.
"Keep up with me mothafugga! I ain't gonna go easy on ya ass cause it's yer birfday."
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Post by dj on Nov 23, 2007 4:16:47 GMT -5
DJ wasnt doin too bad, missed some here and there. But for being high, he wasnt doin to bad. He looked over at Rem for a split second.....
Duuuuuuuude!! You have no idea what you are doin. Gotta get that shit perfect fam. Watch my screen homie....you'll get it eventually!
He laughed and continued to hit the buttons and flip the switch. Wasnt everyday you got to do this shit....well...in the real world that is. Soon though, his high caught up to him...and he started missing some of the buttons....then he looked over at Rem again...and decided he was gonna cheat. He picked up the remote and switched the channel fo a split second....just long enough to screw Rem out of his lead. Boy I bet this pissed him off. |
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Post by Jayceon Williams on Nov 23, 2007 4:22:45 GMT -5
"The fuck you mean?! I'm mirking that ass into a coma. Mothafuckas gonna look at me and say... "Damn... That nigga Remmy really a fuggin' Rockstar." Just keep up and lemme school you on this bitch..."
Of course, that shit wasn't the case. He was just talking out his ass. Toking that blunt between breathes, Remmy jammed on that controller as if he was really working a real guitar. Unfortunately, he didn't know what the hell he was doing. Yeah. He was getting points. By sheer dumb luck. But dude really didn't know what the hell he was doing. Then when he saw that channel change to Spongebob on the screen again. He stopped and looked at Dustin.
"What the hell man?! Not cool. Not cool at all. Lame ass gheymo! Turn it back on. Don't be a pussy now cause I'm PWNing that ass..."
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Post by dj on Nov 24, 2007 16:23:02 GMT -5
Dude, I already changed it back...damn. cant take a joke can you?
He took the last hit, and tossed the roach into the ashtray. The game was beginning to get boring, so he set the controller down, and turned back to Rem.
Yo man...I think its time we head out to the bar...get a couple other people and party. Maybe them fools we fought with the other day. I know one of them bastards gots my wallet. |
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Post by Jayceon Williams on Nov 24, 2007 17:42:21 GMT -5
"Awww... You quiting cause yer ass was getting handed to you. Fine by me... I'll let the torture stop... For now.  "Remmy took off the guitar controller and set it down on the floor. He was up for a night of smoking, drinking, and hopefully finding some hottie to chill with before the night ends. The night could prove to be a good time. "So which bar we heading to? Can't go back to the one we was at the other day. That damn bartender would be quick to call 5-0 on us again in a instant."
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Post by dj on Nov 29, 2007 23:03:38 GMT -5
~ A Few Hours Later At the Bar~
Yo Rem....this bars somethin else man...Aint shit like the other day though....That shit was fun man. Fuck...where them boys at...I know they got mah wallet....
He takes another shot of Jack, all the while staring at the ceiling. Something was off about it...Oh well. he turns his attention back to Remmy.
Fuck it...I dont wanna wait on them boys too much longer, Lets burn one man...then we outta here if they dont show...... |
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Post by Jayceon Williams on Nov 29, 2007 23:15:52 GMT -5
"You know them bastards ain't gonna show... Dude's probably out there committing identity theft like a mothafucka... Shit... I know I would. Charge the hell out that card and dump it off in the trash. You might as well forget about that damn wallet. Ain't no one in their right mind going to return it. I'm telling you..."
He shakes his head. A normal person wasn't going to return free money. What the hell was Dustin thinking? If they were saints? Maybe. But an average, everyday person? Highly unlikely. Don't count on it. He reaches into his pocket again. Snatches a blunt. And again, he turns to Dustin...
"You remember to grab a light this time?"
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Post by dj on Nov 29, 2007 23:19:28 GMT -5
I cant carry my stove around in my pocket homie. Yer ass should know that. Here...use this sum bitches lighter.....
He grabs a lighter off the bar, not knowing who's it was, let alone caring. he could be the baddest fucker in the world, but DJ was too out of it to care.....
Puff puff pass bitch..... |
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Then he heads back to the couch.
He shrugged his shoulders and probably figured it'd be pretty fuggin' trippy. Like watching Shrek high.... Oh yes... Watching Shrek... High off his ass. Good times. 
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