Bored Shitless (O2A)

[Jack McArthur]

A new place had open a couple of days, and Jack hasn't noticed it. Well thats understand able, because all he does is spend his days in his mates bar, or walk around Chicago drunk. Today was the day, that Jack entered this new establishment. The doors of the new cafe opened. Jack stood in the middle of the doorway, having a glance of the place. This place looked busy, but it wasn't packed. Jack noticed the people in the cafe. Each of them look neat and clean. Jack looked like he has just jumped out of the bush. He had on a pair of jeans, his work boots and this shirt.

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Jack started to make his way down to the back of the cafe, were most of the tables were empty. He took a seat at a secluded table, and picked up the menu. Pricey. Jack couldn't afford most of the food and drinks here, maybe he could climb out of the male toilets window.

" Can l get you anything sir? "

Jack looked up at the waitress. She looked beautiful as ever. It has been a long time since Jack's eyes have laid on such a pretty young girl. Jack placed the menu back on the table, in front of him.

" Um, could you get me a glass of water to start of shelia? "

The waitress gave Jack a confuse look.

" Um.......ok, water coming right up. "

The waitress walked over to the bar, as Jack sat there searching for the male toilets.

[logansteel]

Logan is in Chi-Town just after drinking 4 coffees and is looking for the bathroom as he really needs to go. He notices a waitress and approaches her.

"Excuse me Ma'am but could you tell me where the bathroom is?"

Waitress points to where they are and is somewhat surprised at being called Ma'am.

"Thank you!"

Logan quickly walks towards them he notices Jack sat there in his tattered and torn clothes, he stops although really desperate to pee he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a couple of dollars. Logan assumes that Jack is a bum as he looks so out of place in Chi-Town! He hands him the money and says

"Here you go buddy, don't spend it all at once!"

Logan is about to continue to the bathroom when...

[Jack McArthur]

Free Money, it is the best kind of money, and Jack was in a tight spot right now in this cafe. His eyes stared down at the cash on the table. Should he take it, or should he not? He could pay for a meal, but then wheres the adventure of ditching the pay. What to do, what to do? Jack had no clue to do what with the money. Jack looked up to see who gave the money.
" Hee......"

" Sir, here is your water. "

The waitress placed the glass of water in front of Jack, blocking the sight of this stranger he was looking for. Jack looked up at the waitress, ahh forget it, he doesn't need the money any more.

" Uhh....thanks. "

Jack picked up the money off the table. He extend his arm out to the waitress, and began to wave the money in front of her.

" Take it Shelia, l have no use for it. "

The waitress snatched the money out of Jack's hand, and made her way back to the counter. Greedy bitch, but yet Jack didn't care that she didn't showed any manners, cause he had a good view of watching her walk back.

[logansteel]

Logan notices that Jack just blew the money on the waitress but he also noticed that the waitress had a sweet butt and also stops to take a look at it even raising an eyebrow.

"Damn, buddy isn't that is one sweet butt?"

Logan turns to Jack after the waitress is out of sight, and he notices that Jack seems to smell really bad. Logan goes to walk away before his conscious gets the better of him and he says

"Buddy when was the last time you had a meal you didn't have to scramble out of a bathroom window right after?"

Logan looks at Jack as he seems to be thinking hard and scratching his head about the question.

"Listen after I have been to the bathroom and I will buy something to eat and a beer you look like you need one!"

Logan goes off to the bathroom and when he gets back...

[Jack McArthur]

Children if you read this, just be careful when you judge a book by it's cover. This man has done exactly that. He has figure Jack out to be one of those homeless people you find in a cardboard box, in the gutter, or down the alley way. God he was total wrong, but Jack played along with him. The reason was because he was going to get shouted some free meal, and some free booze......Mmm booze. Jack looked up at the stranger.

" Yea....l haven't eatin' in a week mate. "

Jack isn't the best actor in the world, but was he good enough to confuse this man. Jack dug his nose into the menu. What to have? What to have? The lamb look good, but it would look better with mash potatoes, peas and smothered in tomato sauce. Jack place the menu in front of him, and waited for the stranger.