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Post by defleppardvanhalen on Nov 12, 2007 20:52:22 GMT -5
After a couple days in Chicago, Atlanta native "Wild Thing" James Bowen is trying to get used to the new setting.
[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Man, this is getting really hard. It seems difficult to find friends here. I just can't understand why. I've been in the ring for nearly a decade, I could lend some newer talent a hand.[/glow]
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Post by Fernando Castro on Nov 12, 2007 23:50:44 GMT -5
Enter from stage left, the Lowrider of everybody's favorite Mexican... FERNANDO CASTRO!!! He hops that mo-fo up on the hydraulics before busting out an authentic "Mouth of the South" megaphone, yelling at the friendless hobo with long hair...
"Sir, move along. Loitering in this area is punishable by reckless hazing and lodging of cheap, dollar store artifacts in one's rectum, completely hampering your ability to sit around and dirty up the landscape. You've got ten seconds to relocate sir...
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Nov 13, 2007 0:00:28 GMT -5
..."The Natural" himself....Cameron Kincaid. Who else bitch? Shaking his head, he takes the megaphone from Fernando's hands, holding up one finger as he takes over this brief announcement...
"Sir?!!? Please disregard my associates comments. Those penalties have now been updated for much more accurate continuance actually. Failure to comply with our requests will in fact result in imprisonment with a ass naked Hot Stuff Mandy inside of the tiniest closet this side of Chicago, FORCED to eat the remains of fine pastries from the countless number of rolls along her abdomen and thigh area. I know...I know it's harsh but...
Cam's suddenly interrupted by a banging sound coming from the trunk of the car. He turns to 'Nando for a second before letting out a sigh and turning to place a hard slap on top of the trunk as he seemed to speak to the direction where the noise was coming from...
I know bro', I know. I didn't forget...
Turning back to the violator in question, megaphone pressed to his lips again...
And we'd like to remind you once again, that we hold the right to also toss you into my partner's favorite, ass rape prison if you fail to comply...Do you understand sir?
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Post by Fernando Castro on Nov 13, 2007 0:31:46 GMT -5
Fernando's eyes light up as Cam slaps the trunk...
"Oh, fuck, that's right! We gotta let the dog out... bitches gonna flip when they see this shit..."
Fernando pushes the trunk latch button, dropping the hydraulics to the ground... [/color][/i][/center] |
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Post by Jacob Cruise on Nov 13, 2007 0:39:20 GMT -5
The trunk slowly pops open revealing none other than......Jacob 'Motherfuggin' Cruise.....and.....A half naked female? What the hell!?
Damn! Took you guys so long I was gettin ready to go round two with this bitch...."
Cam just stares on in disbelief....
Wha....what? You remember when we stopped to get the Jack Daniels, don't ya? Well, ya see what had happened was......This fine chick here approached the vehicle while you guys were in the liquor store...One thing led to another...and...well....she ended up in the trunk....Why the hell did you think I wanted to hop back here at that red light a few block back? Shit.....
Cam still just stares....
"What damn it!? Shes not dead man....I paid her and shit.....You know what,.....Fuck you!, you fuckin fucks.....I still got five minutes left here....."
Cruise reaches up and pulls the trunk back shut....Do...Not...Disturb....BIACTHES! |
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Post by Fernando Castro on Nov 13, 2007 0:41:43 GMT -5
Fernando's dying at this point.
"HEY! I GET SLOPPY SECONDS!!! ASS, CASH OR GRASS, THAT BITCH AIN'T RIDIN' FOR FREE!!!"
He elbows Kincaid...
"Need me to stop by Old Country Buffet so we can gets you some pussy too while we're at it? We can bring hobo Jim and get him a fatty that might gracefully off him by sittin' on his face..." |
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Post by Cameron Kincaid on Nov 13, 2007 0:47:12 GMT -5
What the fu...
A fatty to sit on his face? Yea I REALLY am in the mood for pussy now 'Nando. How about I just pass this time. I don't wanna see some broad who wakes up to cups of cholesterol every morning caving in some dude's cranium....
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Dude...Why'd that broad's face look like a freakin' crater. You could play connect the dots on her forehead bro'.I think Cruise may be boning the poster child for Herpes Simplex 12 or somethin'. Better stop by and pick up some penicillin on the way to the bar buddy boy. You're Mexican so let's get it moving man. You know minorities are the only ones who can drive shit like this. Let's ride. |
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Post by Fernando Castro on Nov 13, 2007 0:51:24 GMT -5
"Fuck yeah... Loaded 'em all up in the car and they ain't even using the seats! Goddamn, I kick ass..."
Fernando flicks a penny outta the Lowrider towards Super-tool hobo Jim...
"Peace out, bitch! To the bar!!!"
And with that the white guys and troublesome Mexican are gone. Or whatever skin color Kincaid is... I dunno. Oh, and herpe's bitch. |
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Post by defleppardvanhalen on Nov 13, 2007 12:36:14 GMT -5
[glow=limegreen,2,300]JB: Look, man, I don't have beef with you guys. Besides, I'm heading out to a club in my Ferrari. Want to come?[/glow]
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